Alcohol

[Karl Fletcher]

Going to try and stay off the booze completely for the next 5-6 weeks.

 

The wife is due next month so it shouldn't be too hard anyway as I canna be intoxicated when she goes into labour.

 

What's the longest you've stayed off the sauce?

[BrianFaePerth]

Going to try and stay off the booze completely for the next 5-6 weeks.

 

[Karl Fletcher]

 

I'm almost sure it's possible.

[ericblack4boss]

had two spells off it first spell was for two years in my early 20's, just thought i'd see how long i could spend off it,

then second spell was 18 months , just to prove to my pals i could do it again.

[tup]

It's easy.

[Stoney]

Stayed off it for about 6 weeks when i was doing the whole weight loss thing, wasnt that bad! Didnt really miss it at all infact.

[vanderark14]

Was only recently I realised that up until my holiday I had not had a drink for about three and a half months.

[daytripping]

2 days a few months back, I still get cold sweats thinking about it.

[spamspamspam]

Was off it for about 5 years until about 3 years ago. Not because of any lifestyle choice, had better things to do like take pills and smoke weed.

 

Making up for lost time now though.

[Foster14]

12 weeks in preparation for the Berlin marathon last year. Bit of a waste when I ended up drinking a lot the 2 weeks before it...

 

Nights out in Aberdeen are bad enough with a couple of drinks in you, never mind sober.

[Bluto10]

had two spells off it first spell was for two years in my early 20's, just thought i'd see how long i could spend off it,

then second spell was 18 months , just to prove to my pals i could do it again.

 

why would you do that?

[tup]

why would you do that?

 

Tight-fistedness is my guess.

 

They probably tackled him for never buying a round.

[bonzodaddy73]

Was of it for 8 years until last March, and now im out at least once a week.

[The Boofon]

Was of it for 8 years until last March, and now im out at least once a week.

 

 

No wonder you're skint and not working.

[carlos]

Tlc= toon lager cider

[bonzodaddy73]

No wonder you're skint and not working.

 

Cheeky whore

[Jigot]

A couple of years ago I went 6 months without a beer.That may not sound a great deal to some, but to me it was an effort of biblical proportions as I was going through a ween of drink then.A case a night,more at the weekend.fuck sake I would even have a couple of cauld yins waiting for the kettle to boil in the morning then go to work.

My work once organized a medical for everyone.A Dr from Minnesota asked me my alcohol intake I told her about 14-16 units,she said that's not too bad for a week,I said"A week? Naw that's every night, Monday tae Thursday then double it for the weekend"

I started drinking again through sheer boredom,plus I didnae like the vivid dreams.

 

hic.

[bonzodaddy73]

A couple of years ago I went 6 months without a beer.That may not sound a great deal to some, but to me it was an effort of biblical proportions as I was going through a ween of drink then.A case a night,more at the weekend.fuck sake I would even have a couple of cauld yins waiting for the kettle to boil in the morning then go to work.

My work once organized a medical for everyone.A Dr from Minnesota asked me my alcohol intake I told her about 14-16 units,she said that's not too bad for a week,I said"A week? Naw that's every night, Monday tae Thursday then double it for the weekend"

I started drinking again through sheer boredom,plus I didnae like the vivid dreams.

 

hic.

 

Thats a fair old scoop to be having.

I dont know if our a member of the "Ever Pissed Yourself Club" there is a thread of epic stories here somewhere.

[bonzodaddy73]

Two things to guarantee BIG dreaming. Stop alcohol for a week or so or stick on a nicotine patch. The latter is almost like acid.

 

totally agree regarding the patches. The ex got me some years ago and the dreams were amazingly bizarre.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Sounds like bowel cancer Rumpus.

 

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[bonzodaddy73]

I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

Get yourself to a Dr man.

[daytripping]

Inspired by this thread I'm off the sauce this week, well as long as I can without giving into boredom.

 

First night with no beer for ages, know I won't sleep.

 

Usually sink 8 stellas on a school night.

[daytripping]

I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

 

Give it a few more days, eat some fibre.

 

the doc will be pinging on the rubber gloves and get you to bend over by the time you finish the sentence, not worth the risk.

[Ke1t]

I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

 

Uh, dude... that's dysentery.

 

You have dysentery.

 

Drink lots, don't travel too far from a bog, or a bush.

 

If it doesn't clear up in a week see a doctor.

[Chrisyboy81]

I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

Nothing a beer won't cure.

[The Boofon]

I got back from my holidays on Thursday last week. On the last day my 'holiday; friends and I were drnking cocktails from 10am until midnight.

 

 

 

These consisted of 3 double nips of various spirits in each, and we drink the board twice i.e. 20 cocktails which equals 60 nips.

 

I have been pooping nothing but blood mixed with watery poop and it doesn't show any sign of solidifying.

 

 

We changed the name of one cocktail on the board from 'sex on the beach' to 'wank into a sock'

 

You weren't on holiday with that Indian Cementer by any chance?

[BrianFaePerth]

You weren't on holiday with that Indian Cementer by any chance?

 

Sharing cock tales over cocktails

[BrianFaePerth]

Have ye made it to day two Karl?

[Karl Fletcher]

Check the Sig, min! :thumbs:

 

Will be odd watching the fitba with nae booze though.

 

Could be a long night!

[BrianFaePerth]

Check the Sig, min! :thumbs:

 

Will be odd watching the fitba with nae booze though.

 

Could be a long night!

 

Well done Karl, and ye seem to have a good enough control on the shakes to type legibly