Robbie Winters Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Actually thinking that folk fae Peterhead & The Broch were cool wi their Opel Manta's 1 Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Waiting till a bus stopped, opening the boot and jumping in followed by dangling yer feet out the back as the bus flew out the village at 60mph. Had to wave at the cars coing up behind the bus of course. 1 Link to comment
BubbaRayDon Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Actually thinking that folk fae Peterhead & The Broch were cool wi their Opel Manta'sOr watching a young fisher loon coming round the Broadgate with his brand new RS Escort and thinking "that will be over a dyke before the day is oot" 1 Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 E numbers drinking coke and necking anadinssniffing tippex and blackmarker pens Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Aberdeen Football Club. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 phoning the fire brigade fae a phone box just because you couldreverse charges Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 phoning the fire brigade fae a phone box just because you couldreverse charges Along similar lines. Phoning a 'chinky' for your mate's parents and buckling over with hilarity as they try to explain they have ordered fuck all. 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.   I gave you a +1 for your wee bit of revenge. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Putting the lights out on half of Invergordon with a breeze block. Probably wasn't that acceptable looking back on it. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Setting fire to those plastic crates that bread used to get delivered in. Setting fire to stuff in general. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 buying single cigarettes from the local paper shop/ice cream van They were always supplied with 2 bluebell matches per cigarette. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.60. Single fags.61. Subbuteo. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.60. Single fags.61. Subbuteo.62. Moustaches.63. Weekly baths between three of you.64. Major skid marks on your y-fronts towards the end of the week. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 to drink cinzano/taboo/advocat/martini etc etc to see white dogs shite Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.60. Single fags.61. Subbuteo.62. Moustaches.63. Weekly baths between three of you.64. Major skid marks on your y-fronts towards the end of the week.65. White dog shit.66. Proper scaffies who actually lifted genuine rubbish and deposited it in a foosum shitcart.67. Stealing mixtures from your mither and faither's cabinet and topping the bottles up with water. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.60. Single fags.61. Subbuteo.62. Moustaches.63. Weekly baths between three of you.64. Major skid marks on your y-fronts towards the end of the week.65. White dog shit.66. Proper scaffies who actually lifted genuine rubbish and deposited it in a foosum shitcart.67. Stealing mixtures from your mither and faither's cabinet and topping the bottles up with water.68. The Famous Aberdeen Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 tassle shoes and white socksbabysham Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.60. Single fags.61. Subbuteo.62. Moustaches.63. Weekly baths between three of you.64. Major skid marks on your y-fronts towards the end of the week.65. White dog shit.66. Proper scaffies who actually lifted genuine rubbish and deposited it in a foosum shitcart.67. Stealing mixtures from your mither and faither's cabinet and topping the bottles up with water.68. The Famous Aberdeen 69. Wearing white socks with shoes. Link to comment
360 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Cunts never used to put the contents of a thread into a list, and then keep updating it, so people have to keep skipping past it unless they fancy reading the same thing over and over. People back then realised it would get on others nerves. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Cunts never used to put the contents of a thread into a list, and then keep updating it, so people have to keep skipping past it unless they fancy reading the same thing over and over. People back then realised it would get on others nerves. It also took 7 days for the page to download back then though. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Cunts never used to put the contents of a thread into a list, and then keep updating it, so people have to keep skipping past it unless they fancy reading the same thing over and over. People back then realised it would get on others nerves. It's so he can rack up the posts.  He's trying to nonce-chalantly overtake Rubbertoe, but abody kens fit his game is. Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Drink driving.2. Wholesale stadium wide abuse of black players with chants like 'nigger, nigger lick my boots' etc etc.3. Hirsute clunges.4. Glue sniffing.5. Electro.6. Semi-naked weemin on tins of lager.7. Allegros, Maestros, Montegos and Ambassadors.8. Proper ringpulls on tins of lager.9. Mullets on men with spiked bits on top, poodle perms etc.10. Compulsory smoking of fags, choked ashtrays well in need of emptying, used sardine tins with Donald Duck stickers on them as temporary ashtrays etc etc.11. Breakdancing.12. Owning clapped out pieces of shit like Capris and Escort RS Turbos.13. Being a super rock star poof and temporarily surviving AIDS.14. Being a comedian and succumbing to AIDS.15. Going to the shop/vannie with a note from your mither for a half bottle of vodka and 40 fags, and getting served them no bother.16. Cashing in umpteen lemonade bottles at once.17. Adidas Sambas.18. Leg warmers.19. Mahogany effect dashboards.20. Getting tampered with by the local scout leader.21. Calling feel folk 'spazzies', 'watchbreakers' etc.22. Getting 10p to go to the phone box and phone the pub to get your faither home.23. Letting your dog out on it's own for it's walk.24. Lifting your hand to the wife.25. Scrambles at weddings.26. Finding used scud mags full of weemin with boxes like axe wounds on gorilla's backs.27. BMX's.28. Bullying.29. Fights with the whole school in attendance in a circle chanting 'fight, fight'.30. 48k of memory for whole actual computers.31. Gang fights.32. Bonfires in the street, onto which it's fun to chuck aerosols.33. Milk theft.34. Graffiti.35. Mitre Multiplex footballs which had woodchip just under the skin.36. Woodchip.37. 'Ghetto blasters' i.e. tape recorders run on batteries.38. Computer games on tapes. Endless attempts to load cheap copies of the cunts at differing volumes. 39. Spam40. Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Jet Set Willy, Atic Atac etc.41. Hyper Sports and Phoenix (not the old radge on here, the game) in your local chipper.42. Proper 'foreign' fitba teams, full of foreign cunts, who we hate.43. No attempts at pronouncing their foreign names properly, if at all. Number 7 etc will do fine.44. Kerbie, Wally etc.45. The Fall Guy, Airwolf, Dukes of Hazzard etc.46. Sodastream.47. Thomas the Tank engine slippers for old men.48. Creamola Foam.49. White snakeskin shoes.50. Three channels on the gogglebox.51. Jam jar glesses, with thick rims.52. Walking to school.53. Deluding yourself into thinking folk fae the Broch etc were cool.54. Hiking a lift on the back of buses or ice cream vans in highly dangerous stunts.55. 3 digit telephone numbers, preceded by local dialing codes.56. Getting stuck on cliff faces as the tide comes in and having to be rescued by the Coastguard.57. Hoax calls to the emergency services/local chinky.58. Starting fires in disused buildings that quickly get out of hand.59. Taking sexual advantage of decent looking handicapped folk en masse in council lock-ups.60. Single fags.61. Subbuteo.62. Moustaches.63. Weekly baths between three of you.64. Major skid marks on your y-fronts towards the end of the week.65. White dog shit.66. Proper scaffies who actually lifted genuine rubbish and deposited it in a foosum shitcart.67. Stealing mixtures from your mither and faither's cabinet and topping the bottles up with water.68. The Famous Aberdeen 69. Wearing white socks with shoes.70. Keeping your fucking thoughts on things that don't fucking concern you to yourself. The stiff upper lip. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 back on track  white dog shite Link to comment
tup Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 back on track  white dog shite Back off track you mean. #65. Link to comment
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