It Was Acceptable In The 80's

[360]

Gay bashing. Jimmy Sommerville should be thankful for homophobia, he'd have fuck all to sing about otherwise.

[Bobby Connor]

back on track

 

 

white dog shite

 

Ages ago.

 

Writing stuff by hand and having to be qualified to use a typewriter.

 

Adding stuff up using your brain.

 

Stray cats and dogs.

 

Ski Jackets

 

Top Gun shades.

 

Pink socks.

[Big Man]

Rubik's Cubes

[tup]

1. Drink driving.

2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.

3. Hirsute clunges.

4. Glue sniffing.

5. Electro.

6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.

7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.

8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.

9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.

10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.

11. Breakdancing.

12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.

13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.

14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.

15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.

16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.

17. Adidas Sambas.

18. Leg warmers.

19. Mahogany effect dashboards.

20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.

21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.

22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.

23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.

24. Lifting your hand to the wife.

25. Scrambles at weddings.

26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.

27. BMX's.

28. Bullying.

29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.

30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.

31. Gang fights.

32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.

33. Milk theft.

34. Graffiti.

35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.

36. Woodchip.

37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.

38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes.

39. Spam

40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.

41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.

42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.

43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.

44. Kerbie, Wally etc.

45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.

46. Sodastream.

47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.

48. Creamola Foam.

49. White snakeskin shoes.

50. Three channels on the gogglebox.

51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.

52. Walking to school.

53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.

54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.

55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.

56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.

57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.

58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.

59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.

60. Single fags.

61. Subbuteo.

62. Moustaches.

63. Weekly baths between three of you.

64. Major skid marks on your y-fronts towards the end of the week.

65. White dog shit.

66. Proper scaffies who actually lifted genuine rubbish and deposited it in a foosum shitcart.

67. Stealing mixtures from your mither and faither's cabinet and topping the bottles up with water.

68. The Famous Aberdeen

69. Wearing white socks with shoes.

70. Keeping your fucking thoughts on things that don't fucking concern you to yourself. The stiff upper lip.

71. Gay bashing.

72. Genuine hatred of all things English, including their bastard football.

[Big Man]

Defecting to Eastern Europe

[Bobby Connor]

Ben Elton.

[tup]

1. Drink driving.

2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.

3. Hirsute clunges.

4. Glue sniffing.

5. Electro.

6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.

7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.

8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.

9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.

10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.

11. Breakdancing.

12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.

13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.

14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.

15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.

16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.

17. Adidas Sambas.

18. Leg warmers.

19. Mahogany effect dashboards.

20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.

21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.

22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.

23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.

24. Lifting your hand to the wife.

25. Scrambles at weddings.

26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.

27. BMX's.

28. Bullying.

29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.

30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.

31. Gang fights.

32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.

33. Milk theft.

34. Graffiti.

35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.

36. Woodchip.

37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.

38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes.

39. Spam

40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.

41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.

42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.

43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.

44. Kerbie, Wally etc.

45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.

46. Sodastream.

47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.

48. Creamola Foam.

49. White snakeskin shoes.

50. Three channels on the gogglebox.

51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.

52. Walking to school.

53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.

54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.

55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.

56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.

57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.

58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.

59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.

60. Single fags.

61. Subbuteo.

62. Moustaches.

63. Weekly baths between three of you.

64. Major skid marks on your y-fronts towards the end of the week.

65. White dog shit.

66. Proper scaffies who actually lifted genuine rubbish and deposited it in a foosum shitcart.

67. Stealing mixtures from your mither and faither's cabinet and topping the bottles up with water.

68. The Famous Aberdeen

69. Wearing white socks with shoes.

70. Keeping your fucking thoughts on things that don't fucking concern you to yourself. The stiff upper lip.

71. Gay bashing.

72. Genuine hatred of all things English, including their bastard football.

73. Catching tadpoles in a ditch.

[Big Man]

Mis selling loans to developing African nations, bankrupting them, refusing to cancel the loans and then living off the interest for years to come.

[Big Man]

Wearing nothing but pastels. No Earth tones.

 

 

[Big Man]

Sitting in the smoking section of a restaurant.

[Bobby Connor]

Laughing at how uncool the 70s were while simultaneously dressing like a total fanny.

[Bobby Connor]

The half pence piece.

[Bobby Connor]

Mojos for half a pence.

[tutankamun]

Corporal punishment

[Bobby Connor]

The red triangle when Channel 4 first came out. No internet porn so resorting to watching French 'Art' films or The Sweeney.

[Bobby Connor]

Knight Industry Two Thousand being futuristic.

[Bobby Connor]

Tom & Jerry on a Saturday morning.

 

Violence in cartoons.

[Bobby Connor]

Samantha Fox before she turned out to be a lezzer.

[Ke1t]

The red triangle when Channel 4 first came out. No internet porn so resorting to watching French 'Art' films or The Sweeney.

 

YES!

 

Montenegro and Themroc..

 

...who HASN'T wanted to fuck an immediate relative and eat their neighbours' flesh?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOCObfWSzRQ

 

EDIT: ... Or strap a dildo to a remote control tank and have it fuck a stripper...

[Bobby Connor]

YES!

 

Montenegro and Themroc..

 

...who HASN'T wanted to fuck an immediate relative and eat their neighbours' flesh?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOCObfWSzRQ

 

EDIT: ... Or strap a dildo to a remote control tank and have it fuck a stripper...

 

Haha! We had to sit through hours of shite for a flash of minge. Kids these days don't know they're born.

[bonzodaddy73]

TV remotes that were connected to the tv by half a mile if industrial cable.

[Bobby Connor]

Phoning up the sex lines in The Daily Record and it showing up when they introduced itemised billing.

[bonzodaddy73]

Taking Ecstasy without the fear of Dying.

[Bobby Connor]

Music.

[Ke1t]

Haha! We had to sit through hours of shite for a flash of minge. Kids these days don't know they're born.

 

And these films, even with subtitles, were uniformly indecipherable. Seemingly no plot, dialogue that was either utterly bizarre or had been translated for subtitles by a dyslexic 6 year old, and no clue as to what you had been watching when the end credits rolled.

 

Why's he smashing the wall down?

 

Why's that fat guy hanging upside down over a stuffed otter?

 

WAIT... WHAT?

[Bobby Connor]

TV remotes that were connected to the tv by half a mile if industrial cable.

 

The kind of cable that gets laid out by ships from Evanton. Stuff that will span the Atlantic.

 

It used to be a source of pride to have a TV without a remote in a 'check me out I'm not a lazy bastard' type of way.

[Bobby Connor]

And these films, even with subtitles, were uniformly indecipherable. Seemingly no plot, dialogue that was either utterly bizarre or had been translated for subtitles by a dyslexic 6 year old, and no clue as to what you had been watching when the end credits rolled.

 

Why's he smashing the wall down?

 

Why's that fat guy hanging upside down over a stuffed otter?

 

WAIT... WHAT?

 

Mind this Japanese film I watched one time. Can't go into too much detail but it involved a live fish, a fanny, tits and cream. Fucking struck gold with that one. You had to have a good memory in the 80s.

[CrazyBullSheep]

HVC on Aberdeen Cable

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HVC on Aberdeen Cable

 

Tutti Fruitti

[Bobby Connor]

'Snake' belts.