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Karl Fletcher

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A couple of years ago I went 6 months without a beer.That may not sound a great deal to some, but to me it was an effort of biblical proportions as I was going through a ween of drink then.A case a night,more at the weekend.fuck sake I would even have a couple of cauld yins waiting for the kettle to boil in the morning then go to work.

My work once organized a medical for everyone.A Dr from Minnesota asked me my alcohol intake I told her about 14-16 units,she said that's not too bad for a week,I said"A week? Naw that's every night, Monday tae Thursday then double it for the weekend"

I started drinking again through sheer boredom,plus I didnae like the vivid dreams.

 

hic.

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A couple of years ago I went 6 months without a beer.That may not sound a great deal to some, but to me it was an effort of biblical proportions as I was going through a ween of drink then.A case a night,more at the weekend.fuck sake I would even have a couple of cauld yins waiting for the kettle to boil in the morning then go to work.

My work once organized a medical for everyone.A Dr from Minnesota asked me my alcohol intake I told her about 14-16 units,she said that's not too bad for a week,I said"A week? Naw that's every night, Monday tae Thursday then double it for the weekend"

I started drinking again through sheer boredom,plus I didnae like the vivid dreams.

 

hic.

 

Thats a fair old scoop to be having.

I dont know if our a member of the "Ever Pissed Yourself Club" there is a thread of epic stories here somewhere.

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I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

Get yourself to a Dr man.

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I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

 

Give it a few more days, eat some fibre.

 

the doc will be pinging on the rubber gloves and get you to bend over by the time you finish the sentence, not worth the risk.

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I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

 

Uh, dude... that's dysentery.

 

You have dysentery.

 

Drink lots, don't travel too far from a bog, or a bush.

 

If it doesn't clear up in a week see a doctor.

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I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

Nothing a beer won't cure.

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I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

 

You weren't on holiday with that Indian Cementer by any chance? :sherlock:

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