daytripping Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just always thought it strange that folk have dogs and cats in the same house as small children; surely dangerous is it not Agree fully bud, I have a dog but truth be told he's a heartbeat away from turning into a killing devil dog at any given moment, would never have a small child in the house with such a beast, the likes of Pudgie will feel my pain. Ok in trained hands, just don't turn your back. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 I can feel it here too, just like an episode of honeland; it's palpable; could cut the air with a Swiss Army knife. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 The old dear next to me has about 6 undressed female cats. We get loads of toms screeching and spraying all over the shop and they shite everywhere. I just let my dog chase the wee cunts, he'd never catch them but at least it gives them a wee fleg. I couldn't give a fuck really but the Missus goes daft about it. Nothing that can be done, mad old wifey wi loads of cats, fairly standard. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just always thought it strange that folk have dogs and cats in the same house as small children; surely dangerous is it notIs it fuck. My dog sleeps in my wee laddie's bed. As long as you understand dogs and make sure they know who's the leader of the pack you are fine. Helps if you get their balls chopped off too. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Just always thought it strange that folk have dogs and cats in the same house as small children; surely dangerous is it notCats are known to kill babies by suffocation. Attracted to the smell of milk and curl up on them and stop them breathing. Complete nonsense of course but the only thing I could possibly think you mean when you think a cat is a danger to a child on a house. It's hardly likely to be a Tommy from Trainspotting death. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Bluto got attacked (and beaten) by a kitten at 7 years old.Fuckin' pussy Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Bluto got attacked (and beaten) by a kitten at 27 years old. more like it 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 No not that. Someone at my school was attacked by a cat as toddler\baby and left with visible scars, even as a teenager. Aye not a regular occurrence but is certainly something that can and does happen. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 No not that. Someone at my school was attacked by a cat as toddler\baby and left with visible scars, even as a teenager. Aye not a regular occurrence but is certainly something that can and does happen. sure it can happen. but it can also happen to a 7 year old. i think if you have pets that you know to be good tempered and well trained, it's not as likely. and you need to keep an eye on your toddler. i can't imagine it would be a reason not to have a pet. in fact, i think it's good for young children to have pets in the house. but just my opinion. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 less likely to a 7yo , arbitrary age I chose, as they can fend it off But you agree that it could happen?Worth the risk? Agreed about the last bit.I had a dog. Was great. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 allergiesLOL intolerancesMEGA LOL Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Cats are known to kill babies by suffocation. Attracted to the smell of milk and curl up on them and stop them breathing. Complete nonsense of course but the only thing I could possibly think you mean when you think a cat is a danger to a child on a house. It's hardly likely to be a Tommy from Trainspotting death.Cats are like super heros. I remember a true story about a young girl that kept complaining to her parents about this wee gremlin type monster that kept comming out of the air vent in her bedroom in the middle of the night to try & steal her breath & kill her.Nobody believed her except her cat but the problem was her parents didn't like the cat being in her room at night because they thought the cat was the culprit, so they started locking the cat out of her room. This played perfectly into the hands of the little evil bastard gremlin, as it now meant he had no problems from the cat. Luckily for the little girl though, the cat was a proper hard wee cunt & went out the cat flap & came bursting in through the girls bedroom window the next time & beat the shit out of the gremlin. The gremlin was armed with his little dagger & stabbed the cat but the cat (like the hero he was) still beat the shit out of the gremlin & killed him. Amazing story. Was such a heroic act I think the twighlight zone made a short documentary about it.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7h66t_cat-s-eye-evil-troll_shortfilms?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1 http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/cats-eye-1985 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Can't believe I just watched all of that Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Open a cat cafe on your street Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Can't believe I just watched all of that I hate it when a dog sniffs your balls in front of folk.How about when there's no other folk around? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Dogs don't sniff your balls when there's no one about . They do it solely to embarrass the sniffee.Cunts.Maybe with you wave a treat in front of your sack you'll get your way? Alternatively dip your balls in some dog food and you'll be on a sure fire winner Link to comment
