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[Big Hat Logan]

Virtue signaling, huns wearing LGBT laces, gay sympathy on AFC Chat.

 

The snowflake generation are something else. Homophobia was much more fun than this.

 

The Russians ken the crack with all this stuff.

^^^ protesting too much

 

Its okay to come out of the closet pal.

[tup]

It's also ok for you to stop chasing every post I make like a lost puppy.

[Big Hat Logan]

It's also ok for you to stop chasing every post I make like a lost puppy.

Seriously though, if you are gay theres nothing to be ashamed of. As you can see, even football clubs are bringing LGBT issues to the forefront of the public eye. You should be proud.

[the_shrimp]

Who in our team do we suspect be in the closet?

 

I suspect GMS is gay. V.limp wrists.

[Guest milne_afc]

McLean. Looks like he's never won a fight in his life.

 

Bent.

[BWG]

^ looks like he had a Sega Megadrive.

For sure the easiest way to determine someones sexuality. Heterosexuals had a SNES, Gays a Megadrive and paedophiles a PC with a pentium processor.

[S2RDS]

For sure the easiest way to determine someones sexuality. Heterosexuals had a SNES, Gays a Megadrive and paedophiles a PC with a pentium processor.

What if you had a SNES and Megadrive ?

[RAZOR]

Who in our team do we suspect be in the closet?

 

I suspect GMS is gay. V.limp wrists.

 

McInnes is definitely the hottest in our team if that helps.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Cackpipe Cosmonauts! This threads hit a new low here.

[S2RDS]

Trannie

Ahh fuck... I blame my parents !!

[ebbe]

What if you had a SNES and Megadrive ?

Gender X.

[mcdougall(4)]

For sure the easiest way to determine someones sexuality. Heterosexuals had a SNES, Gays a Megadrive and paedophiles a PC with a pentium processor.

So mega drive then yeah ?

[The Oxford Don]

McInnes is definitely the hottest in our team if that helps.

Shinnie is waaaaaay hotter than McInnes.

 

I had a Megadrive.

[Guest]

Is the straight man clear to enjoy any of life's simple pleasures anymore without the fear of chutney ferrets appearing out the closets and bumming us senseless??

 

No gays in Football.

 

It has served us well until now, why change. How long before the striker and centre half actually start passionately kissing when celebrating a goal?

 

I have a recurring vision. Its based on the Planet of the Apes franchise but instead of Apes the human race is under attack from rampant homos and the last 10 years have me thinking I might see this attack in my lifetime. Don't be fooled by the flowery limp wrists. In great numbers they will just attack and attack, like an army of bent ants.

 

The outcome is not good, for the human race and on a personal level, your own anus rectum.

What

A

Cunt

[the_shrimp]

What

A

Cunt

WAC?

[Guest]

WAC?

Would do fine. Works as an acronym and hip hop slang.

 

WAC

[WA_Don]

A gay would undermine the dressing room.

 

They're right not to come out.

Much edge

Much wow

 

Cretin

[rumpus]

Whatever happened to AIDS? It was going to be wiping everyone out back in the day...

 

Bound to have a detrimental effect on a pool of players if there's an 'out' poof in the dressing room.

[tup]

Much edge

Much wow

 

Cretin

Just the truth min, which anyone who's been in a dressing room can confirm.

 

Which is why no gay players come out, they ken the implication, ridicule awaits.

[rumpus]

Imagine if you were an 18yr old standing in the shower next to some homo who'd been in the paper that morning gushing forth his anguish at having to supress his love of cock for years.

 

Like a weight off his shoulders, after departing the closet he was now free to be himself and let the world know about his zest for a mouthful of hot salty spunk.

 

And he's standing next to you in a shower. Guaranteed chaos would ensue.

[BrianFaePerth]

They don't allow male managers in the changing room when female players are getting changed as that would be inappropriate. The male heterosexual is deemed a threat.

 

In the wonderful world of equality, the gay male is not deemed a threat.

