NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[tup]

there's 3 golf clubs. and i had nothing to go except you were from wick.

 

I was looking out for a big drink of water who might have been you but there were too many to choose from.

[The Boofon]

there's 3 golf clubs. and i had nothing to go except you were from wick.

 

The bar in the RDS is closer anyway.

 

As for the Wick part just look for the sap with extra fingers on each hand.

[vanderark14]

Can we move these ex-mods bickering about who is the most bitter and twisted ex-mod to the spikkin shit thread please current mods?

 

Cheers guys, it's always a pleasure to discuss board politics with you by PM.

 

it can stop if bripod stops going on about stuff that doesn't put him up or down. he has a very hun like attitude towards the national side.

[tup]

it can stop if bripod stops going on about stuff that doesn't put him up or down. he has a very hun like attitude towards the national side.

 

Agreed.

 

He also chickened out of introducing himself on Saturday.

[tup]

Aye so I'm led to believe. You were pointed out to him and he swerved you. Brochers are all the same.

 

[tup]

I was perfectly civil and pleasant thanks, I'd not been drinking at all, I posed no threat.

 

I did ask RAZOR to point out briPod as soon as he walked in but he's obviously decided to protect you instead.

[tup]

Although he did say you were a poof with a nose one could hang one's jaikit on.

[Bluto10]

I was perfectly civil and pleasant thanks, I'd not been drinking at all, I posed no threat.

 

I did ask RAZOR to point out briPod as soon as he walked in but he's obviously decided to protect you instead.

 

brave man razor going for a pint with headbutt happy tup.

[vanderark14]

brave man razor going for a pint with headbutt happy tup.

 

razor seems to be nice to everyone though and he seems to know every single person that goes to pittodrie

[tup]

Razor is alright, I wouldna hear a bad word said against him.

[vanderark14]

Just goes to show travellers are friendly folk once you get talking to them.

 

I met RAZOR when we played QOTS in the that semi final. I was on the bus he runs, he was a good laugh from what I remember of it

[tup]

He loves his Proclaimers

[Tommy]

Is he still banned fae here or just stopped posting ?

[The Boofon]

7 out of 20 wins you the coupon at work, fucking hell your crew must be space cadets.

 

 

The OTHER week. Not last week, Last week was a fucking disaster.

 

Check the Pools panel thread. :thumbs:

[tup]

Is he still banned fae here or just stopped posting ?

 

He's banned.

 

I was just reading that Aberdeen Mad thread where I'm referenced several times.

 

One lad says 'anyone with over 100k of posts in less than 2 years has clearly got real problems'

 

RAZOR accused me of being addicted to AFC Chat on Saturday, which I quickly dismissed.

 

I'm this popular in real life too.

[tup]

It's not the tar it's the terrible traffic and no pikey can fix that.

 

I wouldn't travel to Inverness for a game in Glasgow anyway you absolute retard.

 

How am I meant to know which way you'd travel?

 

I've no idea where the fuck Portsoy is.

 

Hypothetically travel I should say, which way you would go if you did happen to decide to attend a football match, at some dim and distant point in an excuse free future.

[The Boofon]

How am I meant to know which way you'd travel?

 

I've no idea where the fuck Portsoy is.

 

Hypothetically travel I should say, which way you would go if you did happen to decide to attend a football match, at some dim and distant point in an excuse free future.

 

But you do know where Glasgow is and you've a fair idea that Portsoy is North of Glasgow. You also know where Fochabers is and you know I have to travel to Fochabers to get to Inverness but not to Aberdeen. With all of those clues it's easy to work out that going to Inverness to get to Glasgow is quite a large diversion.

 

I will be heading towards Inverness to go to Nairn.

 

Likewise when I travel towards Fochabers.

 

When I head towards Glasgow I shall be going towards Cornhill, Forgue, Rothienorman, Inverurie and so on until I get to that shithole.

 

Inverness will not be on my route planner for any journey to Glasgow.

 

Neither will Fort William be on that plan.

 

Anyway I'm in fucking Algeria so I won't be going to the Scotland game.

[Karl Fletcher]

I went to school with RAZOR.

 

That's my claim to fame.

[tup]

I went to school with RAZOR.

 

That's my claim to fame.

 

Was he a troublemaker then?

[vanderark14]

I went to school with RAZOR.

 

That's my claim to fame.

 

me and razor got pissed on Mad Dog 20/20, thats my claim to fame

[tup]

I made a sly post on AbMad, I'll go back on again soon

 

Not sure it worked, I just did a search for bearded_lady but there's nothing recent :confused:

[The Boofon]

Not sure it worked, I just did a search for bearded_lady but there's nothing recent :confused:

 

 

You claim you never look at Ad Mad.

[Foster14]

I lived in Balmedie for 2 1/2 years and never once saw Razor. That is my claim to fame.

[tup]

You claim you never look at Ad Mad.

 

I just went on to contrast the response to buzz's thread.

 

First time I've been on since the refugee crisis.

 

I then did a search for 'tup', as you do, and found out they are actually allowed to discuss me now.

 

You should read it.

 

They like me.

 

No mention of boofon being popular it has to be said, or amancalledbuck, funnily enough.

[The Boofon]

I just went on to contrast the response to buzz's thread.

 

First time I've been on since the refugee crisis.

 

I then did a search for 'tup', as you do, and found out they are actually allowed to discuss me now.

 

You should read it.

 

They like me.

 

No mention of boofon being popular it has to be said, or amancalledbuck, funnily enough.

 

It's impossible for me to view Ad Mad.

[The Boofon]

Ahhh but how do you know you never saw him?

 

Have you met him to know whether you saw him or not?

 

I lived in Balmedie for 23 years, and I never once saw you, but this is because I don't know what face Foster14 has .

 

 

How do you know?

 

I know I've never met you as I don't have a large scar down the side of my face from a pint glass being smashed in it.

[tup]

I've just noticed you can change your name when logging in 'display name' - so I may change it to Tup, so you're still on there fella, to piss off the admin.

 

It disna actually change though when you alter it.

[Foster14]

Ahhh but how do you know you never saw him?

 

Have you met him to know whether you saw him or not?

 

I lived in Balmedie for 23 years, and I never once saw you, but this is because I don't know what face Foster14 has .

 

There have been various pictures of him on here, including a rather fetching one on a sit-on lawnmower. That plus I saw various facebook comments on the AFC-Chat page before I got rid of Facebook.

 

He looks like the kinda guy that I would remember if I had seen him. I certainly don't remember thinking "Is that Prince William walking round Balmedie? Nah, he's too fat!"

 

He sounds like the kind of character you'd remember as well. Maybe if I had gone to the White Horse more often...

[tup]

He said to me he looked like Prince Wullie.

 

I walked straight past him when he was waiting to meet me.

 

i.e. he disna look much like Prince William.

[The Boofon]

Well, just wait until we meet.

 

As stated in another thread - probably heading up the road in October, and will be meeting young EPK for a pint of 2.

 

Was texting him before his holiday so we'll arrange something.

 

I'll glass you.

 

When in October?

 

Beginning, middle or towards the end?