alscotoz Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 My dog went blind a month ago...poor cunt. Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted September 19, 2016 Author Share Posted September 19, 2016 Dogs don't sniff your balls when there's no one about . They do it solely to embarrass the sniffee. Cunts.Try washing your balls Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 Old wifey next to me has just told me one of her cats is pregnant and she's going to keep the female kittens. She's already got 8 cats. My wife is going to go fucking nuts. Asked if I wanted one of the kittens. Mad old cunt. Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 21, 2016 Share Posted September 21, 2016 A pal of mine, some years ago pulled a random and took her back to his then flat in B.O.D.He had a young Collie and the thing was very excitable.According to my pal whilst he was taking the lassie from behind the dog wandered into the bedroom as the door was ajar and proceeded lick my pals balls as he was thrusting in and out of the unsuspecting lass who was now involved in some kinky 3way. I can only imagine that the dangling bollocks bouncing and slapping made the dog think it was some sort of game.It didn't put my pal off of his stroke and he just carried on.I reckon he enjoyed it. Why have I only just noticed this post, classic Link to comment
a don in oz Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 My cat Floyd is almost 20 years old, and more part of my family than my own son. If you, or any of your cat hating ilk tried that shit on him, I'd take your fucking throat out. I've got an old Floyd too. Russian blue, 17 years old. I'd also hurt anyone that touched my cats. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I like both feline and canine mammals, but don't choose to share my home with them. My experience of many people's homes who own dogs is that they often have a strong, offensive aroma. Usually those with larger dogs. I have also heard people declare that they chose a short haired beast to limit the smell in their house - when visiting their abodes invariably reek like Barbara Woodhouse's jim-jams.To summarise, if you own a dog your house stinks. You just don't notice it, everyone else does. Link to comment
perthshirered Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Had a couple of Hamiltons at my door twice today moaning my cat has shit on their lawn, I debated that it could have been any cat but caught bang to rights on cctv, I went and picked it up, they then came back and knocked again and asked what I planned to do to stop it happening again. Lost my patience then, after they tried telling me cats could be taught where to shit I closed the door on them and words were exchanged. Any tips on training an 11 year old outside cat who on good days looks at everyone like they're a piece of shit? I say impossible. Phone the polis and accuse them of using the cctv to spy on bairns walking on the pavements. Probably totally innocent but inconvenient and embarrassing for them nonetheless. A whisper in the right ear and you could have a baying mob of vigilantes camped outside their driveway. Everyones a winner and your cat will be free to roam and empty its guts wherever he/she pleases. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I like both feline and canine mammals, but don't choose to share my home with them. My experience of many people's homes who own dogs is that they often have a strong, offensive aroma. Usually those with larger dogs. I have also heard people declare that they chose a short haired beast to limit the smell in their house - when visiting their abodes invariably reek like Barbara Woodhouse's jim-jams.To summarise, if you own a dog your house stinks. You just don't notice it, everyone else does.If you don't notice it why give a fuck about it? The benefits of having a dog far outweigh some knobber like you thinking your house smells. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 I agree . Foul smell. Usually down to the owners having no domestic cleaning regime and poor personal hygiene as well .Havers. Houses with dogs smell like dog because a dog lives there. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 Wrong . Not all dog houses smell. Just the ones with mink owners .I believe the statement you agreed with was 'If you own a dog your house stinks' but now you disagree. Make your mind up. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 It's cool moobs. To be honest I dont really give a fuck either way . Each to their own . Peace brother .Fair doo's man. I'm being a cunt. Apologies. You're one of the good cunts on here. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 ^^ Pair of poofters IMO Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 25, 2016 Share Posted September 25, 2016 ^^ Pair of poofters IMOFuck you hooverface. Are you good at lifting dog hairs? Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 Moobs' house is stinky. Link to comment
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