NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[looksgoodinred]

Crayfish please. And bare chested. Actually, naked. Then I'll shag you so that you come too if the sandwich was satisfactory. If not a great sandwich, a hate fuck or raping is what you can expect.

 

bah! like i've ever made a less-than-satisfactory meal!

that said, i'll keep the heels on. slip one off quickly to batter you with, should you not share the same view of my culinary skills.

[daytripping]

Is that to mask the smell of her fud?

 

FFS Tup! uncouth to the lady -1!

[looksgoodinred]

FFS Tup! uncouth to the lady -1!

 

yah Tup! what a vulgar thought, about a woman old enough to be your own mither!

[tup]

FFS Tup! uncouth to the lady -1!

 

I'm merely asking.

 

It might not be.

 

I dinna really have any scruples about that type of thing, I'll happily say it to their faces.

[Henry]

 

I dinna really have any scruples about that type of thing, I'll happily say it to their faces.

 

Thankfully you added that, I thought you were meaning you had no scruples about a stinky fud.

 

 

 

[tup]

That was shite tup and ignorant too. Crayfish has a very mild odour.

 

I've never eaten it so I'll take your word for it.

 

What you are saying is you expect that perhaps LGIR's fud would be more pungent?

 

Agreed.

[Jigot]

I've never eaten it so I'll take your word for it.

 

What you are saying is you expect that perhaps LGIR's fud would be more pungent?

 

Agreed.

First Bluto now LGIR,dear God, is no one safe from the bad mood you are obviously in today tup?

Chill baby,get back in the good vibe groove.

Spread the lurv,FFS.

[daytripping]

LGIR looks an extremely clean person, I'm sure she wouldn't stink in any region.

 

I don't like the word fud, too common.

[looksgoodinred]

I've never eaten it so I'll take your word for it.

 

What you are saying is you expect that perhaps LGIR's fud would be more pungent?

 

Agreed.

 

your, or my, lucky day then that you'll not ever get close enough to my fanny to confirm your suspicion one way or the other

[The Boofon]

LGIR looks an extremely clean person, I'm sure she wouldn't stink in any region.

 

I don't like the word fud, too common.

 

 

She seems like she likes a bit of back door banditry as well.

[robbojunior]

This is all very crass people. Can we try and maintain some decorum around here.

 

A woman on a football forum who doesn't have a face like a welders bench is always going to be deposited into the wank bank of the majority of male posters, but there's no need to actually start discussing fud odour and such like. Jesus.

 

Stick to the tits if you must discuss her as if she wasn't here.

[Henry]

I'll take the credit for bullying bluto until he cracked.

 

My bird asked me last night what I was laughing at.

 

I was on the computer, and said we were all bullying someone on AFChat.

 

I don't think she was very impressed.

[tup]

First Bluto now LGIR,dear God, is no one safe from the bad mood you are obviously in today tup?

Chill baby,get back in the good vibe groove.

Spread the lurv,FFS.

 

I'm not in a bad mood, I don't know where you've got that idea from.

 

I'm in fine fettle.

 

= me.

 

I'm not one for getting a false bonhomie on just because it's Christmas though, I'm the same every day, always on the front foot, looking for the main chance.

 

LGIR kens I'm only kidding.

 

As for bluto, look back at the start of it and tell me that cunt didna have it coming.

 

He'll start behaving again now, everyone's a winner.

[looksgoodinred]

This is all very crass people. Can we try and maintain some decorum around here.

 

A woman on a football forum who doesn't have a face like a welders bench is always going to be deposited into the wank bank of the majority of male posters, but there's no need to actually start discussing fud odour and such like. Jesus.

 

Stick to the tits if you must discuss her as if she wasn't here.

 

 

x

[robbojunior]

My bird asked me last night what I was laughing at.

 

I was on the computer, and said we were all bullying someone on AFChat.

 

I don't think she was very impressed.

 

Good one.

 

Inflatables can't talk.

[tup]

your, or my, lucky day then that you'll not ever get close enough to my fanny to confirm your suspicion one way or the other

 

That would be your lucky day, like all your Christmases arriving at once

[daytripping]

Well said robbo!

[looksgoodinred]

I'm not in a bad mood, I don't know where you've got that idea from.

 

I'm in fine fettle.

 

= me.

 

I'm not one for getting a false bonhomie on just because it's Christmas though, I'm the same every day, always on the front foot, looking for the main chance.

 

LGIR kens I'm only kidding.

 

As for bluto, look back at the start of it and tell me that cunt didna have it coming.

 

He'll start behaving again now, everyone's a winner.

 

aye, i do.

x

[tup]

Well said robbo!

 

You made a big mistake siding with bluto.

 

We all make them though.

 

He's a loser.

 

It's not too late to change your mind, you can be on my side, think of the kudos you'd get.

[Jigot]

I'm not in a bad mood, I don't know where you've got that idea from.

 

I'm in fine fettle.

 

= me.

 

I'm not one for getting a false bonhomie on just because it's Christmas though, I'm the same every day, always on the front foot, looking for the main chance.

 

LGIR kens I'm only kidding.

 

As for bluto, look back at the start of it and tell me that cunt didna have it coming.

 

He'll start behaving again now, everyone's a winner.

Fair due's tup,just remember only a few on here comes close to having the rapier wit and collection of acid strength comebacks you posses.A wee bit of consideration is all it takes.

[daytripping]

You made a big mistake siding with bluto.

 

We all make them though.

 

He's a loser.

 

It's not too late to change your mind, you can be on my side, think of the kudos you'd get.

 

Me and Bluto are like twins seperated at birth, I'll stick with him, thanks all the same!

[robbojunior]

There was a girl at my school called 'Fishy'

 

Are you still carping on about her?

[tup]

Me and Bluto are like twins seperated at birth, I'll stick with him, thanks all the same!

 

Have you ever considered that this might be the reason why you've been on the downhill slide recently?

 

I often wonder if your broken jaw would have happened at all had you been on my side.

 

You'd have probably battered the accordion mannie if you'd made the right choice.

 

You live and learn.

[Jigot]

There was a girl at my school called 'Fishy'

There was a bird at my school called the "Clock"she had a big arm and a wee arm,she was the only one who swam laps of the pool at the swimming.

[The Boofon]

Are you still carping on about her?

 

 

That's trout of order. No puns in this plaice anymore.

 

Edit: beaten to it by Bad Mobby.

 

Eel be delighted he got their first.

[Henry]

Her fanny did stink though

 

Without a shadow of a trout.

 

 

That's trout of order. No puns in this plaice anymore.

 

 

I've haddock with repeated puns.

 

 

[Dynamo]

 

I've haddock with repeated puns.

 

Aye they're absolutely fish.

[The Boofon]

 

I've haddock with repeated puns.

 

 

I'm keeping at it just for the halibut.

[looksgoodinred]

You made a big mistake siding with bluto.

 

We all make them though.

 

He's a loser.

 

It's not too late to change your mind, you can be on my side, think of the kudos you'd get.

 

what's with the sides to be taken? i thought we were all friends here? i believe that's what Tommy said yesterday. and he's a genius!

[robbojunior]

I'm keeping at it just for the halibut.

 

we're skating on thin ice here