Becoming A Dad

[ericblack4boss]

well done Roberto didn't know you had it in you, or here it would appear! seriously if you are looking for a a way to may a 4 year old and up , behave just use what I use , the threat to phone Archie Knox, never fucking fails!

[360]

Congratulations, Roberto.

 

Following other poster's I'll tell you how many I have and what to expect.

 

Zero.

 

I don't know.

[caledonia]

If its a boy, the names Derek.

And if its a girl call it cow

[daytripping]

My daughter is 14, now THAT is fucking tiring, cross between a rabid dog and a volcano, the first few years are easy.

 

Never knew so many swear words existed, and I'm them all apparently.

[daytripping]

I've already liked his facebook post, any more congrats would be sad.

 

Fingers crossed it's nae a mongel.

[caledonia]

My daughter is 14, now THAT is fucking tiring, cross between a rabid dog and a volcano, the first few years are easy.

 

Never knew so many swear words existed, and I'm them all apparently.

not sure about girls but i have two teens and one under 10 all boys and it does not get better as they get older (swearing/fighting and everything else that teens do)

[caledonia]

forgot the congrats

[ChutneyLove]

Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in.

 

My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is.

[Sonoftherock]

Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in.

 

My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is.

 

Congrats to you too Chutney!

[The Boofon]

Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in.

 

My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is.

Nice one. Buy him a decent putter as well.

[BrianFaePerth]

Congrats to all concerned.

 

Think my take on these things is like most, enjoy the early days, they're easy. When they start talking back to you and have their own (incorrect) opinions, then it's a lot more work.

[Huntlysheep]

And if its a girl call it cow

[Huntlysheep]

Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in.

 

My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is.

Congratulations Chutney.

[Karl Fletcher]

Congrats Chutney!

 

My wee girl has her first day at Nursery today

[BrianFaePerth]

Congrats Chutney!

 

My wee girl has her first day at Nursery today

 

Greeting at the nursery is for the mother FFS

[Dom Sullivan]

 

Greeting at the nursery is for the mother FFS

He's probably thinking of the cost

[BrianFaePerth]

He's probably thinking of the cost

 

A lot of beer money.

[Karl Fletcher]

Ken min.

 

£136 a week adds up over the course of the year.

[Bluto10]

Ken min.

 

£136 a week adds up over the course of the year.

 

you should see the privce of childcare in netherlands then karl min.

 

youve got it lucky.

[BrianFaePerth]

Ken min.

 

£136 a week adds up over the course of the year.

 

Oor littlest is still in nursery and it costs us the equivalent of £45-50 a week. All tax-deductible.

 

[Henry]

Well played matey.

 

Keep it simple and let the nipper just support one team eh

 

Aye, keep the documentaries to a minimum in the first five years.

 

All the best.

[Sheep#1]

Congrats lads

 

Reading the stories on this thread puts me off having kids, ever though.

[Bluto10]

Reading the stories on this thread puts me off having kids, ever though.

 

its not the stories thatll stop you havin kids, its your face.

[Stoney]

Congrats lads

 

Reading the stories on this thread puts me off having kids, ever though.

 

Aye, im shitting myself noo

[boboisared]

Congratulations Roberto and Chutney.

 

F.A.O Roberto - It's nae that tiring. Keep a football sock full of oranges at your side and you'll have nae problems.

[Sheep#1]

its not the stories thatll stop you havin kids, its your face.

Do you have bairns? How do they feel about having a borderline alcoholic, absentee father?

 

(Suppose same question could be directed to Karl)

[DD1903]

Congrats to all!

[Karl Fletcher]

I'm not an absentee Dad though.

[Sheep#1]

I'm not an absentee Dad though.

Just an alkie?

 

Only kidding min, not even sure where this slagging you get came from.

[Karl Fletcher]

Neither am I