Carluke_Hibee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 All you fat cunts stop eating so much, buy a dog and walk the fucker. Slim in nae time. FACT. Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Or take loads of smack? 1 Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 All you fat cunts stop eating so much, buy a dog and walk the fucker. Slim in nae time. FACT. Or get on the skag like you lot right ? Link to comment
Carluke_Hibee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Or get on the skag like you lot right ? You lot? You ever read anything about a smack problem in Carluke? I cannae believe you half wits come out wi that pish when yous have the Broch in your shire. FAIL. Link to comment
Carluke_Hibee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Or get on the skag like you lot right ? You lot? You ever read anything about a smack problem in Carluke? I cannae believe you half wits come out wi that pish when yous have the Broch in your shire. FAIL. 2 Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 In case you need reminding your username is Carluke Hibee... So perhaps, and this is just a stretch mind, I was referring to the Hibee part of your username, and not the interminable shithole that I suspect Carluke may be... 1 Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Or take loads of smack? Ahhh great minds think alike and fools seldom differ ! Link to comment
Carluke_Hibee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 In case you need reminding your username is Carluke Hibee... So perhaps, and this is just a stretch mind, I was referring to the Hibee part of your username, and not the interminable shithole that I suspect Carluke may be... In case you need reminding, your username is a loady bollocks. :laughing: Still, point stands. I know the Broch intimately, I went to school there for a bit as a bairn and I know what it's turned into. But the irony seems lost on you. Do carry on. 2 Link to comment
Notorious Chee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Come on min Share with the lads Are you telling me that the Mrs is familiar with AFC Chat? Wouldn't chance it, if his boyfriend finds out, he might not use lube - only spit. 1 Link to comment
360 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 only spit. And that's only if he has been a good boy Link to comment
granite sheep Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 You lot? You ever read anything about a smack problem in Carluke? I cannae believe you half wits come out wi that pish when yous have the Broch in your shire. FAIL. You lot? You ever read anything about a smack problem in Carluke? I cannae believe you half wits come out wi that pish when yous have the Broch in your shire. FAIL. Two Carluke Hibees! There's only two Carluke Hibees!!! 1 Link to comment
Carluke_Hibee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Two Carluke Hibees! There's only two Carluke Hibees!!! There's 6 actually. Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 In case you need reminding your username is Carluke Hibee... So perhaps, and this is just a stretch mind, I was referring to the Hibee part of your username, and not the interminable shithole that I suspect Carluke may be... It's shitey wee Lanarkshire village, full of hun scum. Lanarkshire towns and villages usually are. There's a sign just outside it........ The Land That Time Forgot 6 milesCarluke 8 miles Link to comment
Carluke_Hibee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 It's shitey wee Lanarkshire village, full of hun scum. Lanarkshire towns and villages usually are. There's a sign just outside it........ The Land That Time Forgot 6 milesCarluke 8 milesDo you have a point? Or are you fair and squarely just a crabbit cunt? Link to comment
Carluke_Hibee Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Wouldn't chance it, if his boyfriend finds out, he might not use lube - only spit.Congratulations! You just won a prize for shitiest retort of the year so far. You have won a clown mask. Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Congratulations! You just won a prize for shitiest retort of the year so far. You have won a clown mask. feert to share your holiday stories with the lads on afc chat incase the missus finds out? deary me min. Link to comment
minijc Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Then you woke up in your Superman Duvet in a pool of piss.Sorry we don't all work and talk about offshore, tanning the pills and shagging heaps of hookers like yourself, maybe one day I'll be as awesome as you and your offshore buddies, ONE DAY! 2 1 Link to comment
minijc Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Nah, the little scrote got locked up Did he nae?If it's K then he got the jail. Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Some amount of shite being spoken on this thread like. 2 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 If it's K then he got the jail. Link to comment
sheepiekev Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Do you have a point? Or are you fair and squarely just a crabbit cunt? oooffttt.....Lanarkshire Roid alert Living amongst rabid huns too long Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Ahhh and I believe one of them has just evaded jail recently again. I didn't know that, presuming it was the little racist fecker, he's a good laugh when he doesn't start that crap. Link to comment
daytripping Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I also used to work in Esbjerg. In a previous thread you also said you were in Leicestershire the same time as me. A couple of questions: i) Are you my stalker?ii) Are you me? I also lived on the island in Denmark, place called Vordingborg, it was ok but rife with Iranian asylum seekers, was always trouble between them and the locals on nights out. Did you ever go to the Andy Capp pub in Esbjerg? Link to comment
minijc Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 When do i speak about working offshore. You bang that lie out quite often. No defense on the other two. and No chance.See, there you go again and there is every chance. I seriously think we'd get on like a house on fire if we met and had a few drinks, you'd then realise how much of a fun loving toff of a guy I am with a mental side nae to be messed with. 2 1 Link to comment
minijc Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 I know Mr Mini, I'm just pulling yer plonker. I'm sure we'll meet one day and have a ridiculous evening that will end up front page news.YAY 3 Link to comment
boboisared Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 That pair of pricks can stew in there their own piss Tup's Corner or nae Tup's corner. 1 Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 When I originally wrote that post, I had written '(insert harcus adding in the word 'shirt' and obligatory gay smiley), but deleted it on my phone by mistake before posting it (second time of writing I couldn't be arsed, so just thought I would sit back and wait for it). Maybe time for some new material... Link to comment
Henry Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 i was in edinburgh pver xmas and ny and stayed at they caley.they have great deals on at the moment, not sure why. we got a suite with bags of room for 120quid. as for the witchery also went there for lunch.affa fine 3 course lunch for little over 35. Did you make it to a game when you were home Bluto? Link to comment
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