[BWG]

They don't allow male managers in the changing room when female players are getting changed as that would be inappropriate. The male heterosexual is deemed a threat.

 

In the wonderful world of equality, the gay male is not deemed a threat.

 

It's fucking mental eh? Hetero males should be allowed to walk about a wifies changing room without being labelled a pervert. #StraightLivesMatter

[HairyPie]

And he's standing next to you in a shower. Guaranteed chaos would ensue.

 

Or at the very least a raging spunkfest.

[Parklife]

Half the folk on have Hun levels of bigotry. Sewer dwellers, just like half of their support.

[Big Hat Logan]

Is the straight man clear to enjoy any of life's simple pleasures anymore without the fear of chutney ferrets appearing out the closets and bumming us senseless??

 

No gays in Football.

 

It has served us well until now, why change. How long before the striker and centre half actually start passionately kissing when celebrating a goal?

 

I have a recurring vision. Its based on the Planet of the Apes franchise but instead of Apes the human race is under attack from rampant homos and the last 10 years have me thinking I might see this attack in my lifetime. Don't be fooled by the flowery limp wrists. In great numbers they will just attack and attack, like an army of bent ants.

 

The outcome is not good, for the human race and on a personal level, your own anus rectum.

Hilarious.

 

Theres some real pond life on this forum. Embarrassing to be an Aberdeen supporter when you have folk like this attached to the club.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

I'd like to hear Eric Bristow's thoughts on all this.

[BWG]

Hilarious.

 

Theres some real pond life on this forum. Embarrassing to be an Aberdeen supporter when you have folk like this attached to the club.

 

You really are offended by fucking everything eh?

[tup]

We all ken what happened when a gay infiltrated the Dons bus to Perth.

 

A scrap ensued and we lost 5-0 to St Johnstone.

[tup]

Hilarious.

 

Theres some real pond life on this forum. Embarrassing to be an Aberdeen supporter when you have folk like this attached to the club.

You should just be embarrassed to be you. You can always support Celtic, where you can share a stand with thousands of like minded sanctimonious twats

[Clydeside_Sheep]

To those claiming football has a major problem with homophobia - what is the evidence for this? I do not see any.

 

It is claimed "no one has come out" means there is a problem. In reality, probably no-one has come out because:

 

- footballers would rather be known as such, rather than allowing their sexual preference to lead their reputation

- modern society is very tolerant and accepting of gay people, as it has been for a long time now, so there is no need to come out

- the LGBTQIA-ABC-123 lobby is extremely powerful and - along with other self-styled victim groups - completely dominates public discourse, so again no need

 

(There will also be very few gay players, mirroring the fact there are very few gay people in society.)

 

30 years ago, you would get chants at football such as:

 

Hes gay, hes bent,

His arse is up for rent,

Ian Durrant,

Ian Durrant

 

And even then this was more aimed at winding up the players, not attacking gays. But, much like racism (eg mark walters and the bananas) this has disappeared from football.

 

We are told the game has a major problem with anti-gay prejudice, but the only evidence offered is that no-one is advertising the fact they like it up the arse.

Not a very convincing argument.

 

It is demonstrable that the only significant identity-related prejudice you hear at scottish football grounds is that against Catholics - and only then when sevco play. But Scottish society chooses to tolerate that.

 

I will believe the game has a problem with anti-gay prejudice when I hear 1000s chanting about being "up to their knees in poofters blood" - which would mean an HIV breakout, if nothing else.

 

There are probably several successful gay players in football right now, who are perfectly happy and accepted by team mates etc, but who resent pressure to turn their private life into some kind of reality entertainment show, so campaigners have something to latch onto. Everyone is entitled to privacy if they want it.

 

Ultimately, the invented problem of homophobia in football is just a means of artificially keeping LGBTQIA-ABC-123 matters as a hot topic. After football, the demand for someone to "come out" with simply move onto another sport, and again only to extend the longevity and power of a political lobby.