Latest Purchase Thread

[Don Fonte]

“Don’t like camping”

 

Deffo the sort of people that piss in the sink when they visit your house.

Be more likely from the camping folk if you ask me.

[Arabian Knight]

winter wardrobe sortet.. jist need a tshirt under these cunts

[Don Fonte]

Hard to get a good rhythm going in the confines of a wendy house.

You been speaking to @@Dad?

[YorkDon]

keep the receipt?

Nae need Hanzo.

They’re belting like.

[maryhilldon]

The only thing being that tents keep nae noise in,so the whole camp site can hear all the moaning and squelching...

Can't beat a hangover wank.

[Guest milne_afc]

winter wardrobe sortet.. jist need a tshirt under these cunts

Thon Arc'teryx stuff is fab.

[YorkDon]

I could imagine Sandy Toksvig wearing them as her leisure shoe of choice. Horrendous.

Harsh.I’ve got better legs i’m sure.

They look better in the flesh too...

[Arabian Knight]

nae stockd ata in abz tiso eh noticed whin eh wis up lookin fir a tammy

[YorkDon]

Im in the market for new trainers. Not sure what to go for.

Go for a classic Samba...

[YorkDon]

With the greatest respect they look like something a fat cunt from Barnsley would wear in Benidorm.

Those or my Cons Hanzo?

Fat cunt from Barnsley or midget Anglo/Scandinavian lesbo?

[dazzy_deff]

Im in the market for new trainers. Not sure what to go for.

New Balance

[1903Fitba]

Love Park Run

[Bluto10]

Thon Arc'teryx stuff is fab.

yeah. If your Scott or Hilary

 

dreadful street clothing

[Fridge]

Nae having this camping pish. If I’m going on holiday it has to be at least equivalent to my house.

 

Not a fucking chance I would be waking up freezing cold in the countryside somewhere. Holiday is to have a bit of fun and luxury for a few weeks. Nae getting attacked by foxes.

[Studebaker-90]

Im in the market for new trainers. Not sure what to go for.

Adidas gazelle is a solid choice.

[Guest milne_afc]

"street clothing"

 

 

[Bluto10]

"street clothing"

you keep dressing like a munro bagger in the battle cruiser; I’ll dress like a normal member of the public

[Guest milne_afc]

You dress like a dick.

[Arabian Knight]

cunt wis stoatin aboot in rags aw wkend..e wis like an auld ert student

[Bluto10]

You dress like a dick.

you don’t know how I dress

[Bluto10]

Wouldn’t say Down Syndrome sufferers are normal members of public

you always in bed with mil e?

 

nae got a mind of your own.

[Guest milne_afc]

you don’t know how I dress

Like a portly James May.

[Bluto10]

Like a portly James May.

not fat and nothing like JM

 

come on min; you’ve better banter than that

don’t you?

[Bluto10]

Your mum does it for you

you his minder?

[Arabian Knight]

ye need a style makeower auld grey.. yer oot eh touch wi fashion n music.. yer like manchebs.. time stid still fir ye in the 90s n wir jist left wi a naff ootdatet relic eh a cunt

[Guest milne_afc]

not fat and nothing like JM

 

come on min; you’ve better banter than that

don’t you?

I was trying to be kind

[Arabian Knight]

bitcuts rippd it the knee! wi a denim pinny draped ower thim! ya cunt need tae chinge the cunts name fae auld grey tae auld Jay if e disna sort ezsel oot.. ez spazzed oot ez boax

[DD1903]

Im in the market for new trainers. Not sure what to go for.

Stan Smiths

[Henry]

Stan Smiths

 

Unbeatable. 

[YorkDon]

You shut your mouth.

Love David Bowie