Do You Like Drinking?

[Henry]

I'll bet the Coldstream lads left with fuck all from Wick when they were up a couple of years ago, tight hoors the Wickers.

[tup]

They were the worst team I've ever seen at the Harmsworth.

 

One or two of them were stinking of drink before the game.

 

Wick folk are not tight, Pickles gets his travel sponsored.

[dervish]

I'll bet the Coldstream lads left with fuck all from Wick when they were up a couple of years ago, tight hoors the Wickers.

 

I can assure you none of our hoors are tight.

[tup]

Um Bongo is sourced from the Congo, where it flows naturally down the mountains into huge reservoirs.

[BrianFaePerth]

Some little brown scamp wouldn't take no for an answer to shine my shoes in Point Noire last month. He then asked for 20 euros. I gave him the upper class shoo away wave normally used by Range Rover drivers to shoo away poor people from their prize automobile.

 

Eh ken a few things about sex, but have no idea what this is a euphemism for.

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Some of the dark princesses are worth the cheeky HIV adventure just to feel their velvet flaps softly nuzzle your ivory toodle.

 

The thrill of sexual intercourse combined with Russian Roulette. It's the gentleman's choice.

[ChutneyLove]

The thrill of sexual intercourse combined with Russian Roulette. It's the gentleman's choice.

Completing a rough fisting, ensuring an open wound develops prior to intercourse heightens the excitement levels.

[CrazyBullSheep]

So many venereal diseases to gamble with it is indeed like someone is holding a gun to your balls.

 

Nose deep in their arse hole while lapping at their pink parts is also a sure fire way to get "Joker Smile" be careful down there people. I've seen it happen

 

Yes I like drinking

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Completing a rough fisting, ensuring an open wound develops prior to intercourse heightens the excitement levels.

 

Throw in injecting heroin at the point of climax with a discarded needle you found in the gutter. Then you're really talking!

[terenceandphilip]

this is getting ridiculous. It's "do you like drinking" for goodness sake, not "do you like bare-backing buxom african wimmen"

 

 

 

nb drinking to 'the point' on sundays is an art form.

[The Boofon]

this is getting ridiculous. It's "do you like drinking" for goodness sake, not "do you like bare-backing buxom african wimmen"

 

 

Yes to both just in case it goes back off topic again.

 

They don't have to be buxom.

[terenceandphilip]

black women rock

[Sheep#1]

She's hungover as fuck and fast asleep, acceptable to crack open a sanny M?

[daytripping]

Rumpus,

 

Never noticed before my good man but is your avatar a picture of a squashed man under a heavy shipping container?

[The Boofon]

Rumpus,

 

Never noticed before my good man but is your avatar a picture of a squashed man under a heavy shipping container?

 

 

 

It is.

[daytripping]

Pretty sick, and it slipped right under the radar.

 

Great stuff.

[tup]

I think all this chat about imperialists riding black prostitutes is sick in the extreme.

 

Totally disrespectful IMO.

[dervish]

Quite funny at my work every so often they show (without warning folk) the vid of an indian zapping himself on top of a train. Then da-da think safety. Should see the state of some of the lassies after watching a person die when they weren't expecting it. I think the safety people think it's fine either because he wasn't on our headcount or more likely because he wasn't white watching him instantly being zapped, turn into a ball of flames then fall into a smoldering heap shouldn't matter.

 

[NSFW, unless at mine]

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v57KAkBoQY

 

 

[The Boofon]

Quite funny at my work every so often they show (without warning folk) the vid of an indian zapping himself on top of a train. Then da-da think safety. Should see the state of some of the lassies after watching a person die when they weren't expecting it. I think the safety people think it's fine either because he wasn't on our headcount or more likely because he wasn't white watching him instantly being zapped, turn into a ball of flames then fall into a smoldering heap shouldn't matter. [NSFW, unless at mine]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v57KAkBoQY[/media]

I love that video.

 

I think it's two things. One that you know he's going to do it and two he disna half go up in smoke.

[cow]

Absolutely loved the day out myself Derek and Rumpus had up in Aberdeen. The craic was like a perfectly formed triangle of good chat, a chat triangle.

 

I makes me appreciate the value of choosing your friends and not excepting unionists, huns or repeat rapists.

 

Trust me I will never be able to listen to Aswad ever again after Derek and Rumpus killed it.

 

Love u bros. #unityforthegoodguys. #datysGTF #RIPfatshaft.

[tup]

You two just made that pish up.

[ChutneyLove]

I'm tup's cyber-pal.

[tup]

Yep, everyone likes me.

[BrianFaePerth]

Yer baith pricks

[ChutneyLove]

I think he was referring to you rumpus. Can't be talking about me, I'm a smashing bloke.

