tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols. Link to comment
Stoney Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Getting away with being a vigilante Killing animals for fun Pinching milk from doorsteps Graffiti Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 shell suitsghetto blasters in the streetswooden framed games consolesPink suit, white shirt, piano tie.This bird Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Dave Lee Travis deciding what we could and couldnt listen to in songs. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 being a hairdressergoing on a bushaving an ice cream cake for yer birthdaygoing to the beach on a sundaygoing to the baths Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Breaking yer joystick playing Daily Thomsons Decathalon on yer ZX Spectrum. 2 1 Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper. 1 1 Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Laughing at yer neighbours 8 track in his "vintage" Hillman Imp 2 Link to comment
Jonty Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Wearing a Nevica jacket and boasting about the "Recco". (Maybe early 90's?) Shopping in C&A's. Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Playing "kerby" across the busiest street in yer village,town or city 1 1 Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine. Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Buying "Now Thats What I Call Music 2" because the first one was so good Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc. Link to comment
Tommy Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Abandoning your children in the car with a packet of Smokey Bacon as you 'pop into' the pub for two hours. I still do that, we'll try and stick to things which are no longer common. With a packet of crisps and a cheeky smile............................. Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Wondering who shot JR 1 Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 snowballing busessticking the lifts in skyscraperspannini albums Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Being actively encouraged by your gym teacher not just to beat the 12 year old lassie at tennis but to drive her too tears by ace-ing piledrivers against her weak body Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Watching The Fall Guy, Incredible Hulk, Dukes of Hazard etc on TV along with 20 million other viewers on a Saturday night. Only having 3 channels on the TV (or was that the 70's)? Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Thinking that the last place in the world you would ever want to visit would be grey looking shiteholes like Berlin, Warsaw, Prague, Budapest & Riga not knowing nearly 30 years later you could die happy in one of these cities Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Watching The Fall Guy, Incredible Hulk, Dukes of Hazard etc on TV along with 20 million other viewers on a Saturday night. Only having 3 channels on the TV (or was that the 70's)? It was 3 channels until Channel 4 came out. Having to get up to change the channel, having to tune the channel on a 14" portable TV. Sodastream. Swingball. 1 Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Fearing 'The Bomb' and the terrifying documentaries and dramas that went with the threat of total annihilation before you were 16 yrs old. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam. 1 Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Making yer own ice lollies. Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 The Phantom Raspberry Blower on The Two Ronnies (may be 70's again) Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Taking a right good hiding aff the local bully (or yer da) and nae phoning Childline aboot it 1 Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Making yer own ice lollies.With a metal spoon and diluting orange. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims. Link to comment
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