Simply Red Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Something got him startedTune Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 New house. My 3 bog penthouse in Granton, lol. Was too cold and we now have a dog. Si now we are in the belgravia of Musselburgh, newhailes. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Try not sell to someone who is self employed. Our old place was only 270 and our buyer finally found someone to lend him, they were called Kensington lol. He must have really wanted it. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Try not sell to someone who is self employed. Our old place was only 270 and our buyer finally found someone to lend him, they were called Kensington lol. He must have really wanted it.Cans. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Got given some truffle butter in a hamper a wee while ago and melted it on some steaks. Nearly spunked my pants. Ordered some more and a few grams of the proper shit. Fuck knows what I'll do with them. The Missus is the cook I'll get her on the case. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Got given some truffle butter in a hamper a wee while ago and melted it on some steaks. Nearly spunked my pants. Ordered some more and a few grams of the proper shit. Fuck knows what I'll do with them. The Missus is the cook I'll get her on the case.Dirty bastard. https://youtu.be/oISQivb_rl8 Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 ‘Tis truffle butter that put me off bumming the missusWipe it up and slap it on a steak. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 Sleeper train to London (ticket, not the train, Henry) Link to comment
Henry Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I quite fancy trying the sleeper some time. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 I quite fancy trying the sleeper some time.Night time is the best time to try it IMO. Link to comment
Henry Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 It would be good if I wanted to visit Lerwick yes. There's also not a sleeper train from Orkney to Shetland min. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Sleeper train to London (ticket, not the train, Henry)New carriages? I got the sleeper home fae London to the highlands after a holiday once. Shower in the lounge at the station in London after the long flight. Get pished in the London pubs. On the train and wake up an hour fae home with deer running around out the window. Magic. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 It would be good if I wanted to visit Lerwick yes. There's also not a sleeper train from Orkney to Shetland min.Woo fuckin oosh Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 fuck the Gaylord forum there one that amuses me, more than any other. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 25 baws fir a tenner fished oot aff the ocean flare by snorklers. 40p a baw...evry cunts happy Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Water no fuck them up AK?yist tae hink that tae but polyurethane covers tuff is long is thiv nae been doon there ower 20 year ir somehingolf fuckin huge L O Lbein intae oasis n coldplay holy fuckin LOL almichty embarrissin Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 fuck the Gaylord forumthere one that amuses me, more than any other.A slightly different take on your usual giving Germans head..... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Trainspotting in Portuguese. Read a bit and pass it on to a lady. So she can learn about Scottish people. It's not all castles, bagpipes and pretty shirtless redheads in Outlander. Dunno who the fuck Madre Superiora and Cisne are though.You don't hang onto a bird too long min. That worry you? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 What on Earth are you blabbing about man?That you don't seem to settle down with one woman. Thought I was fairly clear. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Dunno who the fuck Madre Superiora and Cisne are though.Great at singing “The One and Only” Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Don't worry me none pal. What will be will be. I'm very much smitten with a young woman as a matter of fact. And she with I. Life situations keep us apart for now but it shall not be thus forever. Let it be. ❤When is she up for parole? Link to comment
ebbe Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Definitely sounds like a more nipples than teeth job. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 When does she leave school?Are you asking for a friend? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Don't worry me none pal. What will be will be. I'm very much smitten with a young woman as a matter of fact. And she with I. Life situations keep us apart for now but it shall not be thus forever. Let it be. ❤Why are you not together? I say dump her. She sounds trouble. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Dangleberry McClitorischops.That doesn’t sound a local name? You telling porkies again for entertainment purposes? Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 The Sooper-Hanz Show New ThreadJust don't let him do the soundtrack Link to comment
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