Fucks Sake Langfield

[carlos]

I was reading the other day he was in the dentists or something

[StandFree1982]

What, he forgot his eye, where was it?

He dropped a kettle on it

[tup]

I'm sure the Morton ballboy will take comfort from this revelation, clearly it was indeed an accident, this man is so clumsy he pokes himself in the eye at the back of it.

 

I'm not so cynical as to suggest that Langfield poked himself in the eye as a means of extricating public attention away from the fact that he's a complete cunt who'd think nothing of poking a malnourished weegie kid in the eye as a means of making the next round without making a cunt of himself.

[The Boofon]

He's a retarded moron. He's the cheek to complain about folk making fun of his brain injury when it's apparent that there is nothing there to injure in the first place.

 

He's an embarrassment to Aberdeen Football Club.

[tup]

Brain injuries are nothing, shame on him for making such a meal of it.

[diamondsr4ever]

Brain injuries are nothing, shame on him for making such a meal of it.

 

unlike the bairn injury at Morton which was more of a concern to the Aberdeen Fans.

[The Boofon]

Mark Brown signs for Ross County

 

He's better than Jason Brown and Langfield.

[Redstar]

Mark Brown signs for Ross County

 

He's better than Jason Brown and Langfield.

Agreed

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Mark Brown is shite. Worse than both. Had about 2 good games for Caley about 8 years ago. Was terrible for Hibs then couldn't get a game when he had terrible keepers in front of him.

 

Fuck um

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

On telling the news of this signing on the STV News, instead of showing a great Mark Brown save, they showed a clip of him conceding a goal shite!!

[tup]

Mark Brown is shite. Worse than both. Had about 2 good games for Caley about 8 years ago. Was terrible for Hibs then couldn't get a game when he had terrible keepers in front of him.

 

Fuck um

 

I see a pattern developing here.

 

Answer me this:

 

What do you make of Scott Brown?

 

Bobby Brown?

 

I imagine you're down on Gordon Brown?

 

What about the Broons themselves? Do you hate them with a passion?

 

The reason I ask is because Foster14 said you may be ageist.

 

While he was half right, I suspect you are Broon-ist, rather than ageist.

 

I'm speculating that this is because you were interfered with as a small child. A group of lassies mention going to the 'Brownies' in innocent fashion. You visibly wince.

 

Further, chocolate brownies, a tasty morsel enjoyed by many worldwide, must evoke painful connotations in your mind. Double entendre central.

 

If I'm right in my assumption, please pop into 'Tup's Corner' where we can prove that Brown is merely a mixture of black and red, and disna have to be associated with shit in the long term.

 

If I'm wrong, apologies.

[Henry]

I see a pattern developing here.

 

Answer me this:

 

What do you make of Scott Brown?

 

Bobby Brown?

 

I imagine you're down on Gordon Brown?

 

What about the Broons themselves? Do you hate them with a passion?

 

The reason I ask is because Foster14 said you may be ageist.

 

While he was half right, I suspect you are Broon-ist, rather than ageist.

 

I'm speculating that this is because you were interfered with as a small child. A group of lassies mention going to the 'Brownies' in innocent fashion. You visibly wince.

 

Further, chocolate brownies, a tasty morsel enjoyed by many worldwide, must evoke painful connotations in your mind. Double entendre central.

 

If I'm right in my assumption, please pop into 'Tup's Corner' where we can prove that Brown is merely a mixture of black and red, and disna have to be associated with shit in the long term.

 

If I'm wrong, apologies.

 

 

No doubt he hates the illusions of Derren Brown as well.

 

Re: The Broons, I can't say I was very fond of Joe, boring prick that he was.

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

 

No doubt he hates the illusions of Derren Brown as well.

 

Re: The Broons, I can't say I was very fond of Joe, boring prick that he was.

 

 

Or sheepiekev as he likes to be known as on here.

[sheepiekev]

Or sheepiekev as he likes to be known as on here.

 

 

How did your pish about Fletcher go with the EE then cuntybaws?

As well as your posts on here I take it?

.....Prick

[The Boofon]

How did your pish about Fletcher go with the EE then cuntybaws?

As well as your posts on here I take it?

.....Prick

 

I knew that'd smoke you out you dullard.

[sheepiekev]

I knew that'd smoke you out you dullard.

 

mechty aaat.

[The Boofon]

Plan didn't work by the way.

 

Not yet anyway.

[sheepiekev]

Plan didn't work by the way.

 

Not yet anyway.

 

They're not that fucking gullible...surely?

[The Boofon]

They're not that fucking gullible...surely?

 

 

I got them with Riordan last year.

[sheepiekev]

I got them with Riordan last year.

 

Riordan is small fry compared to the Scotland captain.

I'd also have thought the EE article quoting Brown as saying there will be no more signings and no players going out on loan may kill it.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

I see a pattern developing here.

 

Answer me this:

 

What do you make of Scott Brown?

 

Bobby Brown?

 

I imagine you're down on Gordon Brown?

 

What about the Broons themselves? Do you hate them with a passion?

 

The reason I ask is because Foster14 said you may be ageist.

 

While he was half right, I suspect you are Broon-ist, rather than ageist.

 

I'm speculating that this is because you were interfered with as a small child. A group of lassies mention going to the 'Brownies' in innocent fashion. You visibly wince.

 

Further, chocolate brownies, a tasty morsel enjoyed by many worldwide, must evoke painful connotations in your mind. Double entendre central.

 

If I'm right in my assumption, please pop into 'Tup's Corner' where we can prove that Brown is merely a mixture of black and red, and disna have to be associated with shit in the long term.

 

If I'm wrong, apologies.

 

You might be on to something here Tup. Although I do have a lot of time for The Broons.

 

Great debut for Mark Brown for County tonight. Reh heh heh. Feckin Browns

[ChutneyLove]

 

No doubt he hates the illusions of Derren Brown as well.

 

Re: The Broons, I can't say I was very fond of Joe, boring prick that he was.

What about Maggie? She was worth a ride. Daphne was just an ugly, fat cunt. Looked a bit like Oor Wullie's Ma a few years back (if they ever aged or changed that is).

[Stoney]

Aye theres no way hes better than jase.

[The Boofon]

exactly

 

boofons "knowledge" shown up for what it really is

 

Really?

 

 

 

 

BBC Match report

 

Had it not been for former Celtic and Hibernian goalkeeper Mark Brown, making his debut after signing a short-term contract, it could have been a more heavy defeat for the Dingwall outfit.

 

Get back in your box Rupert.

[Stoney]

Whats soccer?

[RUL]

Whats soccer?

Fucking hell, sad times if we are using the word "soccer"

[The Boofon]

Mark Brown signs for Ross County

 

He's better than Jason Brown and Langfield.

 

 

shut your mouth

 

 

you know hee-haw about soccer and the fact you wish we signed a hibs reject keeper, a HIBS reject keeper, sums you up

 

Is that the invisible wish you are referencing?

[ollie1903]

What about Maggie? She was worth a ride. Daphne was just an ugly, fat cunt. Looked a bit like Oor Wullie's Ma a few years back (if they ever aged or changed that is).

I hear Tup had a wee thing for "The Bairn"

[Tommy]

I hear Tup had a wee thing for "The Bairn"

 

 

At the butt n ben ?

[ollie1903]

At the butt n ben ?

Maybe that's where he used to Paw at them