[The Boofon]

this is getting ridiculous. It's "do you like drinking" for goodness sake, not "do you like bare-backing buxom african wimmen"

 

 

 

nb drinking to 'the point' on sundays is an art form.

 

 

It would appear the two subjects are more related than we thought although I'd prefer it if Roger Daltrey and the rest of the gang concentrated on Pinball Wizards rather than Africans out on the piss.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24083170

 

"Africa has a drinking problem," declared a recent article in Time Magazine. But is the evidence there to support such a sweeping statement?

Kate Wilkinson, a researcher at the Africa Check website, is in a good position to know, and she stresses that drinking habits in the continent's 55 countries vary.

"There are different attitudes towards alcohol. Different religious beliefs about consuming alcohol. And to simply make this broad generalisation about the continent doesn't give us much insight," she says.

Reliable statistics on global alcohol consumption are hard to come by, and the numbers that we do have are quite old. Much of the World Health Organization's 2011 Global Status Report on Alcohol and Health relies on data from the period 2003-2005.

But to the extent that they can be relied on, the WHO numbers don't appear to support the claim made in the Time article, headlined Africa's Drinking Problem: Alcoholism on the Rise as Beverage Multinationals Circle.

The WHO report suggests that more than two-thirds (70.8%) of Africans have not touched a drop of alcohol for a year.

"That's largely because many African countries have large Muslim populations," explains Kate Wilkinson.

"If you look at how many people are lifetime abstainers - they don't drink alcohol at all and never have - that's 57.3%."

That hardly paints a picture of an entire continent struggling with alcohol.

There are, of course, some alcoholics in Africa.

Boniface Ndirangu, who runs two rehabilitation centres in Kenya, has many stories to tell about alcohol abuse. He is a reformed alcoholic himself.

"Alcohol has become probably the only source of relief for those out of work, the only source of relief from extreme poverty or joblessness," he says.

He blames new ranges of alcoholic drinks, which are very strong, very cheap, and, in his view, "very dangerous".

"With just £1 ($1.58) you can get yourself truly messed up, plus two or three other people too," he says.

But, stories like this do not mean that Kenya, let alone the whole of Africa, has a problem with alcohol.

 

 

Let's take a closer look at the data from the World Health Organization.

The average global alcohol consumption is 6.13 litres of pure alcohol per person over the age of 15, per year. In Africa the average is 6.15 litres, just 20 millilitres higher. That's the equivalent to drinking one double measure (50ml) of whisky more each year.

Furthermore, the WHO excludes seven African countries from the calculation altogether. Crucially, these are countries with large Muslim populations where alcohol is either restricted or banned. If these were included, Africa's average consumption would be lower.

Europe, by contrast consumes 12.18 litres per year - almost double the African figure. So why is it Africa that allegedly has a drink problem?

Perhaps Kenya, the main focus of the Time Magazine article is an outlier?

It does not appear to be so. According to the WHO, Kenya's alcohol consumption per capita is 4.14 litres, putting it 118th out of a list of 189 countries. Moldova tops the table with a per capita consumption of 18.22 litres of pure alcohol. The UK is ranked 17th.

But there is a third way to look at the data - and that is to look at the numbers on binge drinking, or "heavy episodic drinking" to use the formal term. This is important because it is the most harmful way of drinking to the individual concerned.

According to the World Health Organization, a binge drinker is someone who consumes 60g (60ml) or more of pure alcohol on at least one occasion in any week.

That's 7.5 units in UK terms, or about three pints of strong beer.

When the WHO looked at heavy episodic drinking among those who do drink - and remember that drinkers are the minority in Africa - it found Africa had the highest proportion in the world.

In Kenya, while it is the case that 85% of the population had not had a drink in the past year (when the WHO data was gathered) - compared with just 14% in the UK - the people who had drunk alcohol, had consumed a lot. Almost twice as much per person as in the UK.

Where does this leave us?

Simply looking at average alcohol consumption statistics in Africa would certainly cast doubt on the idea that "Africa is drunk".

But taking a second look reveals those binge drinkers.

While averages are useful, they are not the only statistical fact worth considering.

[BrianFaePerth]

So all these African queens are sober when Cheesepipes and Rumpus come-a-calling?

[alscotoz]

Yes

[ChutneyLove]

Synthetic hair and coarse pubes all the way. Yee-ha!

 

Edit to say I think hexagon heids are cool as fuck.

 

2nd edit - nice projector.

 

3rd edit - Sara's a bit of a munter.

[The Boofon]

You've got large hands Rumpus.

 

I prefer the lady on the right.