Tommy Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'm guessing 'Eilean' means island in Gaelic? I'm stunned at your ability to guess that. Link to comment
tup Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 They just take normal words and jumble them up a bit to confuse outsiders so I'm on to their game, it's easy when you think about it Tommy. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'm guessing 'Eilean' means island in Gaelic? Link to comment
tup Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 The only decent Gaelic thing in existence is their bread. I love a bit of that with my lasagne. 2 Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 The only decent Gaelic thing in existence is their bread. I love a bit of that with my lasagne. C Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I remember the days when you were a nice guy, boof. Working in the desert has turned you into a bitter, bitter man. A couple of months ago you'd have laughed that off. Now you're getting all angry about it. Halo slips another notch. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Saw this on Mad. An argument breaks out over the price of fags in a chip shop in Wishaw "ah video everything, that's whit ah do!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOX-pXTRsWA&feature Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 aye, funny that. you seem to keep your puns and spelling correction in check on mad.lucky them, eh. anyway, human cesspits. pretty much the whole of scotland bar the north east. Link to comment
tup Posted December 19, 2012 Author Share Posted December 19, 2012 I say you lads who also go on Aberdeen Mad should be banned off here. Link to comment
Henry Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 aye, funny that. you seem to keep your puns and spelling correction in check on mad.lucky them, eh. anyway, human cesspits. pretty much the whole of scotland bar the north east. I only browse Mad, rarely post. In fact, I think I made one post this year when you laughably tried to claim the populations of America and Europe were the same. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I only browse Mad, rarely post. In fact, I think I made one post this year when you laughably tried to claim the populations of America and Europe were the same. laughably?not like you to wade in bell end first with your pedantry even when you dont know the full story. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Please tell me the full story behind your statement that the populations of America and Europe were similar, despite the 400 million difference between them. I'm on tenterhooks here. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I only browse Mad, rarely post. In fact, I think I made one post this year when you laughably tried to claim the populations of America and Europe were the same. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Surprise, surprise - Aberdeenshire leads Bank of Scotland Quality of Life list Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Surprise, surprise - Aberdeenshire leads Bank of Scotland Quality of Life list If you took out Peterhead and Fraserburgh then the quality of life would be even higher. Anyway here's a clip from Weegieland to wet the appetite of Tup et Al. Abhorrent stuff but strangely gratifying. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 And here is an example of that better quality of life in the shire. Compare it to the Wishaw clip above. Both set in a takeaway. The contrast is simply astounding. No aggression, the people are thinner and there is much happiness going round. You go into one and you come out with your ears ringing at the not so dulcet tones of 'Margit' and the likes arguing over fags and filming on a phone. You go into the other and come out dancing on the ceiling all night long with your kebab and a smile on your face. 2 Link to comment
Jigot Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 And here is an example of that better quality of life in the shire. Compare it to the Wishaw clip above. Both set in a takeaway. The contrast is simply astounding. No aggression, the people are thinner and there is much happiness going round. You go into one and you come out with your ears ringing at the not so dulcet tones of 'Margit' and the likes arguing over fags and filming on a phone. You go into the other and come out dancing on the ceiling all night long with your kebab and a smile on your face.Ye wid never ken ye where a bull dyke wi that tongue o yours.Aye , Lanarkshire is full of tinkers and fuckin widtinks. Yannies tae a man. Link to comment
Kilkito Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 And here is an example of that better quality of life in the shire. Compare it to the Wishaw clip above. Both set in a takeaway. The contrast is simply astounding. No aggression, the people are thinner and there is much happiness going round. You go into one and you come out with your ears ringing at the not so dulcet tones of 'Margit' and the likes arguing over fags and filming on a phone. You go into the other and come out dancing on the ceiling all night long with your kebab and a smile on your face. Hmm, are you sure I minused you ny mistake, I was meaning to click on the multiquote, I'm sure someone can make amends Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I'm not one for confusing the shire with the city Kilkito. Link to comment
zander Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 That's strange since the post before you lumped Wishaw in as part of Weegieland Anything south of Dundee is a Weegie, probably stops somewhere just short of Carlisle. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 That's strange since the post before you lumped Wishaw in as part of Weegieland As far as I'm aware Wishaw is in South Lanarkshire? Or North. I'm sure it's one of them. Anyway I use the term Weegieland to encompass a large area that takes in the likes of Cumbernauld, Greenock, Shotts, Paisley etc. Glasgow is a smaller area. Just thought Id clear that up. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 That's strange since the post before you lumped Wishaw in as part of Weegieland They used to say you can take the boy out of Aberdeenshire but you canna take Aberdeenshire out of the boy. You've just proved that wrong you turncoat weegie bastard. Hang your head in shame. MDAL is correct. 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 They used to say you can take the boy out of Aberdeenshire but you canna take Aberdeenshire out of the boy. You've just proved that wrong you turncoat weegie bastard. Hang your head in shame. MDAL is correct. I take it geography isn't taught in aberdeen? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 I take it geography isn't taught in aberdeen? No idea. I went to school in Banffshire. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 No idea. I went to school in Banffshire. Well, by your rules that the same thing Link to comment
E-P-K Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Well, by your rules that the same thing It did have an AB postcode, Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Well, by your rules that the same thing We make the rules. That isn't one of them. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 It did have an AB postcode, BOOM! Link to comment
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