NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[The Boofon]

what's with the sides to be taken? i thought we were all friends here? i believe that's what Tommy said yesterday. and he's a genius!

 

 

He also fucked Mabel Mustard in the wool shop with a candlestick.

[buchanskii]

There was a girl at my school called 'Fishy'

 

There was a girl at my school called 'Kit-kat' after she apparently pleasured herself using parts of the 4-fingered confectionary.

 

After I was done with her she had to use Wispa's

[tup]

fat/dripping

 

You ask me to lay off the cheek and then you go and get launched into poor dayts

[Karl Fletcher]

I can sell you one of those if you think it's that great.

 

FFS tup, wish I'd seen this now.

 

Mrs has just bought me ein online!

[tup]

FFS tup, wish I'd seen this now.

 

Mrs has just bought me ein online!

 

No worries min.

 

You're probably too fat for it anyway.

[Karl Fletcher]

Havers, I'm trim.

 

I've lost a heap of weight recently as well, not sure how though.

[Bluto10]

The season of goodwill didn't last long on this thread.

 

Bluto is a top lad and will return again to slay you all with his rapier wit!

 

He'll just be taking a small break.

 

im alive and well brother.

 

back where i belong, on top and in the boozer.

 

[tup]

Havers, I'm trim.

 

I've lost a heap of weight recently as well, not sure how though.

 

Probably worry that it's all going to unravel for you at some stage as I'm on to you.

[Bluto10]

Going for a curry and drinks on Christmas eve

 

Wake up

 

Get up and do a massive shite

 

Shower

 

Go to my sisters

 

Have some turkey

 

Drink some booze

 

Fuck off to the pub and see my mates

 

Roll in the door bleezing drunk

 

Sleep

 

dont forget to cruise round the alford public bogs hunting for christmas cock and even more aids

[Karl Fletcher]

You have nothing and you know it

[Tommy]

dont forget to cruise round the alford public bogs hunting for christmas cock and even more aids

 

 

And head to the woods too and see if Alford bears really do shit there.

[Bluto10]

If you're not fast, you're last.

 

Step aside for the younger generation dayts, your boat has well and truly sailed with all due respect.

 

dayts may be a has been but you are a never were.

[diamondsr4ever]

Still life in the old dog yet, I'm thinking of making a Ricky Hatton style comeback for Hibs away in the cup.

 

[Bluto10]

I'll take the credit for bullying bluto until he cracked.

 

me? get bullied by a bald dweeb?

aye right.

[Bluto10]

i reckon you could take hatton.

 

he isnt fit to pour our pints

[diamondsr4ever]

i reckon you could take hatton.

 

he isnt fit to pour our pints

 

I reckon Gordon Ramsey could take Hatton, its nae much to shout about these days

[Jigot]

 

I've haddock with repeated puns.

This thread is floundering from it's once high lofty perch.Lets call it squids.

[Guest milne_afc]

There was a girl at my school called 'Kit-kat' after she apparently pleasured herself using parts of the 4-fingered confectionary.

 

 

 

 

Mine too, but she was fingered by a darkie.

[Bluto10]

Rt here was a girl at mine called seven up

[Jigot]

There was a lassie at my school called Paddington,she wore a duffel coat,wellies and 3 pair of knickers.

[Bluto10]

Rt here was a teacher at mine called pizza cause he had a face like mobby is plukey

[Jigot]

Rt here was a girl at mine called seven up

Snow White,likes.

[Ke1t]

I'm still holding out out hope of doing anal on the wife before the year's out.

 

I think I've been watching too many Jada Fire vids on Raccoon Tube.... or maybe not enough.

 

Definitely not enough.

 

[Bluto10]

he is a fcukin monster min kelt

[Ke1t]

he is a fcukin monster min kelt

 

Like you wouldnae fuck him.. her... you drunken oaf.

 

[Jigot]

I'm still holding out out hope of doing anal on the wife before the year's out.

 

I think I've been watching too many Jada Fire vids on Raccoon Tube.... or maybe not enough.

 

Definitely not enough.

 

Dear God,Ah widnae ride thon intae battle,Kelt.Ah'd be feirded.

Ma balls have just wrapped themselves roond ma kidneys.

[daytripping]

Bit of a pot belly going on and she looks like she could do with a good scrub, I'd pass.

[Bluto10]

it could probably drink more heavy than i could

 

fuckin hell min!

[daytripping]

i'd get the jet washer oot before I even considered it!

[Ke1t]

I've long believed 'Top Lads' was just code for 'Pokey Bum Club'.