Becoming A Dad

[Tommy]

If you gave me a list of 100 people to organise a wedding on a dons saturday he'd be the last person on my list..........

 

We ken fa wears the troosers in his hoose

Mine was on a monday, went away for a few days and back for Scottish cup game v the tims on the saturday.

[Stoney]

[daytripping]

My sister got married on the same day we were playing at Ibrox, it was a fucking tough decision which one I went too, I went to the wedding as I thought it was a one off, she's now divorced!

[Stoney]

Mate i'd have missed my own wedding had we been playing at ibrox

[daytripping]

It was in the days when we were good as well!

 

I still crammed in an all night rave the night before, looked like fucking death at the wedding.

[weemackie]

Became a Dad on the 22nd of November. Got a little girl, she is a wee cracker.

 

For such a small thing she can do some pretty massive farts.

 

Apart from that, she doesn't do much else

 

Fuck knows how women can go through child birth though, It's mintal

[Tommy]

Congratulations and best wishes to you all.

 

Now how about some decent tips :-)

[fatjim]

Fuck knows how women can go through child birth though, It's mintal

 

I always mention to women that kidney stones are comparable with child birth and they dispute it.

I wouldn't want another kidney stone but my wife was desperate for another child.

Can't be that mental if they want more.

No 2 due late July.

[Stoney]

Congrats min.

[Ke1t]

 

I always mention to women that kidney stones are comparable with child birth and they dispute it.

I wouldn't want another kidney stone but my wife was desperate for another child.

Can't be that mental if they want more.

No 2 due late July.

 

Congratulations, min.

 

[Huntlysheep]

Congratulations fatjim.

[caledonia]

 

I always mention to women that kidney stones are comparable with child birth and they dispute it.

I wouldn't want another kidney stone but my wife was desperate for another child.

Can't be that mental if they want more.

No 2 due late July.

 

just tell her all she has to do is lie there and open her legs

we on the other hand have all the stress of trying to sleep on a chair at the side of the bed and organise nights out etc

Congratulations are still on order though

[Monkey]

Congratulations to both weemackie and FJ.

[ChutneyLove]

Congratulations weemackie and fattyboomboomjim.

 

Don't worry, they soon start sleeping properly. My 3-month-old is sleeping through. We have definitely stopped at two though! Can't understand those types that have heaps of kids. Bloke at my work's wife just dropped their fifth - and they are going again!

[fatjim]

Thanks dudes.

 

Doubt I will be performing any shows at the fringe in 2014 with a new baby though.

 

Fucking selfish bitch ruining my comedy career with children.

[dave_min]

Congratulations dave_min

[boboisared]

Congratulations lads.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Congratulations to all recent new fathers!

[Jocky Balboa]

Just 3wks to go for us... I've still to get the AFC baby strip for our wee boy, but at least I have the wife-to-be's blessing on that. Nothing worse than a bint that hates fitba. LOL.

[Stoney]

afc stuff for babies is over priced pish, so dissapointed in it.

 

 

8 weeks old for me now, its been interesting to say the least.

[Jocky Balboa]

My first little one has made it into the world, after she went into labour at New Year and gave birth soon after, with me present for the whole unbelievable experience. A gorgeous, healthy baby boy... weighing in at a massive 10lb 40z (?!?!). Proud daddy is overwhelmed with love for his little one.

[Guest]

Phenomenal min. Good words. Love is instinctive for healthy humans.

[StevieT1986]

My mrs is due on the 17th of june. Proper excited

[Guest]

I got a present for you JB. I just paused this on BBC4 OGWT and dragged a daughter out of bed to see it.

 

 

This is very special. Real soul. Real love. Utter genius. Good luck to your family.

[ollie1903]

My first little one has made it into the world, after she went into labour at New Year and gave birth soon after, with me present for the whole unbelievable experience. A gorgeous, healthy baby boy... weighing in at a massive 10lb 40z (?!?!). Proud daddy is overwhelmed with love for his little one.

Congratulations min, best of luck to you all.

 

 

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[boboisared]

Congratulations Jocky.

[DD1903]

Congratulations!

[dervish]

Congrats Stoney and JB!

[Foster14]

I wish all children to people on here (and to anyone) the best of health, but seriously, who cares?

 

Surely you've got enough people to entertain with the idea of having children, without sharing it with a heap of cunts where the only common denominator (excluding TWL) is a love for Aberdeen.

[Robbie Winters]

I wish all children to people on here (and to anyone) the best of health, but seriously, who cares?

 

Surely you've got enough people to entertain with the idea of having children, without sharing it with a heap of cunts where the only common denominator (excluding TWL) is a love for Aberdeen.

Aye but Foster I think you are missing the point as with each new arrival there is one more Dandy in the world, surely worth a toast

 

My 4 year old has just managed to differentiate when The Dons are on tv and not some other team in red let alone fitba, pwood pwood moment

 

 

Oh and aye, congratulations to all the recent arrivals