Afc Chat Awards 2018

[The Boofon]

I know it’s the Sonos app. Was curious as to the device it’s installed on. Looking at getting a new phone away from Apple. That thing you’ve got worth. Look?

[The Boofon]

Worth a look?

[muttonhumper]

The awards are fucked but the thread can be saved...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[The Boofon]

They are ace son - if you're considering switching; go P20 Pro - another couple hundred, but its as good as it gets.

 

In fact - there was a mad sale on one of them recently somewhere...hold fire son; Ill turn the knob on the massive nerd control - track the cunt down

 

Here you go son - Amazon, so not hard to find at all haha

 

https://smile.amazon.co.uk/Huawei-P20-UK-SIM-Free-Smartphone-Black/dp/B07CKQMZ3V/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1543694869&sr=1-1&keywords=p20

 

This aint the Pro - but if you're after Sim Free - fucking terrific (down from 599 - hoo mama).

Nice. What do you mean Sim Free? Thought every phone needs a SIM card?

[daytripping]

Who the fuck do you think you are you Aids ridden bentshot.

 

I'm kind of a big deal.

 

People know me.

 

I have many leather bound books.

 

I'll back you here cheesepipes, I've met you face to face, you're a gentleman and an outstanding great looking individual with a heart of gold and humour in abundance, was a real pleasure. The edinburgh mink can fuck right off, fuck knows why the likes of him and the BO guy from Dundee come on here, it's pretty sad. I miss my days battering their ilk.

[The Boofon]

Just like without a contract - so buy the handset only then sign up to a sim only deal.

 

BT do good offers with their sim only deals; like £20 a month for 20gb data and unlimited everything else.

I’ve got a sim obviously. Transferable to this thing?

[The Boofon]

Who the fuck do you think you are you Aids ridden bentshot.

 

I'm kind of a big deal.

 

People know me.

 

I have many leather bound books.

You are a leather bound book.

 

Solid, full of good information with a reassuring dependable comforting feeling when gripped with both hands.

 

A lovely mustiness (a nice one) aroma to you as well. A man’s book. A Proper Gent book if you will.

 

Up there with Mog the Forgetful Cat.

[The Boofon]

Aye - well thats it; you need to buy it sim free, so you can just slot yours in - then oh ho - your phone works terrific.

 

So basically that link gives you a phone ready to slot your sim into. You gonna?

You’re selling it to me. What’s the pro advantage? 2 SIM cards. What else?

[1903Fitba]

What better way to spend a Saturday evening.

 

Best Poster - cheesepipes purely for the post about the boy in the shower

 

Most Negative Poster - Millertime

 

Best Thread -

 

Best Newcomer -

 

The poster you'd most like to share a cold one with Award - kelt

 

The Snowflake Award - Boofon (rattled by Mini)

 

The Best Feud Award - Mantits v Parklife when they go on about Islam and immigration

 

The biggest Meltdown Award - tup

 

Biggest Gluepot Award - Dad (shit bets)

 

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Roberto

 

Will revisit when I can be arsed

[The Boofon]

If I was a pro photographer I’d likely not use a phone for taking photos so that’s out the equation.

 

Will revert back tomorrow. It’s late and I need my bed.

[The Boofon]

Duplication - instead a song:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U16Xg_rQZkA

Missed a trick there Dad.

 

Rasputin the song of choice.

[Don Fonte]

How you getting down there?

 

Yawn

PG Limo. You not been paying any fucking attention?

[Old manny]

Eh?!

 

Thought that would drag you out of the woodwork.

[reekie_dock]

Missed a trick there Dad.

 

Rasputin the song of choice.

Did someone say Rasputin

 

https://youtu.be/kvDMlk3kSYg

[reekie_dock]

I’m thinking about changing oot my iPhone might go back to a Nokia get some nostalgia gan

[RAZOR]

Awards booming. Big guns have voted

 

Big mobby in. Big 1903fitba (love that cunt)

 

Shit has went down.

[BrianFaePerth]

We have indeed. Make sure our votes count for more than the others.

[The Boofon]

This thread has turned into " What phone should Boof get?"

 

 

No it hasn't.

[reekie_dock]

I dropped my first Nokia in the sea, dried it out with a hairdryer and had smoke and a small blue flame coming from one of the components due to the heat . Thinking it was fucked I left it overnight on the radiator.

Anyways.., switched it on next morning and yep.., totally fucked.

I had a 3210, 3310, 8310 excellent phones interchangeable covers the absolute bollocks.

 

Battery lasted for ever, not like nowadays slave to a plug socket.

 

I think we should rename the thread since the awards has bombed oot and change it to

WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE NOKIA

[HairyPie]

I would imagine any PG winning an award will do as O'Toole, Bowie and Kipling did when offered a knighthood - "No, thanks."

[Parklife]

I would imagine any PG winning an award will do as O'Toole, Bowie and Kipling did when offered a knighthood - "No, thanks."

Some self titled PG's losing the plot about awards and not getting them

[The Boofon]

Where?

[Henry]

The AFC-CHAT Lifetime Achievement Award - Please note that previous winners cannot win this accolade so a vote for the following champions will not count; Kelt,Henry, Tommy, Dynamo and last years winner Millertime.

 

Completely destroys any valid vote and there is dispute with regards to me having won this over Harcus one year as well.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Where?

^^

[manboobs109]

[The Boofon]

 

You’ve changed your tune

 

 

No I've not.

 

Folk still try and claim I won it when your Old Co did.

[The Boofon]

Posting names and addresses on here after taking Umbridge with a poster must be a good shout for meltdown.

[manboobs109]

Posting names and addresses on here after taking Umbridge with a poster must be a good shout for meltdown.

Where's Umbridge? Good for a night out?

[The Boofon]

Where's Umbridge? Good for a night out?

 

 

I'm not posting addresses on here pal. Good try.

[manboobs109]

^ What?