No Surprises Here

[Tommy]

I'm guessing 'Eilean' means island in Gaelic?

 

 

I'm stunned at your ability to guess that.

[tup]

They just take normal words and jumble them up a bit to confuse outsiders so I'm on to their game, it's easy when you think about it Tommy.

[Sheep#1]

I'm guessing 'Eilean' means island in Gaelic?

 

[tup]

The only decent Gaelic thing in existence is their bread.

 

I love a bit of that with my lasagne.

[Tommy]

The only decent Gaelic thing in existence is their bread.

 

I love a bit of that with my lasagne.

 

 

C

[The Boofon]

I remember the days when you were a nice guy, boof.

 

Working in the desert has turned you into a bitter, bitter man.

 

 

A couple of months ago you'd have laughed that off.

 

Now you're getting all angry about it.

 

Halo slips another notch.

[Henry]

Saw this on Mad.

 

An argument breaks out over the price of fags in a chip shop in Wishaw

 

"ah video everything, that's whit ah do!"

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOX-pXTRsWA&feature

[RUL]

Weegies are scum

[Bluto10]

aye, funny that. you seem to keep your puns and spelling correction in check on mad.

lucky them, eh.

 

anyway, human cesspits. pretty much the whole of scotland bar the north east.

[tup]

I say you lads who also go on Aberdeen Mad should be banned off here.

[Henry]

aye, funny that. you seem to keep your puns and spelling correction in check on mad.

lucky them, eh.

 

anyway, human cesspits. pretty much the whole of scotland bar the north east.

 

I only browse Mad, rarely post. In fact, I think I made one post this year when you laughably tried to claim the populations of America and Europe were the same.

 

 

 

[Bluto10]

I only browse Mad, rarely post. In fact, I think I made one post this year when you laughably tried to claim the populations of America and Europe were the same.

 

laughably?

not like you to wade in bell end first with your pedantry even when you dont know the full story.

[Henry]

Please tell me the full story behind your statement that the populations of America and Europe were similar, despite the 400 million difference between them.

 

I'm on tenterhooks here.

[Sonoftherock]

I only browse Mad, rarely post. In fact, I think I made one post this year when you laughably tried to claim the populations of America and Europe were the same.

 

[NorthernLights24]

Surprise, surprise - Aberdeenshire leads Bank of Scotland Quality of Life list

[muttondressedaslamb]

Surprise, surprise - Aberdeenshire leads Bank of Scotland Quality of Life list

If you took out Peterhead and Fraserburgh then the quality of life would be even higher.

Anyway here's a clip from Weegieland to wet the appetite of Tup et Al. Abhorrent stuff but strangely gratifying.

[muttondressedaslamb]

 

And here is an example of that better quality of life in the shire.

Compare it to the Wishaw clip above. Both set in a takeaway. The contrast is simply astounding. No aggression, the people are thinner and there is much happiness going round. You go into one and you come out with your ears ringing at the not so dulcet tones of 'Margit' and the likes arguing over fags and filming on a phone. You go into the other and come out dancing on the ceiling all night long with your kebab and a smile on your face.

[Jigot]

 

And here is an example of that better quality of life in the shire.

Compare it to the Wishaw clip above. Both set in a takeaway. The contrast is simply astounding. No aggression, the people are thinner and there is much happiness going round. You go into one and you come out with your ears ringing at the not so dulcet tones of 'Margit' and the likes arguing over fags and filming on a phone. You go into the other and come out dancing on the ceiling all night long with your kebab and a smile on your face.

Ye wid never ken ye where a bull dyke wi that tongue o yours.Aye , Lanarkshire is full of tinkers and fuckin widtinks. Yannies tae a man.

[Kilkito]

 

And here is an example of that better quality of life in the shire.

Compare it to the Wishaw clip above. Both set in a takeaway. The contrast is simply astounding. No aggression, the people are thinner and there is much happiness going round. You go into one and you come out with your ears ringing at the not so dulcet tones of 'Margit' and the likes arguing over fags and filming on a phone. You go into the other and come out dancing on the ceiling all night long with your kebab and a smile on your face.

 

 

 

Hmm, are you sure I minused you ny mistake, I was meaning to click on the multiquote, I'm sure someone can make amends

[muttondressedaslamb]

I'm not one for confusing the shire with the city Kilkito.

[zander]

That's strange since the post before you lumped Wishaw in as part of Weegieland

 

Anything south of Dundee is a Weegie, probably stops somewhere just short of Carlisle.

[muttondressedaslamb]

 

That's strange since the post before you lumped Wishaw in as part of Weegieland

 

As far as I'm aware Wishaw is in South Lanarkshire? Or North. I'm sure it's one of them. Anyway I use the term Weegieland to encompass a large area that takes in the likes of Cumbernauld, Greenock, Shotts, Paisley etc. Glasgow is a smaller area.

Just thought Id clear that up.

[The Boofon]

That's strange since the post before you lumped Wishaw in as part of Weegieland

 

They used to say you can take the boy out of Aberdeenshire but you canna take Aberdeenshire out of the boy.

 

You've just proved that wrong you turncoat weegie bastard. Hang your head in shame. MDAL is correct.

[DD1903]

They used to say you can take the boy out of Aberdeenshire but you canna take Aberdeenshire out of the boy.

 

You've just proved that wrong you turncoat weegie bastard. Hang your head in shame. MDAL is correct.

 

I take it geography isn't taught in aberdeen?

[The Boofon]

I take it geography isn't taught in aberdeen?

 

 

No idea. I went to school in Banffshire.

[DD1903]

No idea. I went to school in Banffshire.

 

Well, by your rules that the same thing

[E-P-K]

Well, by your rules that the same thing

 

It did have an AB postcode,

[The Boofon]

Well, by your rules that the same thing

 

 

We make the rules.

 

 

That isn't one of them.

[DD1903]

It did have an AB postcode,

 

 

BOOM!

[The Boofon]

BOOM!