Match Thread Hearts V Aberdeen

[Guest milne_afc]

Mclean. Never won a fight in his life.

[Pubes Macdonald]

 

hands down where? the front of your panties?

you are a skidmark on a roadside cafe toilet.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

An atrocious result. No positives, 100% shite. How they can serve that up, after such a fine display at motherwell, I don't know.

 

Arseholes.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Only way we'll be getting a new manager is if McInnes himself decides he's moving on. I don't think WBA will offer him the post there so I think he'll still be here next season unless someone else comes in which might happen if he finishes second and wins the SC (I seriously doubt either will happen to be honest). Milne will never sack him and to be honest he doesn't deserve the sack despite a frustrating season where we have been powder puff in one too many games now.

 

Like Hearts we will have a big turnover of players this summer. McInnes needs to get it right this summer i.e. no more Tansey like signings. And sign a couple of proper full backs especially a LB. He will need to replace McLean as well and that won't be easy. Hopefully McKenna and Devlin can forge a good CB pairing next season. I think next season will be McKenna's last with us he'll be sold on next summer in my opinion.

 

Let's hope your team takes points off Hibs and Sevco after the split.

Home or away H1b5 won't be taking 3 points off us. Natural order being restored.

[G31DON]

Home or away H1b5 won't be taking 3 points off us. Natural order being restored.

 

Are you not like 50+ or something?

[Poodler]

Last few pages have been funny

 

One of my best pals is gay. I'm sure I've mentioned this before.

 

He fucking hates poofters. The poofy eens, anyway

[Parklife]

consiboogie 'avin' a 'mare here.

Nope. He's made an absolute cunt of cheesepipes (although cheese mostly done it himself, with Consi pointing it out).

 

He's got Cheese damn right. You can picture him. An angry, Middle-aged man who's full of hate. Full of hate and anger because everyone who's ever been close to him has realised he's a wanker and left him. He therefore blames everyone different from him for his problems.

[Poodler]

Nope. He's made an absolute cunt of cheesepipes (although cheese mostly done it himself, with Consi pointing it out).

 

He's got Cheese damn right. You can picture him. An angry, Middle-aged man who's full of hate. Full of hate and anger because everyone who's ever been close to him has realised he's a wanker and left him. He therefore blames everyone different from him for his problems.

Really could not be more wrong

 

He's not middle aged

[Parklife]

That's literally the opposite to how I picture him

 

Also, probably, the best poster on here!

He's a hate filled bigot.

[The Boofon]

Nope. He's made an absolute cunt of cheesepipes (although cheese mostly done it himself, with Consi pointing it out).

 

He's got Cheese damn right. You can picture him. An angry, Middle-aged man who's full of hate. Full of hate and anger because everyone who's ever been close to him has realised he's a wanker and left him. He therefore blames everyone different from him for his problems.

LOL

[Old manny]

I love heaps of shit.

 

Rock n roll, V Twin Motorbikes, strippers, booze, drugs, shooting animals.

 

Most of that is just everyday bloke stuff which we can all identify with, well perhaps not shooting animals, but your love for excrement puts you beyond the pale min and you always seem to bring it up when I am eating my oxtail soup. There should be a law against this type of thing. I have said it before and I will say it again, you sir are a poopophile. Gadz!

[The Boofon]

I love heaps of shit.

 

Rock n roll, V Twin Motorbikes, strippers, booze, drugs, shooting animals.

 

Yet you concentrate on my dislike for bent shots.

You are Davie Truscott and I claim my £10.

 

@@Poodler

[Misers Hill]

The poofy one

Right lets get this straight ignore the pun.the Portuguese or the Brazilian? Who banged a shemale,then denied all knowledge,when 9 inches was in his windpipe??? Keep it up boys...this is a fucking hoot!!!!great banter x

[Poodler]

You are Davie Truscott and I claim my £10.

 

@@Poodler

 

One of us, one of us, one of us

[Parklife]

If we're having a virtual guess who then I'd say Parklife is around 35 going on 55.

Married, him and wife have matching spectacles, matching water resistant jackets and wear Clark's shoes for comfort.

Most likely a clever man married to a clever lady, might even pump out a few ready for Uni "Where's Wally's" in a couple of years.

More couples dinner party than rampaging with the #lads.

 

Anyhoo, thanks for the concern I'm on my own......not yet anyway although my hall of shame over the years I've been close I must admit but be rest assured if it does happen I'll be upping sticks and scooting off to Thailand to bang little yellow fucking machines until I die of a heart attack.

Wrong on pretty much every comment.

 

I, however, am totally correct in calling you a hate filled bigot.

[Parklife]

Haha BOOM

Awww, that you trying to make pals? It might work better than the sad act PM route you went for with me.

[Poodler]

Parkser, if you're younger than 35 then I really despair

[Parklife]

Parkser, if you're younger than 35 then I really despair

What's there to dispair about? Calling out folk for being hate-filled wanks is nothing to dispair about, mon ami.

[Parklife]

Bigot is your favorite word.

Nah, it's onomatopoeia.

[ebbe]

If we're having a virtual guess who then I'd say Parklife is around 35 going on 55.

Married, him and wife have matching spectacles, matching water resistant jackets and wear Clark's shoes for comfort.

Most likely a clever man married to a clever lady, might even pump out a few ready for Uni "Where's Wally's" in a couple of years.

More couples dinner party than rampaging with the #lads.

Anyhoo, thanks for the concern I'm on my own......not yet anyway although my hall of shame over the years I've been close I must admit but be rest assured if it does happen I'll be upping sticks and scooting off to Thailand to bang little yellow fucking machines until I die of a heart attack

 

Hahahaha, marching spectacles is a fucking certainty.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

 

Are you not like 50+ or something?

I'm 46 this month. What u getting at?

[Parklife]

^^

That's WITH an edit? Jesus...

 

Anyway - Specs: ❌

[ebbe]

^^

That's WITH an edit? Jesus...

Anyway - Specs: ❌

Thought I’d leave you something to hit back with spoogles.

[Parklife]

Another indictment of your sadness is thinking you have to "make" friends

 

As in you need to go out of your way to make people like you

 

That's not how it works for me

Haha. You constantly tell lies on the internet to try and make yourself look good and impress folk you don't know.

 

So obviously that is very much how it works for you, MT.

[shut up meg]

Haha. You constantly tell lies on the internet to try and make yourself look good and impress folk you don't know.

 

So obviously that is very much how it works for you, MT.

 

 

[Pubes Macdonald]

I imagine Cheesepipes wears Davidoff Cool Water to impress women.

[Clockweights]

I imagine Cheesepipes wears Davidoff Cool Water to impress women.

10bish from B&M for 50ml.

 

Can't complain with that

[Old manny]

Its a classic.

A bit like yersel Cheesy.

[Old manny]

Thanks Old Manny.

 

You're a swell guy.

I know.

[Dal Riata Don]

To bring things full circle; Davidoff Magnum were some of the best fags I ever had.