No Surprises Here

[tup]

Deprived as fuck

 

Most depraved too I'd wager.

[Karl Fletcher]

I can see this being a sensible thread.

[zander]

Suprised Cambuslang hasnt made that list.

[tup]

I can see this being a sensible thread.

 

What's your verdict on weegies and the land they inhabit Karl?

[Henry]

Eilean Siar, Moray, Orkney Islands and Shetland Islands do not have any datazones in the 15% most deprived in the SIMD 2012

 

[tup]

Where in fuck's name is Eilean Siar?

[NorthernLights24]

Where in fuck's name is Eilean Siar?

 

Western Isles.

[Henry]

Where in fuck's name is Eilean Siar?

 

Wondered that myself.

 

Turns out it's the Western Isles.

 

Some Gaelic bullshit no doubt.

[tup]

They should not be allowed to publish that Gaelic shit in the national media.

 

Weird people.

 

The boy fae BBC Alba was in front of me at Tannadice at one stage, babbling away incomprehensible shite into the microphone, before lapsing into English at the drop of a hat.

 

What is the point?

 

Do shops in Orkney sell stuff on Sundays Harcus?

[Henry]

They should not be allowed to publish that Gaelic shit in the national media.

 

Weird people.

 

The boy fae BBC Alba was in front of me at Tannadice at one stage, babbling away incomprehensible shite into the microphone, before lapsing into English at the drop of a hat.

 

What is the point?

 

Do shops in Orkney sell stuff on Sundays Harcus?

 

Aye, there's no observation of the Sabbath here.

 

Wee frees and other kirky types seem to rule the roost over there.

 

 

[Karl Fletcher]

What's your verdict on weegies and the land they inhabit Karl?

 

If you want the honest and sensible answer:

 

I know lots of Weegies, tup. And like most people they range from utter arseholes to some of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

 

My Dad's best mate is a weegie and had a staunch Protestant/Unionist upbringing. And naturally he was raised as a hun as well. However, as he got a bit older he quickly realised the whole thing was a load of bollocks and renounced the whole thing. He was at Ibrox one night for a game, looked around at all the sectarian filth and bile around him and decided to never set foot in the place again.

 

He's been a Dundee United fan for the last 20 odd years now and apart from myself, I don't know anyone who hates the Old Firm more. Has been a great friend to our family for all of my life, as has his sister and extended family.

 

I still call him a weegie bastard though.

 

On the flip side, there have been weegies I've met at fitba and on holiday who are some of the most horrible human beings I've had the mispleasure of encountering.

 

And I dislike the 'gallous, I'm untouchable' attitude that a lot of weegies seem to possess.

 

It's been a mix experienced overall.

 

The glesga bastards, that they are.

[tup]

Aye, there's no observation of the Sabbath here.

 

Wee frees and other kirky types seem to rule the roost over there.

 

They went tonto recently over a vending machine that didna ken it was Sunday and just sold stuff to folk regardless.

 

The heathens got jailed and they torched the vending machine in retribution.

[tup]

If you want the honest and sensible answer:

 

I know lots of Weegies, tup. And like most people they range from utter arseholes to some of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

 

My Dad's best mate is a weegie and had a staunch Protestant/Unionist upbringing. And naturally he was raised as a hun as well. However, as he got a bit older he quickly realised the whole thing was a load of bollocks and renounced the whole thing. He was at Ibrox one night for a game, looked around at all the sectarian filth and bile around him and decided to never set foot in the place again.

 

He's been a Dundee United fan for the last 20 odd years now and apart from myself, I don't know anyone who hates the Old Firm more. Has been a great friend to our family for all of my life, as has his sister and extended family.

 

I still call him a weegie bastard though.

 

On the flip side, there have been weegies I've met at fitba and on holiday who are some of the most horrible human beings I've had the mispleasure of encountering.

 

And I dislike the 'gallous, I'm untouchable' attitude that a lot of weegies seem to possess.

 

It's been a mix experienced overall.

 

The glesga bastards, that they are.

 

You are friends with a weegie?

 

That's getting added to the list.

[boboisared]

If you want the honest and sensible answer:

 

I know lots of Weegies, tup. And like most people they range from utter arseholes to some of the nicest people I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

 

My Dad's best mate is a weegie and had a staunch Protestant/Unionist upbringing. And naturally he was raised as a hun as well. However, as he got a bit older he quickly realised the whole thing was a load of bollocks and renounced the whole thing. He was at Ibrox one night for a game, looked around at all the sectarian filth and bile around him and decided to never set foot in the place again.

