ericblack4boss Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 well done Roberto didn't know you had it in you, or here it would appear! seriously if you are looking for a a way to may a 4 year old and up , behave just use what I use , the threat to phone Archie Knox, never fucking fails! Link to comment
360 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 Congratulations, Roberto. Following other poster's I'll tell you how many I have and what to expect. Zero. I don't know. Link to comment
caledonia Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 If its a boy, the names Derek.And if its a girl call it cow 2 Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 My daughter is 14, now THAT is fucking tiring, cross between a rabid dog and a volcano, the first few years are easy. Never knew so many swear words existed, and I'm them all apparently. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I've already liked his facebook post, any more congrats would be sad. Fingers crossed it's nae a mongel. Link to comment
caledonia Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 My daughter is 14, now THAT is fucking tiring, cross between a rabid dog and a volcano, the first few years are easy. Never knew so many swear words existed, and I'm them all apparently.not sure about girls but i have two teens and one under 10 all boys and it does not get better as they get older (swearing/fighting and everything else that teens do) Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in. My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is. 1 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in. My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is. Congrats to you too Chutney! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in. My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is.Nice one. Buy him a decent putter as well. 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congrats to all concerned. Think my take on these things is like most, enjoy the early days, they're easy. When they start talking back to you and have their own (incorrect) opinions, then it's a lot more work. Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 And if its a girl call it cow Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congratulations Roberto, good times ahead. As someone said the time will fly in. My second child was born a couple of hours before kick-off against Alloa. A wee boy this time. I was dreading The Dons getting knocked oot and having to tell him for years to come that as soon as he was born his team were pumped in a cup. He will be getting decked out in every Dons babywear available from the club shop and red bubble. The poor wee fella doesn't understand yet what his Dandy birthright is.Congratulations Chutney. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congrats Chutney! My wee girl has her first day at Nursery today Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congrats Chutney! My wee girl has her first day at Nursery today Greeting at the nursery is for the mother FFS Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted August 29, 2013 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 29, 2013 Greeting at the nursery is for the mother FFS He's probably thinking of the cost Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 He's probably thinking of the cost A lot of beer money. Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Ken min. £136 a week adds up over the course of the year. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Ken min. £136 a week adds up over the course of the year. you should see the privce of childcare in netherlands then karl min. youve got it lucky. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Ken min. £136 a week adds up over the course of the year. Oor littlest is still in nursery and it costs us the equivalent of £45-50 a week. All tax-deductible. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Well played matey. Keep it simple and let the nipper just support one team eh Aye, keep the documentaries to a minimum in the first five years. All the best. 1 Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congrats lads Reading the stories on this thread puts me off having kids, ever though. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Reading the stories on this thread puts me off having kids, ever though. its not the stories thatll stop you havin kids, its your face. 1 Link to comment
Stoney Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congrats lads Reading the stories on this thread puts me off having kids, ever though. Aye, im shitting myself noo Link to comment
boboisared Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 Congratulations Roberto and Chutney. F.A.O Roberto - It's nae that tiring. Keep a football sock full of oranges at your side and you'll have nae problems. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 its not the stories thatll stop you havin kids, its your face.Do you have bairns? How do they feel about having a borderline alcoholic, absentee father? (Suppose same question could be directed to Karl) Link to comment
Karl Fletcher Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I'm not an absentee Dad though. Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I'm not an absentee Dad though.Just an alkie? Only kidding min, not even sure where this slagging you get came from. Link to comment
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