Nelly Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Get a pair o white trousers and white belt to match the bag, you will look great................. Aye aye, this lad looks a bit tasty with his tour bag and fancy slacks, lets go watch him tee off......... Link to comment
fatshaft Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Get a pair o white trousers and white belt to match the bag, you will look great................. Martin Laird then. Weegie faggot.Laird is with TMAG not Ping. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 Laird is with TMAG not Ping. I meant the poofy white breeks nae the bag. Laird is a grade A chocolate. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 I meant the poofy white breeks nae the bag. Laird is a grade A chocolate.Well most pros wear white troos, and I totally disagree on Laird, comes across as very sound and down to earth. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 here's a two's up paul, from out of knowhere. i'm the Feedex Express classic uk & ireland champion, in ahem! 2006. opens shompens trade? mine's is a claret effort as well. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Not in the slightest, the oldest piece of kit in my bag (including my bag) is my hybrid which is under two years old, everything else was bought last year. Big fuck off tour bags are extrememly gay though, don't blame you for wanting to change it, I was just offering friendly advice.It's nae the full tour size - the 9.5" chat. I'm nae going to change my new bag, I like it - and the parents-in-law invested quite heavily in it I presume. I suppose I need to up my game to suit my fuckin' bag! The Mizuno fabric number it replaced was bought to force me into carrying my clubs. I won't be carrying the new one. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Get a pair o white trousers and white belt to match the bag, you will look great.................Consider it done. If I'm nae shooting mid to low 70s within the year I'll be very surprised. All down to you and Tup (life advice from the Wick loon, not golf). Link to comment
fatshaft Posted March 4, 2013 Author Share Posted March 4, 2013 It's nae the full tour size - the 9.5" chat. I'm nae going to change my new bag, I like it - and the parents-in-law invested quite heavily in it I presume. I suppose I need to up my game to suit my fuckin' bag! The Mizuno fabric number it replaced was bought to force me into carrying my clubs. I won't be carrying the new one.Fuck sakes chunty min, that's jist a normal trolley bag, and nae a big een at that ye drama queen. And it's vinyl btw, nae leather Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Fuck sakes chunty min, that's jist a normal trolley bag, and nae a big een at that ye drama queen. And it's vinyl btw, nae leather Oh, seems bigger than any trolley bag I've ever had before. Heavy as well. Yeah, definitely vinyl too - a nice 70s touch. Anyway, it's getting the first airing on Sunday, going for a game then. Going to have a wee practice at the driving range on Saturday as I haven't played in yonks. Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Nae a good day at the WGC event in Miami for our Paul, 6 over on day one. Putting problems again was it, Paul? Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Nae a good day at the WGC event in Miami for our Paul, 6 over on day one. Putting problems again was it, Paul? little bit of everything today, hit it poorly and putter was cold , no complaints shite day better tomorrow paul Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 little bit of everything today, hit it poorly and putter was cold , no complaints shite day better tomorrow paul That's the spirit. Link to comment
K-9 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 little bit of everything today, hit it poorly and putter was cold , no complaints shite day better tomorrow paulIf looking for motivation just think about missing cut, flying home and feeling you have to head to Pittodrie!! Edit: scrap that and relax - no cut!! Link to comment
cow Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Paul- Doyou think Lee Westwood will ever bag a biggy like you have? Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 That a trusty old Ping Anser putter you were using today, Paul? Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 That a trusty old Ping Anser putter you were using today, Paul? No it's an odyssey that has gone rusty Paul Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Paul- Doyou think Lee Westwood will ever bag a biggy like you have? I hope so he deserves one Awesome tee to green one of best drivers of the ball in my time on tour Paul Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I hope so he deserves one Awesome tee to green one of best drivers of the ball in my time on tour Paul So strange but I thought there was a post by RS on this but it's gone?? Paul Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 So strange but I thought there was a post by RS on this but it's gone?? Paul There was. It was a good one as well about you trying to get another major and how getting to the last 9 holes of a major is a big test or words to that effect. He did all you a sheep shagging cunt but then we all are on this forum. I didn't see anything wrong with it. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 There was. It was a good one as well about you trying to get another major and how getting to the last 9 holes of a major is a big test or words to that effect. He did all you a sheep shagging cunt but then we all are on this forum. I didn't see anything wrong with it. Somewhere did it go?? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Somewhere did it go??One of the mods must have deleted it. Seems a bit to me. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 One of the mods must have deleted it. Seems a bit to me. That's bullshit that people delete posts, I don't need protected I hope people don't think it's me that's deleting or have asked for it ? Paul Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 That's bullshit that people delete posts, I don't need protected I hope people don't think it's me that's deleting or have asked for it ? Paul No. One or two of the mods can be a bit precious every now and again. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Fuck sakes chunty min, that's jist a normal trolley bag, and nae a big een at that ye drama queen. And it's vinyl btw, nae leather Just looked at the tags, it is the 10.5" staff bag. It gets its first run out today on a nice course, hopefully my short game is ok (doubtful, only played 9 holes in the last 4 months due to an ankle injury). Got a white click-gear 3.0 to cart the thing around. Very impressed with that thing - easy to fold and goes really small. Would honestly take level 5s today just to get my eye back in. Locking in a weekly game from this week - going to be tough with another of the Chutney clan due for arrival in August. Going to have to sacrifice the 5-a-sides. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 paul, thanks for the reply, I'll leave the book to be signed, thanks for that.... Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Paul, fit like. Who do you fancy to do well in the Masters? Just weighing up my bets. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Paul, fit like. Who do you fancy to do well in the Masters? Just weighing up my bets. Link to comment
paullawrie Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Tiger is putting the lights out so will be heavy favourite , Justin rose could go close and also Louis ousthazen (dodgy spelling) Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Tiger is putting the lights out so will be heavy favourite , Justin rose could go close and also Louis ousthazen (dodgy spelling) Cheers Paul, I ken you know a lot about golf so will put the money I was keeping back to feed my child on the latter two, Tiger is not worth backing at the odds he's at, thanks. Why you not at the Texas Open? Last time I watched golf I'm sure I saw Tiger marking his ball with a black pen, isn't that cheating, putting an arrow on it towards the hole must be an advantage? Putting and putting are the same word yet they mean different things, that's bizzare. Putting an arrow, putting a ball, never thought of it before, they should have spelled the former pooting, whoever invented words. I wonder who invented the word "golf", I'd have called it hitball. Link to comment
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