 

He's been a Dundee United fan for the last 20 odd years now and apart from myself, I don't know anyone who hates the Old Firm more. Has been a great friend to our family for all of my life, as has his sister and extended family.

 

I still call him a weegie bastard though.

 

On the flip side, there have been weegies I've met at fitba and on holiday who are some of the most horrible human beings I've had the mispleasure of encountering.

 

And I dislike the 'gallous, I'm untouchable' attitude that a lot of weegies seem to possess.

 

It's been a mix experienced overall.

 

The glesga bastards, that they are.

So your dads mate dropped his team at the drop of a hat?

 

Cunt!

[boboisared]

He should have been branded like the Nazi survivors in 'Inglourious Basterds'!

 

Once a hun, ALWAYS a hun.

[tup]

I made sure early doors that my kids knew how to identify weegies and avoid them at all costs.

 

They are troublemakers I advised them, and they lack social decorum.

[Karl Fletcher]

Cunt's a bit strang ! Shirley, he should be applauded for turning his back on the huns and all the shite that goes along with it?

 

I applaud him anyway

 

Like the Inglorious Basterds idea though, I'll need to remember that one

[boboisared]

Cunt's a bit strang ! Shirley, he should be applauded for turning his back on the huns and all the shite that goes along with it?

 

I applaud him anyway

 

Like the Inglorious Basterds idea though, I'll need to remember that one

Ask him his opinion on Simmie's tackle and we'll decide if he's a cunt from there

[tup]

The problem is Karl that once you are tainted by hunnery you cannot remove that stain from your soul, regardless of what you might do afterward to try and redeem yourself.

 

Redemption is impossible.

 

Tell him that I advise that he should stop pretending to support Dundee United immediately and get himself along to Ibrox like he knows he wants to.

[Karl Fletcher]

Ask him his opinion on Simmie's tackle and we'll decide if he's a cunt from there

 

He sang the Simmie song with us when we were in Berlin for my Stagger :Party:

[Karl Fletcher]

The problem is Karl that once you are tainted by hunnery you cannot remove that stain from your soul, regardless of what you might do afterward to try and redeem yourself.

 

Redemption is impossible.

 

Tell him that I advise that he should stop pretending to support Dundee United immediately and get himself along to Ibrox like he knows he wants to.

 

 

 

 

I'd have to disagree there, tup.

 

Redemption is possible for a chosen few, no matter how unthinkable it may be for some.

[tup]

Fergie wanted to be loved by the huns but they done him over because his wife was a Catholic and he vowed revenge.

 

I'd say that incident shaped his whole career thereafter.

 

A case of sheer hunnery backfiring spectacularly.

[The Boofon]

 

 

 

I'd have to disagree there, tup.

 

Redemption is possible for a chosen few, no matter how unthinkable it may be for some.

 

 

Aye but your dad's best mate is a cunt. Just like you are underneath that nice guy mask.

[Dynamo]

Please delete that picture of Fergie in a hun top Karl.

[Karl Fletcher]

I remember the days when you were a nice guy, boof.

 

Working in the desert has turned you into a bitter, bitter man.

[K-9]

Please delete that picture of Fergie in a hun top Karl.

Seconded - should never EVER be allowed on here.

[tup]

I remember the days when you were a nice guy, boof.

 

Working in the desert has turned you into a bitter, bitter man.

 

He'll be one of those guys who makes his fortune then retreats to a bothy in the middle of nowhere and lives by self sustainable means thereafter.

 

He's a bit like a young Naked Rambler.

[Bluto10]

He'll be one of those guys who makes his fortune then retreats to a bothy in the middle of nowhere and lives by self sustainable means thereafter.

 

He's a bit like a young Naked Rambler.

 

nah, not even boofon is stupid enough to move to wick.

[Sheep#1]

They should not be allowed to publish that Gaelic shit in the national media.

 

Weird people.

 

The boy fae BBC Alba was in front of me at Tannadice at one stage, babbling away incomprehensible shite into the microphone, before lapsing into English at the drop of a hat.

 

What is the point?

 

Do shops in Orkney sell stuff on Sundays Harcus?

 

I'm from Eilean Siar

 

The guy you speak of was in the year below me at school, I can confirm he is a hun. (Decent guy for 'one of them' though, honest!)

[tup]

I'm guessing 'Eilean' means island in Gaelic?