Afc Chat Awards 2018

[BrianFaePerth]

^got far too much time on his hands

[Sonoftherock]

^got far too much time on his hands

 

Almost as much as you:

 

 

 

On the nightshift right now!  My hatting activity always ramps up when I'm on nights! Still half the length of a Clydesdale sheep post!

[Stoney]

I dont know who half you fuckers are....

[Arabian Knight]

maks it worse the cunts a dundee fan. Jist mind that next time yer reading ez wee diary entries aboot shyte nae cunt wid hink twice aboot.."eh met an exec doon the beach n thi aw ken meh name noo.." fuckin tragic

[caledonia]

Missing Vote watch:

 

@BrianFaePerth: Best Newcomer

 

@alscotoz: Biggest Meltdown

 

@@Grays Babylon 1875: Lifetime Achievement

 

@@Old manny: Best Newcomer

 

@1903Fitba: Best Thread / Best Newcomer

 

@@King Street Loon: Best Feud

 

@RUL: Best Newcomer / Lifetime Achievement

 

@caledonia: Lifetime Achievement

 

@ebbe: Best Newcomer

 

 

Best Newcomer proving to be a cunt for many - as a guide, young uns nominated so far:

 

Fridge, Parklife, Arabian Knight, Dave_min, the boofon, City Centre, findlay_1903

 

Some quality choices made by the heroes above - be a shame they were voided over a couple of omissions.

@caledonia: Lifetime Achievement

cheesepipes

[Old manny]

OK Dad you win, Best Newcomer - Ten Caat

[Chewie37]

Eh haven't voted yet. Eh em open teh bribes.

Fuck off Hanz

[alscotoz]

Haha what an obsessed loser you are Bri; here's an idea - maybe like, get a life or whatever.

 

 

+1

[BrianFaePerth]

Haha what an obsessed loser you are Bri; here's an idea - maybe like, get a life or whatever.

Says the man at the top of the table.

[The Boofon]

OK Dad you win, Best Newcomer - Ten Caat

 

 

Sell out old cunt.^^

[The Boofon]

Not at all Boof son - that's a set of valuable votes in the bank.

 

Terrific.

 

 

It would appear Razor has lost these awards. I'm fully supportive of you taking over.

 

Well played Dad. Put him back in his box.

[BrianFaePerth]

Dad couldn't run a bath. Back off old timer.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Yeah, we usually have an award ceremony, where the winners can step-up to collect their prize and provide a small speech if they wish.

 

We've had some memorable moments over the years, for example @@Stoneybloke had the crowd in stitches, during his acceptance speech for the 2011 'Most Negative Poster' award.

 

That clarifies.

 

Will TUP come out of retirement to host in a "Ricky Gervais Golden Globes" style?

Could be broadcast live on Red TV.......would be ace!!  Global audience and all that, more entertaining than the St Johnstone game.

[Poodler]

Battles raging in every thread

 

Wildfires causing holy hell on the hat

[reekie_dock]

[BrianFaePerth]

Well you've plenty of experience.

[Old manny]

Sell out old cunt.^^

Fit div you mean Boof? I held oot for ten pages under constant fire from Dad before capitulating. I deserve one of they user's medals for staying at my post for so long, but all I get is the "old cunt" routine. Shameful!

[The Boofon]

In razo’s defence he did clearly state the rules . If cuntos can’t adhere to instructions then I don’t think razo should have to take them by the hand like a bloody three year old.

No that’s Dad’s thing.

[BrianFaePerth]

No that’s Dad’s thing.

Welcome to 4 posts ago

[Parklife]

Well you've plenty of experience.

 

Every thread i open you're using the same horrific attempts at slaggings.

[The Boofon]

Welcome to 4 posts ago

Thought I’d already explained I ignore most of your shite.

 

Edit: Dad as well. Old prick.

[Tommy]

I’m not even going to mention irony

That’s best left to the women to deal with.

[Tommy]

Too late, T (see above)

Well done loon y.

Great minds though.

[The Boofon]

Well done loon y.

Great minds though.

Waterfront a classic hit.

[Old manny]

Great minds though.

And fools seldom differ.

[Old manny]

Great at being Glenn Tilbrook’s songwriting buddy.

Thought that was Duffer. Jist thought I would squeeze that one in.

[alscotoz]

Aye that was the joke Bri.

 

Fuck off Bri - go on, off you pop.

 

Wee prick.

 +2

 

Too easy, Pops.

[BrianFaePerth]

+2

 

Too easy, Pops.

 

Off you go and watch google street view to see what's happening today.

[Parklife]

Here - how come?

 

Although old and a prick I am, I grant you. tbf.

So needy.

[Parklife]

It's the proverbial loose bitty of wool on a woolly jumper. Can't help but give it a tug.

 

If I'm failing, I want to know so I can improve is all son. Whilst you're regressing - I'm striving.

 

That's the difference between you and me Parky son.

In life, Dad, some folk are going to think you're a prick. Why worry about it and give these folk who don't like you so much of your time?

 

Move on, focus on those who matter to you and who you matter to. This "oh, why don't you like me. I want you to like me", is 14 year old schoolgirl shit. If regressing to that level is "striving" in your mind, then fair fucks to you, i vehemently disagree with you though.