Chewie37 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 When you pee from side to side in the middle urinal, you all of a sudden get extra elbow room Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Why would anyone go to the cubicle when a urinal is free? Strange behaviour. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 What's the situation when you are carrying multiple shopping bags? Acceptable to use the cubicle? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I get shy cock on occasion. Generally if I'm sober, motorway services and the likes. It's a strange affliction that can strike without warning. Some cunt was saying above about how can it just not come, it's weird, you need but it just won't come out, then you start freaking out thinking every cunt is thinking 'why is he standing not pishing?' it gets worse then you get light headed you are pushing so hard. It's brutal. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I get shy cock on occasion. Generally if I'm sober, motorway services and the likes. It's a strange affliction that can strike without warning. Some cunt was saying above about how can it just not come, it's weird, you need but it just won't come out, then you start freaking out thinking every cunt is thinking 'why is he standing not pishing?' it gets worse then you get light headed you are pushing so hard. It's brutal.It's medically proven this affliction only strikes the small cocked. Too bad lads. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sometimes, when presented with 3 empty urinals, i'll deliberately choose to use the middle one, just to mess with anyone who may come to pee while i'm still there. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 If there was three and a guy standing on the right would you go in the middle and not to the left one? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sometimes, when presented with 3 empty urinals, i'll deliberately choose to use the middle one, just to mess with anyone who may come to pee while i'm still there. You struck me as a "sit down to pee" type of chat so this surprises me. Cubicle pish for me if possible. (Usually because of drug abuse rather than unwillingness to pish in a urinal.) Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 It's medically proven this affliction only strikes the small cocked. Too bad lads.Well I'm only slightly below average so you're talking bollocks Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Sometimes, when presented with 3 empty urinals, i'll deliberately choose to use the middle one, just to mess with anyone who may come to pee while i'm still there.You're trying to hard here Parkoid Link to comment
Henry Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 You're trying to hard here Parkoid Similarly I thought your three husband granny chat was verging on Millertime territory. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 'shy cock' parkie son - we've been over this.Come on now.cubicle = small Willy in my book Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 cubicle = small Willy in my book Probably why you read a book a week. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Similarly I thought your three husband granny chat was verging on Millertime territory.Embellished slightly by implying she may have murdered them, she didn't but the rest is true. Just a shite old family joke that she did. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Probably why you read a book a week. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 What a fucking odd conversation. Need a pish in public? Stand up just like you would at home. Urinals. Guys worried about the size of their cock...sad. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I get shy cock on occasion. Generally if I'm sober, motorway services and the likes. It's a strange affliction that can strike without warning. Some cunt was saying above about how can it just not come, it's weird, you need but it just won't come out, then you start freaking out thinking every cunt is thinking 'why is he standing not pishing?' it gets worse then you get light headed you are pushing so hard. It's brutal. A friend of mine, who I've known since we were kids, has this afflication. He has a really serious case of it too! I never really noticed when we went out drinking as teenagers - was probably too pissed myself! However, the first time it became apparent was when we went to T in the Park one particular year. Once the seal was broken it was nightmare for him... we were all pissing everywhere, but everytime he needed, he had to trot off to find a cubicle! Was unbelievable! A terrible affliction - couldn't even go against the fences in a big paddock! Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 You're trying to hard here ParkoidYeah because i'm always trying hard on here... Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 You struck me as a "sit down to pee" type of chat so this surprises me. Cubicle pish for me if possible. (Usually because of drug abuse rather than unwillingness to pish in a urinal.)I generally sit down to pee at home, nowhere else. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Probably why you read a book a week. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I generally sit down to pee at home, nowhere else.Does mrs Darkie make you do that? Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Does mrs Darkie make you do that?It's only you who's controlled by your Mrs, Bri. Probably due to you having to cling on to her coattails to even be allowed to reside in the nation you live in. Don't try ascribe the same situation to others. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 It's only you who's controlled by your Mrs, Bri. Probably due to you having to cling on to her coattails to even be allowed to reside in the nation you live in. Don't try ascribe the same situation to others. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Fuck sake. This thread has just turned in to one big pissing contest. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Where's the best place you've pissed? I still occasionally get a wave of shame for pissing on the clutha bar memorial at a cup semi/ or final when it happened. Don't really remember it. But some people have never spoken to me since it. So it did happen. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I’ve pished on Easter Road on the way back from a night out. Link to comment
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