Poodler Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 Fed him everyday in Skye, boy just couldn’t get enough attention, you couldn’t put him down. Secretly hoped he was a stray but must’ve gone home yesterday by the time we left Cats are bloody ace 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 7 minutes ago, Poodler said: Fed him everyday in Skye, boy just couldn’t get enough attention, you couldn’t put him down. Secretly hoped he was a stray but must’ve gone home yesterday by the time we left Cats are bloody ace Not sure about your scarf, lovely moggie though. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: That scarf is definitely a gift that she hates but feels obliged to wear imo. Apologies if Im wrong. She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Poodler said: She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto Is she wearing gloves in the summer? Link to comment
Henry Posted June 26, 2021 Share Posted June 26, 2021 31 minutes ago, Poodler said: She’s a hippy, dresses like bluto Did her guide dog like the cat? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc. Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy. Link to comment
NEM Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc. Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy. Unless you’re shipping a lion over from Africa that ship has sailed min Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? I'd like to avoid any gumtree/Facebook kitten farmers obviously and the CPL and SSPCA don't anything suitable local. It also sounds like a right fuck about with them, home visits etc. Not bothered about a specific breed or anything but don't want one of those bald fuckers or anything that looks too poofy. Avoid a mirror then. You're both bald and poofy you prick. ? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, NEM said: Unless you’re shipping a lion over from Africa that ship has sailed min I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent. Link to comment
NEM Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: I just mean those really furry ones. Some of them look too bent. You’re going to look bent having a cat regardless how hairy it is 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Och the laddie likes cats, he's been asking for one so long it feels like child cruelty saying no all the time. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal. If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Sounds like young Moobs is light on his loafers(bent). Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: Sounds like young Moobs is light on his loafers(bent). They all are nowadays. It's the way of the world. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, shut up meg said: Try the SSPCA moobs, I know that they fuck about a bit but at least you'll be helping rehome some poor animal. If you don't want to go down that route, then go to a recognised animal breeder (can be quite pricey) or look at the local ads for anyone giving away kittens. We've tried. No kittens and even over the phone I could tell they weren't impressed we have a dog. Link to comment
NEM Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Och the laddie likes cats, he's been asking for one so long it feels like child cruelty saying no all the time. You need to get that shite nipped in the bud - he’ll be asking for puberty blockers next ffs ? 1 Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 We’ve got a Bengal cross, shortish fur and quite small. Absolute mental thing. Think she cost about £50 from some alcoholic woman. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 29 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: My wee lad has been asking for a kitten for a couple of years now and we've agreed to get one for his birthday. Any advice? Get a tortoise, wee cunts will outlive yous all so no dramas when they die. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 35 minutes ago, NEM said: You need to get that shite nipped in the bud - he’ll be asking for puberty blockers next ffs ? @manboobs109 has a gender neutral child. Oh dear. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Don Fonte said: @manboobs109 has a gender neutral child. Oh dear. Poor parenting. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Rocket? ^ obsessed Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: You don't understand. ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 27, 2021 Share Posted July 27, 2021 Just having a stroll beside Hamilton place and here’s twa cats on the same street with three legs, both straight over the road for belly rubs. Bloody love cats that do that . 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 12 hours ago, Don Fonte said: @manboobs109 has a gender neutral child. Oh dear. I think the phrase is transgender. Sounds like the wife has arranged going to see a kitten tomorrow. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 9 hours ago, Poodler said: Just having a stroll beside Hamilton place and here’s twa cats on the same street with three legs, both straight over the road for belly rubs. Bloody love cats that do that . That'll explain the missing legs. 9 lives but only 4 legs, shite last 5 lives coming up for that pair. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: ? potential new thread . “ what do you imagine other hat posters wives look like ?” or “ have you ever had a chug thinking about another poster and his Mrs going at it?” Ha that be an utter farce as I doubt anyone is going to say I think such and such’s wife looks like a 10 / 10 supermodel. Would just end up being a complete thread of who can come up with the most abusive thing to say about a bird ! ? Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: And the problem with that ? ? Ha! Well for the record I think your wife looks like a more repulsive fatter version of Micheal Mols wife. ? Link to comment
Dons79 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I was very balanced by the way in my guess at @manboobs109 Mrs. Mrs Fridge - a woman constantly on edge . Still getting used to the idea that a simple trip to the shops for her husband can result in a phone call to her from ARI three hours later . Isn’t concerned about penis length but has an odd fetish for men with huge balls . Mrs Henry - when visiting the mainland local people often remark on how similar Mr and Mrs H look . “ Ha, you could be brother and sister! “ they joke . Also amazes them when they find out Mrs H had the same maiden name as her married surname ! Fucking hell. ??? Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: ? potential new thread . “ what do you imagine other hat posters wives look like ?” or “ have you ever had a chug thinking about another poster and his Mrs going at it?” There are hatters who have slept with other hatters’ weemin the names wont be leaked by me but it has happened 1 Link to comment
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