fine-n-dandy Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Some fucker just farted through my letter box, rang my doorbell & ran away. Which one of you cunts was it? Link to comment
fifered Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Tell you what. Just you post it all up on here & say I pm'd it to you. I'm cool with that.Haha. The poor lad, I'm sure it'll all blow over. Link to comment
The Oxford Don Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 http://www.gassyerotica.net/fartforum/showthread.php?24312-Who-here-was-farted-on-by-there-momWhat the fuck.I'm now mildly aroused. Only mildly, mind. I'm more into hardcore coprophilia. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 These fuds actually pay for video clips of birds farting. I'm gonna have a word with the other half tomorrow. Link to comment
ebbe Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Just read this........ahahahahahahaha. Poor gadgie. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Mate, if you're going to sign up to a rivals forum to slate them, at least do so using an email address which you didn't also use on a Fart fetish site called "Gassy Erotica" Haha! I had a look at that site, there was a bit which said "which celebrities would you like to fart on you?". I had never really considered that before. Final list: - Victoria Justice- Emma Watson- Kendall Jenner- Derek McInnes Thought four was enough, any more would be creepy, right? Link to comment
dunc_afc Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Haha, unintentionally outed myself by monthehoops. Wonder how many of them had no idea his user name was a reference to Celtic. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 i cant take people i will never meet knowing about it, ally my friends and family? suicide seems an easier option than trying to deal with that. In someways, it should be a relief that your dirty secret is now out in the open. You can now start to deal with your problem with the help of your friends and family. ... like a watery fart, it's better out than in. Link to comment
fifered Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Haha! I had a look at that site, there was a bit which said "which celebrities would you like to fart on you?". I had never really considered that before. Final list: - Victoria Justice- Emma Watson- Kendall Jenner- Derek McInnes Thought four was enough, any more would be creepy, right?Deek only 4th, come on! Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 When they sent a letter home to their ST holders about him. I assumed it was just for BO. No idea it was this. Link to comment
straightouttaleaguecup Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 everyone of one of use on here has a kink I bet you! mines has been found out and you know what fuck it! its harmless and its not your most mainstream fetish, and btw why are folk wanting a look at the forum? be careful you might like it haha 4 Link to comment
straightouttaleaguecup Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 fair play bebo I had no idea you could trace an email so easily, ive caused the most traffic this forum has ever seen, least I can say ive made hundreds of people laugh out loud today. 2 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 everyone of one of use on here has a kink I bet you! mines has been found out and you know what fuck it! its harmless and its not your most mainstream fetish, and btw why are folk wanting a look at the forum? be careful you might like it haha That's the spirit. Just let it all out there. What's this pish everyone has a kink though? Have you ONLY got one? How fkn boring is that ffs. You MUST have some more. Come on let us know. I revealed my Horsey one. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Will you be our mascot at our next home game? Link to comment
straightouttaleaguecup Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 for that celebrity one i went with rihanna, just saying like. 4 Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted September 25, 2015 Admin Share Posted September 25, 2015 fair play bebo I had no idea you could trace an email so easily, ive caused the most traffic this forum has ever seen, least I can say ive made hundreds of people laugh out loud today. Ricky Foster to the huns on loan was the biggest traffic to the site i believe. I think that probably got more laughs too. You've taken this like a champ though! [edit] Actually no! It was the day the deid huns filed for Administration! 1,373 onliine at once. Definitely more laughs than this thread! 1 Link to comment
straightouttaleaguecup Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 i genuinely canny belive what has happened today its all over twitter, went into shock for a couple of hours not giving a fuck now. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 This thread needs a bit of Cheesepipes input. I mean, if we'really discussing perverse sexual practices there's really only one man for the job. 2 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 We have helped this guy start his life for real now. He will be a new man now (no need to thank us) walking with a massive spring in his step.Thought this was going to take the wind from his hails but fair play to him, he's gotten through it & will now expel the biggest sigh of fart relief he ever has in his life. My thoughts however are with his family. (vicks vaporub for the top lip will be getting added to the shoplifting lists as we speak) Link to comment
straightouttaleaguecup Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 right I'm away, left some mark on this site though Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 This thread needs a bit of Cheesepipes input. I mean, if we'really discussing perverse sexual practices there's really only one man for the job.Think he only made it in a couple of posts & got distracted tbf Link to comment
Singapore Steve Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 What a great read to start my day at work. Lesson learned i guess. Dont know you Bebo but holly shit that was awesome.. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Great thread but leave the guy alone off here, a laughs a laugh, bit hunnish going on his fb. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Great thread but leave the guy alone off here, a laughs a laugh, bit hunnish going on his fb. You saying some folks are going fart o far? Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 It's a weird fetish alright but harmless enough, if folk want to discuss how their mums farts smelled then all power to them. Any time my bird farts I usually say fuck off, you could have held that in, I'll maybe try have a deep inhale next time and see if the old pecker springs to life, you just never know. I note this has hit Rangers Media, tomorrow could bring even more traffic, get adverts Bebo, make some cash off our popularity. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 @@reekie_dock , have you been getting PM'S off the guy?? Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 It's a weird fetish alright but harmless enough, if folk want to discuss how their mums farts smelled then all power to them. Any time my bird farts I usually say fuck off, you could have held that in, I'll maybe try have a deep inhale next time and see if the old pecker springs to life, you just never know. I note this has hit Rangers Media, tomorrow could bring even more traffic, get adverts Bebo, make some cash off our popularity. I noticed it had hit FollowFollow.com... they were going mad about the Fyfe and Moir ad! 1 Link to comment
Quagmire Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Fine-n-Dandy's absolutely brutal attempts at humour aside, amazing thread! 5 Link to comment
williemillersmoustache Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 right I'm away, left some mark on this site thoughYup you really followed through, kudos. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Holy fuck quality Banter, serves the serpent right. He needs to slip into Deviants Corner pull up a chair and tell us all about it. We do not judge, I myself like smelly women's skunts. We all have our vices, mines punts yours is your mams Guffer in your face.... Id ask how tidy is your mam but as your a Tim we all know she's straightoutaJK prob a Guffer like a yawning hippo. Link to comment
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