redmadkebab Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Been a member a while but nae really posted much. Seems to be a lot of pavement dancing between Bloots and Tup. What's the deal? Link to comment
Sheep#1 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Been a member a while but nae really posted much. Seems to be a lot of pavement dancing between Bloots and Tup. What's the deal?Flirting. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 I attended a similar wedding where the groom's side were from Pollok. Similar results. The best man's speech resulted in "the bouncy" starting at the back of the hall. A grown man actually had chicken nuggets for dinner. Jesus wept.A pollok wedding?! Oopht. That would have been a classy, eye opening, affair. Link to comment
Huntlysheep Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 I will be worse for wear on Sunday, first proper night out in ages on Saturday, hopefully a Dons win to mak it a great night. Link to comment
dervish Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Been a member a while but nae really posted much. Seems to be a lot of pavement dancing between Bloots and Tup. What's the deal? Since Tup said he wasn't sure how he felt about him it has totes been drama. I've been a polak wedding. There was orange juice, coke and vodka on the table... all the vodka was just mixers. Ran from 3pm to 8am hourly toasts and I had to get up for my magic unicorn flight home at 8am... Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 As for the previous poster trying to distinguish between the weege and Ayrshire. No point. Same breed. Link to comment
tup Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 The deal is that bluto is the only person on here I dinna like redmadkebab. I think he should be banned as he is an annoying twat who supports Man U. Link to comment
tup Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Basically if AFC Chat was Grange Hill, he would be Roland. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Who would be Zammo, you or dayts? Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Tup would definitely be Tucker aka Mark Fowler. Rebel at heart Then in his adult days, become gay, and die of AIDS. Link to comment
tup Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Whoever was top dog that's me. Link to comment
tup Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Chutney has pretty much nailed it with those pictures. Me - happy Bluto - sad, fat loser. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 if afc chat was brook side me - barry grant tup - sinbad. or mrs jordache. Link to comment
tup Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Get your own joke instead of copying mine. Having said that, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I've never seen Brookside, but I'll do the honours with a Google ..... Bloots .... tup ...... Nothing coming up for Mrs Jordache. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 its nae your joke sinbad. Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'm not sure why anyone would want to be Zammo - he looks like an ill 34 year old guy who's still at school. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 thats nae barry grant chutters min. and geta full length body profile for sinbad, will you. Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 A pollok wedding?! Oopht. That would have been a classy, eye opening, affair. The wedding itself was good enough - nice setting. The bride is in my extended family. The cuntbags from the groom's side (groom himself is alright) lowered the tone. The ceremony was outside and one of them lit up a fag when the book was getting signed. Incredible. Link to comment
ChutneyLove Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 The wedding itself was good enough - nice setting. The bride is in my extended family. The cuntbags from the groom's side (groom himself is alright) lowered the tone. The ceremony was outside and one of them lit up a fag when the book was getting signed. Incredible.Was probably a number. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Europeans are a bunch of weird cunts. Spanish are greasey weirdos, Italians and French are a bunch of poofs. German/Belgians/Austrians/Swiss donthave any fun, Eastern Europeans are all theiving gypos. The Dutch dress funny and Scandinavians are all boring.Therefore, my conclusion is that drinking as much as we do is good for you. Who gives a fuck if people die at 60 or 95? Every year in between is worse than the last. I like Northern Europeans.. The Dutch, Germans, Scandinavians... Eastern Europeans all seem to be psychotic, ex-army, steroid-addicted, drug-dealing, gun-toting psychopaths... in poorly made 70s tracksuits. Not that I'm trying to stereotype. I wouldn't dream of it. The deal is that bluto is the only person on here I dinna like redmadkebab. I think he should be banned as he is an annoying twat who supports Man U. Cheers tup. I like you too. If you were as sound as Roberto, I'd like you even more. Link to comment
tup Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'm probably sounder than Roberto. Boofon would be the man to ask. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'm probably sounder than Roberto. Boofon would be the man to ask. roberto, even with that hideous wax jacket and soccer mentalist acquascutuim scarf is plainly lightyears ahead of you in the style and soundness stakes.wacky tshirt and baseball cap. ffs fat dumpy yank. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 I'm probably sounder than Roberto. Boofon would be the man to ask. If you were sounder it would be in your singature. Link to comment
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