NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[For Fecks Sake]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I thought you'd learned your lesson and got back in your biscuit tin? Appears you want more. That will be arranged...

Nah just more important things to do than argue with a drunken bitter old cunt like you.

[G31DON]

25 minutes ago, KidCreole said:

and were off, Reminds me of that civil war series when they all laydown on the ground to sleep then wake up and commence firing , Not so much as a rowie and black coffee.

 

Breakfast of champions that.

[KidCreole]

24 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Kurt Vonnegut had a great mind. Could only read half his books though. Got Vonnegutted out after a while. That was a good one though, I think, was 40 odd years ago, canna mind, a blur. 

Yup I read slaughterhouse five many years ago , good stuff

[For Fecks Sake]

8 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Would you mind if I used some of your posts (screenshots) in an OU Psychology dissertation on online behaviour / personas?

@Millertime - same?

?

Fuck could you imagine the years of worried research that could result in!

[For Fecks Sake]

9 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

It's an interesting aspect and no doubt who the two biggest cunts and most unhinged alcoholic users on the forum are (with respect). Vanilla you are not.

Fixed that for you.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

Came from nothing, got lucky, insecure about his intellectual weaknesses, makes shit up to kid himself on, hates being found out. Wanker. 

RS min, no need for you to do this self analysis stuff, we all figured that out about you a long time ago.

[shut up meg]

4 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Ok. I'll see what Millertime comes back with. I notice he asks for other users to post up images of themselves occasionally and am interested in exploring the reasoning behind that. For example is it an attempt at 'humanising' the forum experience / interaction with others? The old put a face to a name thing? Or are there 'darker' reasons?

Wanking material for the weirdo is my guess.

[Durrant Dived]

11 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

I'm off to Florida in two weeks and won't get back until after Augusta so won't have time to post, you'll be pleased to know.

Please be true?

[KidCreole]

16 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

Ta. Thought it polite to get permissions!

It's an interesting aspect and no doubt who the two most outspoken and devisive users on the forum are (with respect). Vanilla you are not.

May I suggest a read through of Rumpus posts, He was on one that boy , I recall him diagnosing someone via handwriting analysis after he lost a wee argument as well as a literary of abuse and vitriol , Happy days 

[Durrant Dived]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Another who started a fight, with the same over-the-top disproportionate and unreasonable nastiness, got humiliated and can't learn to back off. Stupid sad cunt. 

Wrong. You're daughter walked out on you and you take it out on us. You haven't enjoyed AFC for 30 years so go find a new hobby.

[Durrant Dived]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

Making shit up, the hallmark of a thick cunt, a staple for mutants. You're a fucking nothing. 

YOU said you're daughter left home at 17. 

YOU said you haven't enjoyed the Milne/Calderwood/McInnes era

You're a fucking old sad prick who just calls everyone else "thick".

CYA

 

[shut up meg]

23 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Please be true?

He'll have 10 days lockdown on his return though!

[shut up meg]

You might be forced to stay in a hotel by the time you return

 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Millertime said:

I think he is playing with you, wee man 

Aye, I'm the one being played. 
 

Ace 

[shut up meg]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Not happening. 

Wait and see, what you say and what you are forced to do could be 2 completely different things

 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Another mutant hallmark is absolute denial of the truth.

We all saw your PM. You are a snitch. You are the lowest of the low. Your credibility has left the building. You need to fuck off, reflect and get real. You made a cunt of it and got made a cunt of. You need to learn when you're out of your depth which in your case, is always. Stupid nothing cunt. 

Did I report anyone? 

[shut up meg]

3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I don't think the enforcers will have their hearts in it and I'm confident that I can blag an "exception".

Maybe, maybe not. I imagine this will be you at the border checks

 

[Redforever86]

Enjoy your trip to Florida RS. Which part? Maybe I can recommend some craft beer or coffee spots for you?

 

Never reported anyone FTR. 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I love the bantz. You on the other hand are not emotionally stable enough to handle it and frequently lose the plot . 

