Match Thread Hearts V Aberdeen

[Parklife]

^^

That's WITH an edit? Jesus...

 

Anyway - Specs: ❌

[ebbe]

^^

That's WITH an edit? Jesus...

Anyway - Specs: ❌

Thought I’d leave you something to hit back with spoogles.

[Parklife]

Another indictment of your sadness is thinking you have to "make" friends

 

As in you need to go out of your way to make people like you

 

That's not how it works for me

Haha. You constantly tell lies on the internet to try and make yourself look good and impress folk you don't know.

 

So obviously that is very much how it works for you, MT.

[shut up meg]

Haha. You constantly tell lies on the internet to try and make yourself look good and impress folk you don't know.

 

So obviously that is very much how it works for you, MT.

 

 

[Pubes Macdonald]

I imagine Cheesepipes wears Davidoff Cool Water to impress women.

[Clockweights]

I imagine Cheesepipes wears Davidoff Cool Water to impress women.

10bish from B&M for 50ml.

 

Can't complain with that

[Old manny]

Its a classic.

A bit like yersel Cheesy.

[Old manny]

Thanks Old Manny.

 

You're a swell guy.

I know.

[Dal Riata Don]

To bring things full circle; Davidoff Magnum were some of the best fags I ever had.

[Old manny]

To bring things full circle; Davidoff Magnum were some of the best fags I ever had.

Back on the topic of fags again.......

[manboobs109]

Fuckin hell I missed all this. I really should look at the gaylord forum more often.

[manboobs109]

Choose your side.

 

Old School Romantics captained by me or the Modern day flounces. Captained by Parklife. With vice captain Consie tickling his balls and tongue punching his fartbox.

 

I don't think Parky would let me on his team. I'm a 'hate filled bigot' as well apparently. I'm an enthusiastic supporter of lesbianism though.

[Guest the shepherd]

Jim Leighton I had the respect for. He'd dive and roll about in the mud like an epileptic just to keep the ball out the net.

Macleish. Would break his nose countless times to clear the ball even if it meant crashing his face off a forward's head.

Peter Weir. The skill of a mofo

 

 

Yeah!

Are you a Neurologist? If you are you're really unprofessional and should be sacked, and if not don't speak about something you know fuck all about or use it for a comparison for a very cheap laugh.

Eejit.

[manboobs109]

Aftershave is the height of benderness. Quick blast of Lynx Africa is all a man needs.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Moobs getting ready for a night on the town

 

 

Sorry but surely that allows team traditionalist a window to post their own vid of typical night-out preparedness albeit from the other side. Now where's my video of Susanna Hoffs gone...

 

Oooft

 

In my dreams? Too fucking true! (apols if LGIR is looking in, in which case I'm sure she's a lovely girl whom it was patently wrong to exploit in this manner (Susanna, not LGIR))

[Poodler]

Are you a Neurologist? If you are you're really unprofessional and should be sacked, and if not don't speak about something you know fuck all about or use it for a comparison for a very cheap laugh.

Eejit.

Who ran the roid club again?

[Guest milne_afc]

Sooper-hanz a neurologist lol

[Parklife]

 

I don't think Parky would let me on his team. I'm a 'hate filled bigot' as well apparently. I'm an enthusiastic supporter of lesbianism though.

No "teams" here. Just one big team, as far as I'm concerned.

[dave_min]

I take it we played shite on Sunday?

[muttonhumper]

Choose your side.

 

Old School Romantics captained by me or the Modern day flounces. Captained by Parklife. With vice captain Consie tickling his balls and tongue punching his fartbox.

 

 

Oh mi heed.

 

These last few pages.

 

[Pubes Macdonald]

Fahrenheit.... What a beautiful fruity smell. A personal favourite of mine. The rohyponol of the fragrance world.

Cant go wrong with Kouros

[Poodler]

Only thing worse than poofters is grasses.

 

Who grassed on Tup?

[Guest]

Its a dying art.

 

To impress a lady.

 

60% of ladies take offence.

 

43% of men want to bugger other men.

 

16% don't associate themselves as a man or a lady

 

And 27% are in the process of swapping cocks for fuds n vice versa.

 

 

What ever happened to a splash of the good stuff, 20 pints of lager, a punch up and then bagging a dirty tramp with a spot of moonwalking across the dancefloor.

Or you're 100% fuck ugly.

[elephantstone78]

Cant go wrong with Kouros

Ck1. 90s classic

Jill sander for the lady.

Tongue piercings becoming popular along with the trimmed bush. And oasis.

Halcyon days.

[The Boofon]

The sexual pervert replying just reeks of typical Dons fan.

 

No wonder the match day experience is so wank.

He looks familiar.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Only thing worse than poofters is grasses.

 

Who grassed on Tup?

So you want someone to grass on the grass.

[RAZOR]

He looks familiar.

Exactly what I was thinking

[Old manny]

Exactly what I was thinking

It's Tweet Twat fae Torry.

[Parklife]

Logan's been shite ever since he started riding that Sam lassie. Get her to fuck.

[Foster14]

Logan's been shite ever since he started riding that Sam lassie. Get her to fuck.

 

In the last week I've seen you refer to Logan's other half and McInnes' son by name.

 

Why do you know these things?