Henry Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Maybe you need a break from puns Karl, recharge your batteries. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Maybe you need a break from puns Karl, recharge your batteries. I think he just needs to get laid. Link to comment
Stoney Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Im with Karl here, the puns are shit and boring circa 2004, it wasnt funny then and its not funny now 3 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Im with Karl here, the puns are shit and boring circa 2004, it wasnt funny then and its not funny now Glad you're not a fan. I'll know hen to stop posting them and now is not the time. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Tommy got in trouble for posting puns once. They were going to banTam but let him off with a warning. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Im with Karl here, the puns are shit and boring circa 2004, it wasnt funny then and its not funny now I feel the same about fishing, or a meringue? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I feel the same about fishing, or a meringue? It's all white to feel that way. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I've always hated puns, Boof. Dangerously close to sounding like 'huns' Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I've always hated puns, Boof. Dangerously close to sounding like 'huns' They're all a bunch of cocks. Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Im with Karl here, the puns are shit and boring circa 2004, it wasnt funny then and its not funny now Eggsactly what I was thinking, sick of hearing them. Link to comment
seanthesheep Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 You crack me up Tupster Link to comment
Henry Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Tommy got in trouble for posting puns once. They were going to banTam but let him off with a warning. Thankfully they ome-lette him off. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Eggs actly. Is this some sort of yoke? It's making my blood boil. We shouldn't scramble in the transfer market for players of this skill unless we can shell him on for a profit. I wonder if he'll be poached from us mid season. Eggsactly what I was thinking, sick of hearing them. Looks like you've been well and truly knocked off your perch. I mite let you off with that. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Who rattled your cage? Some mother clucker fae Wick. Won't hear a cheep from him now. Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Right lads, give it a rest, the troops have already said they're sick of all this pun nonsense. Yet you continue to rattle them out, ten to the dozen. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Right lads, give it a rest, the troops have already said they're sick of all this pun nonsense. Yet you continue to rattle them out, ten to the dozen. Ten to the dozen isn't bird or egg related. It's nineteen to the dozen anyway. When going nineteen to the dozen something or someone is going at breakneck speed. It goes back to the time of the Cornish tin and copper mines. These mines were often hit by floods. In the 18th century coal powered, steam driven pumps were installed to clear the water. When working maximally the pumps could clear nineteen thousand gallons of water for every twelve bushels of coal. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 You've ruffled his feathers now Boofon. Link to comment
Redstar Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Ten to the dozen isn't bird or egg related. It's nineteen to the dozen anyway. When going nineteen to the dozen something or someone is going at breakneck speed. It goes back to the time of the Cornish tin and copper mines. These mines were often hit by floods. In the 18th century coal powered, steam driven pumps were installed to clear the water. When working maximally the pumps could clear nineteen thousand gallons of water for every twelve bushels of coal. Ten to the dozen," means something going at a cracking pace. It originated during the 18th century and referred to the pumps used in the mines at Cornwall, England. The original phrase was "nineteen to the dozen," which was changed with time and usage as nineteen to the dozen sounded just plain stupid. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 You've ruffled his feathers now Boofon. I think he'll chicken out of a retort. Liver let live is what I say. P Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 You've drawn a blank there Redstar. I can sell you some pens if that helps. Link to comment
Redstar Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 You've drawn a blank there Redstar. I can sell you some pens if that helps.Fu*king quote pish...it's sorted now Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Ten to the dozen," means something going at a cracking pace. It originated during the 18th century and referred to the pumps used in the mines at Cornwall, England. The original phrase was "nineteen to the dozen," which was changed with time and usage as nineteen to the dozen sounded just plain stupid. So it's 19 to the dozen then? 10 to the dozen in that context actually means it's going almost half as slow. Do coop up. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 He's obviously leaving for some reason, let it be celtic I don't get it. Beak areful when posting in a pun related thread to actually get a pun in place. Link to comment
Redstar Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 So it's 19 to the dozen then? 10 to the dozen in that context actually means it's going almost half as slow. Do coop up.Yes probably...ten to the dozen is a bit half cocked...boof 1 tup 0 Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I've never heard of 19 to the dozen. I imagine tommo1903 has though, buy one packet, get 7/12 of another free, on the Asda weekly deal chit. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 From a hun on rangers media "I've heard he's having a medical at Aberdeen today." He should be going to Killie, I think he'd fit in well at KFC. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 He should be going to Killie, I think he'd fit in well at KFC. He'll be on a poultry wage if that's the case. What a nugget. Link to comment
dervish Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Pretty sad all this pun pish patter. Really ruffled my feathers. Link to comment
tup Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Yes probably...ten to the dozen is a bit half cocked...boof 1 tup 0 Hardly min. I was speaking in layman's terms. Link to comment
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