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[dazzy_deff]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's an utterly horrific family set up you describe there ,Dazzy. 

Aye cos hooses are like the waltons every minute of every day. As moobs says above, between gaming, netflix, fitba streaming - everybody might be on a device at the same time. Other times, nobody is. 

[Ramandu]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's tantamount to child abuse imo. I really believe that. It's incredible how folk have been sucked into this lifestyle. 

Since when did you become a poodler style troll Hans?

[The Boofon]

 

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Without getting all misty eyed it's different when it's your own. Other cunts kids are nippy as fuck but in the main your own don't bug you so much. I get a good laugh with my laddie.

Correct. Can count on one hand the amount of other kids I can tolerate.

[dazzy_deff]

6 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

Correct. Can count on one hand the amount of other kids I can tolerate.

Same. Most of them are complete wide-o's. 

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

My bairn is sound as fuck.

She's one of the ones I can count on my hand.

[dazzy_deff]

23 minutes ago, Roberto said:

My bairn is sound as fuck.

I like my own kids, my nephews, my niece and my pals kids. 

[dazzy_deff]

21 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

She's one of the ones I can count on my hand.

She is a crease like. 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Aye, but what if it comes out black? 

It'll like good music, be able to dance, be athletic and have fuzzy hair. 

Wins all round. 

[BrianFaePerth]

There’s quite a few on here who have vowed never to have kids.

Cant think why.

[Quagmire]

Mines a pain in the arse at this exact moment. Don’t have them. 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Plenty of exercise most nights after school whether that's football training , playing football with their pals or whatever else they are into. A kid locked into his room scrolling through shite for hours on a tablet or phone is horrendous parenting. It's on a par with any parent who allows their children to become obese. 

I'd jail the cunts. 

Did you, or your bairns, never watch telly when they were wee?

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Did you, or your bairns, never watch telly when they were wee?

Suspect it's just Hanz being Hanz. Dazzy and Roberto had a laugh at his expense the other day so he's now swinging wildly at Dazzy trying to get one up and the last word.

 

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Suspect it's just Hanz being Hanz. Dazzy and Roberto had a laugh at his expense the other day so he's now swinging wildly at Dazzy trying to get one up and the last word.

 

Got it in one. He'll be back to being friends again next week I'm sure. 

[manboobs109]

Ahh, that explains it then. I missed the initial squabble.

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Mines a pain in the arse at this exact moment. Don’t have them. 

Got at least another 5 years of it from now like

[cheesepipes]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Plenty of exercise most nights after school whether that's football training , playing football with their pals or whatever else they are into. A kid locked into his room scrolling through shite for hours on a tablet or phone is horrendous parenting. It's on a par with any parent who allows their children to become obese. 

I'd jail the cunts. 

They'll just do it when they're teenagers anyway. 

 

Enjoy the peace and get them started early. 

[dazzy_deff]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

 

They might but it's all about that early start. Some of these wee fat fucks will be mentally and physically fucked their entire lives because of lazy cunt parents.

Yeah letting a child watch a half hour programme before their bed will fuck them for the rest of their lives. Gee whizz Hanzo, bit dramatic. 

[Quagmire]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nothing wrong with half an hour ,Dazzy. 

Soops, you spend about 18 hours of your day posting shite on here so there can’t be much quality time being spent with family or away from the phone. 

[dazzy_deff]

23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nothing wrong with half an hour ,Dazzy. 

Didnt realise time periods had been stipulated before you went off on one ranting about shite parenting, obese kids and such like. As you were...

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

You stipulated a time period, not me.

I offered a potential scenario where more than 15 mbp internet speed would be required and you went off on one about bad parenting. Bizarre but there we go.

[The Boofon]

5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Plenty of exercise most nights after school whether that's football training , playing football with their pals or whatever else they are into. A kid locked into his room scrolling through shite for hours on a tablet or phone is horrendous parenting. It's on a par with any parent who allows their children to become obese. 

I'd jail the cunts. 

 

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You stipulated a time period, not me.

[dazzy_deff]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

 

Hahaha

[manboobs109]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

  @MODS "Can there be a new category in the annual hat awards of 'Most predictable and unhelpful response to a debate'?

It's a fair point though Hanzo.

You've lost the plot a wee bit on this one pal.

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

  @MODS "Can there be a new category in the annual hat awards of 'Most predictable and unhelpful response to a debate'?

Loved Quadrophenia.

[Ramandu]

55 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I haven’t. I can foresee the dystopian nightmare that is brewing. 

You used to be a cheery loveable* scamp, but now you seem very grumpy, keen to pick pointless fights all over the place. What's happened?

*tolerable

[The Buzzard]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Loved Stephen Hawking. 

Never did much after releasing, Damn, I wish I was your lover, though. 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Maybe look up the word ‘stipulate’. ? It certainly doesn’t cover my suggestion  of ‘hours’. 
?

Yeah but no but. 

[Redforever86]

Piley on. 

[Poodler]

12 hours ago, Ramandu said:

Since when did you become a poodler style troll Hans?

Arite en Moses

[sheepcrooky]

Pair of adidas lothertex spezials.