If you keep going, he'll eventually have the heart attack that most alcoholics do.

He doesn't know who's being serious and who isn't, all he knows is he's being terribly hard done by.

He then lashes out like a caged animal, which is sad. His sort aren't for this modern world. Best left in the past. Also sad.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

I won't. I hate the US and particularly Florida. Will enjoy Georgia though so your recommendations won't be heeded there either.

You fucking liar ? 

Wrong Un. Sickboy. 

Great location to dive into some sweet water and terrapin breweries then. 
 

Nae a liar ask Bebo, yir paranoid min. 

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

I've never been more convinced of your lies tbh RF son

You're my favourite, not just poster but all round gentleman and a great role model for all. 

[Parklife]

22 minutes ago, Dad said:

How do you mean son? It was too much fun?

I still think you're a bet365 operative. Planted on here to assist with their profits. 

An elaborate ruse, for sure but a worthwhile venture given the paucity of returns from the DWT

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

No affiliation with them Parkie - promise.

Never used them I dinnae think tbh (maybe a sign up offer then back home to Rupert).

 

But here - do you no read the spiel? Good stuff in there - and often

The joy derived from the DWT is most definitely in the process of selection and the outlining of the rationale behind the picks, as there's little joy to be derived from the financial transactions.

[The Buzzard]

2 hours ago, shut up meg said:

Maybe, maybe not. I imagine this will be you at the border checks

 

1750 quid cost of a hotel room for those arriving from overseas! Six hotels close to Aberdeen, Glasgow and Edinburgh airports going to be used. 

Criminal offences for non-compliance. 

There will be some exemptions to the hotel stay but those people will be asked to self-isolate at home. 

Also talking about tightening up exemptions that will limit overseas training for elite sportspeople to athletes and coaches preparing for olympics and Paralympics. 

[shut up meg]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

No affiliation with them Parkie - promise.

Never used them I dinnae think tbh (maybe a sign up offer then back home to Rupert).

 

But here - do you no read the spiel? Good stuff in there - and often

I normally read the first 3 lines, skip to the betting part of the post, have a laugh at some of your picks then come back later to see if you manage to get 1 right.

You normally don't!

You are a canny lad but fucking awful at betting.

[For Fecks Sake]

8 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

You're a piece of shit and like the Fatansist Fae Stoney, who also got found out from being so stupid to inadvertently reveal PM's,

Hey RS min, care to elaborate on this because I have no idea what you are going on about.

[styrofoamplates]

 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Don't mention the charity bet again, FuckFaceShit. It makes you look even thicker given that it was my first offer of a charity bet that you failed to take up, at odds of 3/1 for any stake you cared to wager.

As I said, you can't twist the record. It's already been written.

Charity bet

Charity bet

Charity bet

There said it 3 times! What you going to do about it RS then? Huff, puff and vent some drunken bitter anger on an internet forum ?

Still waiting on your invite to Dayts birthday party are you, or will you be away to pick up his n hers new cars that you paid cash for ?

Fud.

[For Fecks Sake]

Seriously what is it with the PM stuff - yer nae getting paranoid are ye RS Min?

YOU were the one who openly bragged about buying cars with cash

YOU were the one who was openly begging for an invite to Dayts birthday party ("ohhh I just didn't want to let Cavey know about it" ? )

And

YOU were the one who openly bragged about taking the piss out of an old lady with your 'mate' claiming it was one of the best laughs that you have had.

You do appear to have a panchant for calling people thick and stupid, is this you pprojecting your own insecurities onto others?

Charity bet.

[Redforever86]

26 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Also, and another reason you need to heed good advice and read your PM's, what is the poster who you are going to publicly betray going to think about all this?

In your stupidity, you've already betrayed him to me. I have a decision to make whether to out him too. All over a fantasist FuckFaceShithead who couldn't handle the internet. You fucking know I will so I suggest you put your heed-need-heid on you thick cunt. Heed your own advice and keep right the fuck away from me. You need to. For your own sanity.

Cans.