BWG Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Cats and dogs are fantastic; I understand people dont like them - but to me, these folk are talking shite. I've always recognised an uncanny knack within cats and dogs to recognise evil within a person - which is generally met with growling/hissing/scratching/biting - a shocking moment at the time; but believe me - when that prick is being jailed for molesting a donkey or whatever - you soon side with the wee puss puss or doggy. Can tell you without doubt that Blutos hombre deserved every scratch he received (like you all didnt know). Dayts - these cunts are just looking for a pot to stir; quite literally the best way to deal with it, is by doing absolutely nothing. Listen to what they say, say ok, then go about your day. Repeat these steps when they re-occur. Then film the cunt doing whatever damage/mischief he will eventually do. Upload the video to twitter.com/pigs, and hey presto - sorted. Absolutely. Our cat attacked one of Mrs BWGs mates' lads, which aroused my suspicion and indicated that he was probably a paedophile. As it turned out the truth was much worse, he was actually a hun. I immediately ejected him from the household and gave the cat a biscuit treat. He celebrated by licking his own arsehole for about half an hour and then went to sleep. Good boy. 7 Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Absolutely. Our cat attacked one of Mrs BWGs mates' lads, which aroused my suspicion and indicated that he was probably a paedophile. As it turned out the truth was much worse, he was actually a hun. I immediately ejected him from the household and gave the cat a biscuit treat. He celebrated by licking his own arsehole for about half an hour and then went to sleep. Good boy.Haha, love it Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Raises an interesting point. If you knew you were flexible enough to lick your own arsehole would you? Doubtful. I'd be too busy sucking my cock. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 The best is when you have a wee puss puss and a wee doggy and theyre best buddies - sleeping next to each other, licking each others faces, play fighting - all those things you regularly see on youtube/imgur/instagram and all those places. They'd be traitors to their species. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Cats are antisocial bastards. Link to comment
rumpus Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 My daughter's homework once consisted of fwriting a poem about their pet. Which was a cat. They had to read it out in front of the class.. She'd written this get long poem about Puff but I took the paper from her bag and replaced it with my own poem, as follows; Cats are cool cats are nice,They don't like birds and they don't like miceThey sleep all day and half of the nightThe only time they go out when's they're needing a shite. She didn't see the funny side, I did. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 To quote @@heppy.Dogs nae cats. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Cats are shite. End of. Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted December 12, 2016 Share Posted December 12, 2016 The Village Seagull is partial to a bit of pussy. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 free image upload site and link My best pal and absolute Proper Gent. @@CrazyBullSheep mon en Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 free image upload site and link My best pal and absolute Proper Gent. @@CrazyBullSheep mon en^^loser. The cat is just using you. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 We're all being used Bri You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 We're all being used Bri You're paying off someone else's mortgage, per exampleFake news my friend. Got our own pad now. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 We're all being used BriYou're paying off someone else's mortgage, per example Fake news my friend. Got our own pad now.Paying off your husbands mortgage, so when you get divorced, he's alright Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Paying off your husbands mortgage, so when you get divorced, he's alrightThis is a thread about cats, not your problems. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 This is a thread about cats, not your problems.Haha Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Would you shag this cat? Done worse tbh Famous animals that you'd shag A thread for the 1000 club Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 This is a thread about cats, not your problems.Shame you and your husband have never tasted pussy Link to comment
SheepieBaaBaa Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 What about this filthy feline? Same cat, just an Instagram filter on the 2nd one. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 free image upload site and link My best pal and absolute Proper Gent. @@CrazyBullSheep mon enCracking cat @@Poodler. We had two then one dropped down dead in front of us last month. Still gutted. I reckon our other one could take yours though. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 free image upload site and link My best pal and absolute Proper Gent. @@CrazyBullSheep mon enHe's thinking about leaving a birds headless corpse at the door to show you he loves you! Link to comment
Guest findlay_1903 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 I’ve a Russian blue. Excellent elegant cat. Very sleekit. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 I’ve a Russian blue. Excellent elegant cat. Very sleekit.Oleg Salenko was a weird signing for the Huns. 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Went Cat shopping last weekend. Stuck a deposit down on a new one. Thinking of calling it @@Millertime Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Fuck cats, Dogs rule Link to comment
Henry Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 High maintenance though and usually the morning kiss is much more hoachin than the fluffys... Sounds like BrianfromPerth Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 GB’s favourite pastime So when he talks about screwing pussy... Cats are shite. Have I mentioned that before? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Would you shag this cat? Cat from Heathcliffe? Link to comment
BWG Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 He's thinking about leaving a birds headless corpse at the door to show you he loves you! Apparently they do this because they've noticed you're shite at hunting and are trying to teach you. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 Carts are shite at hunting if a mouse is their best effort. Bring home a cow and I'd be impressed. @@cow brutal m8 Link to comment
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