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[ChutneyLove]

Same.

 

I would love to audition for Thunderwizard sometime.

I've been a Thunderwizard roadie on occasion, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

 

It's not all 7" vinyl as coasters and ashtrays, white rusty Ford Transit pish stained mattress cheeky feelies and rehearsals in a Logie Avenue crack den spare bedroom you know? Sometimes it gets tough.

[BrianFaePerth]

Lads, there is alway space at the Thunderwizard table.

 

It just so happens we need a drummer and we can always slot in another guitarist, I'm lead axeman of course and only I have pyro coming out the guitar head. If you can live with that then your in.

Bullsheep is the bass monster, he has the coolest low slung rock stance ever witnessed by man or beast.

 

Our last gig was the 13.30 Aberdeen to Glasgow on the way to AC/DC at Hampden.

 

Sold out, wild crowd, lead shredder bleazing and crowd pleasing. It was one of the best.

 

Dinna listen to Chutneylove, he's a Travis fan.

 

If yer looking for somone to fill a Bez type role, then let's talk.

[ChutneyLove]

Travis? Steady on Pipes min - they are well oot.

 

One Direction is where it's at ........ hoping for the annual and calendar in my stocking this year. Oh, and I believe they might have something to do with music too.

[BrianFaePerth]

One Direction is where it's at ........ hoping for the annual and calendar in my stocking this year. Oh, and I believe they might have something to do with music too.

 

You call the noise ye make with your cock makes while viewing the calendar music?

[ChutneyLove]

If yer looking for somone to fill a Bez type role, then let's talk.

Steady on you're nae getting anywhere near the stage if a good lookin' bloke like me doesn't get up there; but you can help with the amps and speakers - always good to do a "to-you, to-me, to-you, to-me" with the equipment pre-gig.

[BrianFaePerth]

Do we sound like the sort of outfit that requires a Bez type role?

 

True, eh am too good for you lot.

[ChutneyLove]

You have all the attributes of a lead singer, dig deep Chutneylove. Your time will come.

 

Less aggressive when drinking would be desirable.

There are some things that would perhaps enhance stage presence Pipes, and drunken aggression may just be one of them.

 

One day ............

[Pash]

Lads, there is alway space at the Thunderwizard table.

 

It just so happens we need a drummer and we can always slot in another guitarist, I'm lead axeman of course and only I have pyro coming out the guitar head. If you can live with that then your in.

Bullsheep is the bass monster, he has the coolest low slung rock stance ever witnessed by man or beast.

 

Our last gig was the 13.30 Aberdeen to Glasgow on the way to AC/DC at Hampden.

 

Sold out, wild crowd, lead shredder bleazing and crowd pleasing. It was one of the best.

 

Dinna listen to Chutneylove, he's a Travis fan.

 

I play a mean table drum and raw backing vocals?

[BrianFaePerth]

I play a mean table drum and raw backing vocals?

 

 

Dinna bother Pash. Mr Pipes gives the impression of being a pleasant degenerate, but he's really a control-freak. He doesnae want anyone upstaging him or no letting him have first dip of the groupie pussy (or cock if Thunderwizard are playing Brixton Academy).

[Pash]

Dinna bother Pash. Mr Pipes gives the impression of being a pleasant degenerate, but he's really a control-freak. He doesnae want anyone upstaging him or no letting him have first dip of the groupie pussy (or cock if Thunderwizard are playing Brixton Academy).

 

I can imagine him throwing me out of the train during my table drum solo in Montrose.

[tommo1903]

Lads, there is alway space at the Thunderwizard table.

 

It just so happens we need a drummer and we can always slot in another guitarist, I'm lead axeman of course and only I have pyro coming out the guitar head. If you can live with that then your in.

 

I'm fucking amazing at fake drumming.

 

 

SS, Block V, Row X, 161.

 

Yourself?

 

Thank fuck. I seen the Felani thing and thought you were the lad sitting behind me last week in the RDS lower, closer to the away fans.

 

He was actually more like Puyol, and a more clueless boring cunt your never likely to meet.

 

Me season ticket is over towards the tunnel, seat 40 or something. Had the thing for 5 years and still have to check the seat no every other week.

[Jigot]

I play a mean table drum and raw backing vocals?

After 16 pint I can turn into Axle Rose at the drop of a hat with a wider range of octaves than Rob Halford with his plums in a vice and an icicle up his arse.

[BrianFaePerth]

After 16 pint I can turn into Axle Rose at the drop of a hat with a wider range of octaves than Rob Halford with his plums in a vice and an icicle up his arse.

 

You turn in to an arrogant cunt that canna be trusted? Eh reckon the gig is yours

[tommo1903]

I'd be doing an outrageous naked solo on your drum riser.

 

The Thunderwizard express, where dreams come true and the party never stops.

 

I thought I was the drummer.

 

Imagine Animal from the muppets fucked Vinne Paul, and their child fucked Dave Lombardo, and they had a kid.

 

That would be me.

[The Boofon]

I thought I was the drummer.

 

Imagine Animal from the muppets fucked Vinne Paul, and their child fucked Dave Lombardo, and they had a kid.

 

That would be me.

 

 

 

Tough shit. You can join Tup's band instead.

[tommo1903]

 

Tough shit. You can join Tup's band instead.

 

Tup rides alone, he's like Jon Bon Jovi when he done that soundtrack song.

 

Boofon we could start a band. You can play the hairy banjo well i've heard.

[Karl Fletcher]

OKH is a good bar.

 

I enjoy it.

 

And I love the old Dandies top on the wall.

 

This ein

 

[BrianFaePerth]

I thought I was the drummer.

 

Imagine Animal from the muppets fucked Vinne Paul, and their child fucked Dave Lombardo, and they had a kid.

 

That would be me.

 

 

Like this?

 

[tommo1903]

Like this?

 

 

I don't stack shelves.

[Bluto10]

I'll be techie

 

I'll set up the imaginary drums and invisible microphones, tune the air gutairs and supply real drugs.

 

Make sure the gigs run as smooth as possible.

 

youd be like a dumbed down version of bez. but without his good looks.

[BrianFaePerth]

youd be like a dumbed down version of bez. but without his good looks.

 

Eh have already applied for the role of Bez. Didna get it

[tup]

OKH is a good bar.

 

I enjoy it.

 

And I love the old Dandies top on the wall.

 

This ein

 

 

I can sell you one of those if you think it's that great.

[Guest milne_afc]

OKH is a good bar.

 

I enjoy it.

 

 

Add this to the list, Tup.

[tup]

Add this to the list, Tup.

 

 

I don't think Karl has it in him to be critical.

[tup]

It appears, according to the mods, that we're all speaking a lot of shit.

 

Aye, merry Christmas to you too moderators.

 

Cunts.

[diamondsr4ever]

In saying that I've got a dishwasher and not washed a dish for years.

 

though your dish has takin a hammering in recent months...

[tup]

though your dish has takin a hammering in recent months...

 

Probably got a few washers inserted in it now too.

[daytripping]

though your dish has takin a hammering in recent months...

 

True!

 

My left side is still a bit swollen.

 

Just a wee reminder of that day in Poland I took on those 50 nazi's

and walked away almost unscathed.

[tup]

True!

 

My left side is still a bit swollen.

 

Just a wee reminder of that day in Poland I took on those 50 nazi's in Poland and walked away almost unscathed.

 

Where did the incident take place again?

 

Poland rings a bell

[tup]

If you're not fast, you're last.

 

Step aside for the younger generation dayts, your boat has well and truly sailed with all due respect.