tup Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 does it begin with F and end in atjim? No. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I didn't say that I invented the game. I only started it because there were too many threads of people bawling because some z list celeb shifted this mortal coil. I bet you there are more weegies on this site than on DT. There definitely is more zoomers on this site. which isn't necessarily a bad thing but it does make it more fun. what's a zoomer? Link to comment
fatshaft Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 what's a zoomer?Redstar, Millerttime, and their ilk Link to comment
tup Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 what's a zoomer? It's an Aberdeen Mad term. It was aimed at folk who said stuff that was deemed to be nonsense. Old mannies were the judge of that. So bluto would be a zoomer for instance. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Redstar, Millerttime, and their ilk It's an Aberdeen Mad term. It was aimed at folk who said stuff that was deemed to be nonsense. Old mannies were the judge of that. So bluto would be a zoomer for instance. thanks for the clarification. 1 Link to comment
tup Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 amancalledbuck was at one point the ultimate zoomer. However he has lost his mojo nowadays. Calmed down on the drugs I reckon. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I didn't know it was an abdmad term. I didn't even know where I picked it up from but it does seem to describe some people on all forums well. You could say rocket is an articulate zoomer. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I didn't know it was an abdmad term. I didn't even know where I picked it up from but it does seem to describe some people on all forums well. You could say rocket is an articulate zoomer.It's not, it's an Aberdeen term, Tupster not being from ABZ, disna ken that. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I suspect it is probably a lot more wide spread than just Aberdeen to be fair. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I am sat on the shitter once again, probably 9th time since Christmas Eve and not once has it been a solid. Absolute brown water with the occasional lump. My guts haven't been right at all, but I'd not change the way I eat or drink at Christmas for the world. Thought I'd share. bristol 7 then? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I am sat on the shitter once again, probably 9th time since Christmas Eve and not once has it been a solid. Absolute brown water with the occasional lump. My guts haven't been right at all, but I'd not change the way I eat or drink at Christmas for the world. Thought I'd share. I hear you, my brother. I'm shitting like a sphicterless coo. Been that way since Christmas night. Think I might have had a bad beer, like. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I hear you, my brother. I'm shitting like a sphicterless coo. Been that way since Christmas night. Think I might have had a bad beer, like. sevens all round. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Fuck that, far's the sweetcorn version, ma brother works doon the nigg bay shite farm, tells me that they filter several tons o sweetcorn fae Aberdeen's shite a week! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 The only weegies I can think of are Millertime and gla5gowdon. Neither of them give Glasgow a good press. I hear RAZOR may have popped up on Donstalk. Oi! Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Where's the brick option. I shit bricks. Real solid man's shit. what are you scared of? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Sweetcorn is obviously indigestible. No it isn't. Link to comment
tup Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Oi! Sorry DD1903, you are so inoffensive you could almost pass for not being a weegie min. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Sorry DD1903, you are so inoffensive you could almost pass for not being a weegie min. I'll take that as a compliment! Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound" I think that's a stupid saying as it would make a tree falling down sound, I'd bet my house on it and if anyone takes the bet I'll record and film a forest for as long as it takes to prove my point. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound" I think that's a stupid saying as it would make a tree falling down sound, I'd bet my house on it and if anyone takes the bet I'll record and film a forest for as long as it takes to prove my point. If a bear shits in the woods, does it smell? Link to comment
tup Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 If he's the funniest guy on Donstalk little wonder they're struggling for punters. Link to comment
fatjim Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 yea my timing is terrible. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Come on guys and gals, don't ignore him. Our newest poster has posted barely 100 odd times and finally, they're not all baiting and insulting. Look at these crackers... Genius. The most funny part is that dayts didn't even know bloots was shagging him. This is a comedy genius that you're failing to give a warm embrace to. Or maybe he was right about himself all along. How ironic that a member of the DT superior crew doesn't get an acknowledgement? Live and let live, I say. He's obviously/obvisually stopped baiting and insulting so give the guy a hug. He's fun. He's a stand up comedian dontchaknow. Or at least he started being one this year. Now that takes guts. especially with his naturally funny tongue. What does the amount of posts someone has made got to do with anything? Fuck all. Get back in your box you odious creep. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Me too. I'm hoping to save the careers of some more comfort zoners in 2013, free of charge as ever. The likes of Willie Miller and Mark McGhee would be well advised to pay me a visit. That pair of pricks can stew in there own piss Tup's Corner or nae Tup's corner. 1 Link to comment
Big Man Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I just wanted to condemn the recent factually inaccurate Jill Dando thread and the recent 2013 celebrity death threads. Disgusting. That is all. 3 Link to comment
fatshaft Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I just wanted to condemn the recent factually inaccurate Jill Dando thread and the recent 2013 celebrity death threads. Disgusting. That is all.It's a harmless bit of fun that hurts no-one, unlike say, being an on the spot material witness for someone harshly arrested, but being too big of a poof to speak up for him because his boss told him not to. I'll let you decide which of those things is more "disgusting" 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Those mangers are? Away min. Jesus Christ, leave it eh? We should be looking for someone stable between the sticks. 2 Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Away min. Jesus Christ, leave it eh? We should be looking for someone stable between the sticks. Well done on cribbing that little lot together Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Away min. Jesus Christ, leave it eh? We should be looking for someone stable between the sticks. Puns. That's so 2012. Link to comment
Big Man Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 If you had to appear on Mastermind, what would your specialist subject be? Link to comment
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