NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[Henry]

That reads like the script of an extremely bad film.

[tup]

No fear here MT min.

 

Just common sense.

 

Something you seem to be devoid of.

 

Carry on though.

[tup]

and also being able to find something i need

 

either way, its going to happen relatively soon

 

Heroin?

[tup]

so bearing in mind you "broke rank" last time, dropping the facade and "taking to me as a fellow dons supporter", you dont fear what i may or may not do here today?

 

No, I don't.

 

I value my privacy.

 

I don't fear anything.

[Henry]

Well, it looks like MT's 30 minute estimate was about as accurate as his company's are for when their operatives are due to turn up at your house.

[The Boofon]

Well, it looks like MT's 30 minute estimate was about as accurate his company's for when their operatives are due to turn up at your house.

 

 

That doesn't read right.

[Henry]

That doesn't read right.

 

You're right

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

You're right

 

 

That's payback for you spotting my you're.

 

What a hoot that was earlier with the special one.

[Henry]

Eel deserved MOM

 

Never heard of him, sounds like a slippery character.

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

Never heard of him, sounds like a slippery character.

 

 

 

The Spanish team Real Sargasso are after him.

[The Boofon]

Any update on this?

 

 

Still waiting for the weekend in the borders update as well Bri so don't hold your breath.

[Redstar]

Graham Hunter?

More like Cocky (bas*ard) Hunter

[barnared]

Hey, if my fellow posters have been rude, allow me to belatedly welcome you to the board.

 

You obviously know a helluva lot about so many subjects. I look forward to getting the inside track from you.

 

You're not a journalist by any chance?

 

An you dinnae seem tae ken much aboot any

 

Heres one just for you...........next big thing..........Gerard Deulofeu

 

You didnt here it from me though

 

How is it that when I read one of your posts it makes me forget which thread im actually in?

[tup]

Or, in layman's terms, I'd be chucking myself in front of a train.

[barnared]

It's ok, It's normal in Midlothian. If I lived there, I would be evoking spatial disassociation often too.

 

 

whats up wi midlothian like?

 

i dont think it would be a bad place to live from what iv seen....maybe you know better though. I take it you think im fae midlothian, no?

 

Dunno what the fuck where youd like to live has to do wi pawlett going tae saints though. Did you get slapped about by the missus again?

[barnared]

It's ok, It's normal in Midlothian. If I lived there, I would be evoking spatial disassociation often too.

Doesnt actually make much sense though, your ramblings. Im sure you know that aswell though, no?

[barnared]

As relevant as your extremely stupid sentence that I was responding to.

 

Maybe you're not as clever as you make out. Not even 100 posts yet and already the strong whiff of shite.

 

Like just cos you or "anyone you know" haven't heard about it makes that relevant?

 

not trying to make out im clever ya fucking weirdo. ill leave that to you

 

i was posting before ye could spell judging by your childlike patter

 

you fucking muppet

[barnared]

As relevant as your extremely stupid sentence that I was responding to.

 

Maybe you're not as clever as you make out. Not even 100 posts yet and already the strong whiff of shite.

 

Like just cos you or "anyone you know" haven't heard about it makes that relevant?

 

not trying to make out im clever ya fucking weirdo. ill leave that to you

 

i was posting before ye could spell judging by your childlike patter

 

you fucking muppet

[tup]

I like how you post it twice knowing that rocket is as deaf as a post barnared, nice gesture.

[barnared]

Your posts that were quoted in post 91 at the top of the page would suggest otherwise. Actually no, they don't suggest, they prove it.

 

 

 

Intelligent. Like you not noticing that you specified your location and then losing it completely.

 

Now fuck off before your stupidity gets exposed any further you big-headed self-important cock.

youv lost it now

 

youv no idea where i live muppet...clues in the name

[The Boofon]

It has to be bullshit about him coming to us........

 

 

Eggs actly.

 

Is this some sort of yoke?

 

It's making my blood boil.

 

We shouldn't scramble in the transfer market for players of this skill unless we can shell him on for a profit.

 

I wonder if he'll be poached from us mid season.

[The Boofon]

Anybody confirm that theres a thing on sky sports news saying that he is leaving der hun? Apparantly something up on the ticker saying they have agreed to let him go.

 

We're definitely signing him now that's out in the open.

 

Probably sign him on Fried day.

[Henry]

We're definitely signing him now that's out in the open.

 

Probably sign him on Fried day.

 

I'd be carton Broon off to Cornhill if he signed Broadfoot.

 

Could see him being ostrich-ised by the support if he did.

 

He'd have to duck missiles from the Main Stand.

[Foster14]

Is this some sort of yoke?

 

Your spelling is a yolk!

[The Boofon]

I'd be carton Broon off to Cornhill if he signed Broadfoot.

 

Could see him being ostrich-ised by the support if he did.

 

He's have to duck missiles from the Main Stand.

 

We'd certainly be goosed.

 

That would drive me quackers.

 

I'll have a gander at the Evening Express later.

 

It's next on my list of things to do and I feel like I'm cooped up at work at the moment and need a break.

[Henry]

We should be looking at Conor Sammon-ella instead of this prick.

[Westhill Red]

This story must of been poached from twitter?

[Karl Fletcher]

I fucking hate puns.

[The Boofon]

I fucking hate puns.

 

Well the yolks on you then isn't it Karl you miserable bastard.

 

 

 

It's marriage that's made you this way. You were happy until you got married.

 

Might have been better keeping your wife as your bird or chick.

 

Not built the perfect love nest it seems.

 

Sounds like you're cracking up.

[boboisared]

Well the yolks on you then isn't it Karl you miserable bastard.

 

 

 

It's marriage that's made you this way. You were happy until you got married.

 

Might have been better keeping your wife as your bird or chick.

 

Not built the perfect love nest it seems.

 

Sounds like you're cracking up.

I'm sure he'll soldier on regardless.