tainboy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 My wife's school are getting any payments from the press Leaving yourself wide open for scandal there being married to a school kid. Expect thousands more press at the door. I can see the headlines now. "Rescued hostage in kiddy fiddling risk assessment" Link to comment
RUL Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Thought you came across great, well done, fascinating insight Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Who plays Boof in the Hollywood version? William H Macy? 3 Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Congratulations on escaping. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Just saw Boof on ITV news "The hat will take care of you" Aye I did well with that one. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Can anyone upload Boof's interview with the telly folk so that I can hoot derisory things at him? Boof, mate, did you get to speak with any of the terrorist lads? None of the bandits but got interviewed by CIA and FBI when I got back to UK. Some difference between them and their UK counterparts. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 So Boof, would you say you were hiding in a closet? Anyone got a link for his ITV news appearance? Hope he's got a hat on Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 He should maybe be allowed to change his user name to that. looking at that barnet. Bouffant- French word meaning "Puffing out" Glad we're able to still take the piss out of him I should point out that Boofon is just a less gay way to spell bouffant. I'm called Boofon because of my barnet. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I should point out that Boofon is just a less gay way to spell bouffant. I'm called Boofon because of my barnet. So "less gay" as in you couldn't spell it? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Anyone got a link for his ITV news appearance? Hope he's got a hat onHere you are. The hat will take care of you 3 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Here you are. The hat will take care of you Cheers. Anyway, in all seriousness now. Do you need a pillow when you sleep? Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Glad they recognised your need for a hat also. Great that you're back btw, if I haven't said it already. Must have been horrific. Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 None of the bandits but got interviewed by CIA and FBI when I got back to UK. Some difference between them and their UK counterparts.Were the brits all well dressed in suits and the yanks in ripped jeans, vests and truckers hats? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Were the brits all well dressed in suits and the yanks in ripped jeans, vests and truckers hats? Almost spot on. Yanks in trainers, jeans and hoodies. Brits all suited and booted. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Almost spot on. Yanks in trainers, jeans and hoodies. Brits all suited and booted. Maybe worth considering? Just saying like Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Can we re-open that thread yet? It was funny watching people back pedaling. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Can we re-open that thread yet? It was funny watching people back pedaling. Not yet. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Not yet. Fair do's. Still getting hassle? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Fair do's. Still getting hassle? No. The Sky interview worked well. Also gave an interview to a freelance guy from Inverness who has passed it to the papers. Wasn't going to do the STV one but they convinced me to give them 5 minutes. After that they all had enough. Wall Street Journal are the latest to want an interview. Bizarre. Nae doing any more. Still waiting to find out who made it out. Hellish not knowing. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 No. The Sky interview worked well. Also gave an interview to a freelance guy from Inverness who has passed it to the papers. Wasn't going to do the STV one but they convinced me to give them 5 minutes. After that they all had enough. Wall Street Journal are the latest to want an interview. Bizarre. Nae doing any more. Still waiting to find out who made it out. Hellish not knowing. Mental. Take it your work won't be chuffed at you speaking to them? Aye thats shite. Hope you pals are all right min. On a lighter note, when will you be doing the half time draw at Pittodrie? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Mental. Take it your work won't be chuffed at you speaking to them? Opposite actually. Will send you PM. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Since yer fielding questions can ye tell those of us wishing to be more like you if there is any particular kind of bowl that the barber puts on yer heid, or will any do? Thanks in advance,ByenPresident of the Boofon fan club (Norway) 3 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Since yer fielding questions can ye tell those of us wishing to be more like you if there is any particular kind of bowl that the barber puts on yer heid, or will any do? Thanks in advance,ByenPresident of the Boofon fan club (Norway) Few Norwegians affected by this as well Brian. What's the Noggie press saying to it all? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Few Norwegians affected by this as well Brian. What's the Noggie press saying to it all? Plenty as you would imagine, given Statoil is based in Bergen. Lot of rumours that it isn't over yet, and the one about the white boy terrorist. Link to comment
jassb Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Oops, that -1 on post 343 was me. Was laughing at "the hat will take care of you" line at the end so went to do a +1 but I'm on an iPad and the buttons are too small for my fat fingers. Sorry, wasn't meant. Cracking interview. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Plenty as you would imagine, given Statoil is based in Bergen. Lot of rumours that it isn't over yet, and the one about the white boy terrorist. Yeah I knew about that one. Not heard it from anyone there yet though. One Noggie has an escape story that's quite frankly astonishing. Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Yeah I knew about that one. Not heard it from anyone there yet though. One Noggie has an escape story that's quite frankly astonishing.beans. spill them. Thanks. Link to comment
tainboy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 No. The Sky interview worked well. Also gave an interview to a freelance guy from Inverness who has passed it to the papers. Wasn't going to do the STV one but they convinced me to give them 5 minutes. After that they all had enough. Wall Street Journal are the latest to want an interview. Bizarre. Nae doing any more. Still waiting to find out who made it out. Hellish not knowing. Give the journos interviews in return for info. Hold them to fucking ransom. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Will you be Guest of Honour at this year's boat festival? You could be MC at the Foggie Flooir Show. This could be a nice wee earner for you. A new career path. Mr Banffshire 2013. Link to comment
minijc Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 I bet Eion Jess is sat at home watching sky news saying "Oh fuck I told that guy a rumour once" 1 1 Link to comment
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