Thread O Unsolicited Life Advice

[BrianFaePerth]

 

Anyway, my tip is to submerge your face in a sink full of ice cold water (20 seconds) each morning

 

It’s why I look 30 years younger

 

 

@@Dad

[King Street Loon]

Maybe Kelt should consider his diet and think about waxing his hole?

Would you wash your asshole before waxing or would you leave the debris as evidence to the beauty therapist quine/loon/non-gender specific individual as to why you should wax and/or wash your asshole.

[For Fecks Sake]

Similarly my old man taught me that folk that wear slip on shoes are wankers. It’s served me quite well up until now. Laces all the way.

Get away with you, nothing wrong with a pair of slip on shoes as long as they from a quality cobbler along the likes of Jeffery West, Oliver Sweeney or Patrick Cox.

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Slightly stale bread can be revived by microwaving it on the defrost setting.

Don't be a gypo who eats stale food, like BWG.

[Redforever86]

Don’t read Clydeside’s posts.

[Parklife]

Being considerate and letting folk out at junctions wont make you get to your destination any later. Be considerate.

[ebbe]

I'm afraid that's incorrect.

Slip on sheen.

The preserve of the homosexual and untrustworthy arsehole.

Correct. Exactly the type who’d leave a steaming pile of shite in your garden, with a skittery pair of Y’s.

[The Boofon]

I'm afraid that's incorrect.

 

Slip on sheen.

 

The preserve of the homosexual and untrustworthy arsehole.

With the exception of Paki sliders obviously.

[BrianFaePerth]

Being considerate and letting folk out at junctions wont make you get to your destination any later. Be considerate.

That depends. If you go out of your way to stop to let someone in then you're an inconsiderate arsehole.

 

If your idling in a queue, fair enough.

[The Boofon]

Being considerate and letting folk out at junctions wont make you get to your destination any later. Be considerate.

It will. You’ll be the amount of time you waited later.

[The Boofon]

Dinna tie your shoelaces in a revolving door.

[BrianFaePerth]

A women who takes care of her eyebrows has a shaved fanny.

[Bluto10]

 

Slip ons >> CAT type boots imo

 

boots should only be worn in deserts and jungles when your fighting a war.

[The Boofon]

Buy low sell high.

[Parklife]

That depends. If you go out of your way to stop to let someone in then you're an inconsiderate arsehole.

 

If your idling in a queue, fair enough.

You shouldn't have to "stop" to let someone in. Anticipate, slow down, flash lights. Job done.

 

It's nice to be nice.

[BrianFaePerth]

You shouldn't have to "stop" to let someone in. Anticipate, slow down, flash lights. Job done.

 

It's nice to be nice.

Which means the person behind you needs to anticipate you'll break the rules of the road. Arsehole.

[Betty Swallicks]

Never trust a man who doesn't like sport.

[YorkDon]

You shouldn't have to "stop" to let someone in. Anticipate, slow down, flash lights. Job done.

 

It's nice to be nice.

Unless they are a dithering cunt and you end up having to stop anyway and it pisses you off...

[eeps]

Would you wash your asshole before waxing or would you leave the debris as evidence to the beauty therapist quine/loon/non-gender specific individual as to why you should wax and/or wash your asshole.

A judicious trim with some garden shears should be good enough

[Parklife]

Unless they are a dithering cunt and you end up having to stop anyway and it pisses you off...

Yeah, that's annoying.

[Parklife]

Which means the person behind you needs to anticipate you'll break the rules of the road. Arsehole.

"Rules of the road"

 

LOL.

 

Loser.

[YorkDon]

Never pander to animals or children.

You have to show them you’re the parent/boss,or you’ll get walked all the fuck over like a complete bitch.

[The Oxford Don]

Slip-ons are entirely acceptable for the purposes of flying. 

 

Nothing worse than being asked to take your shoes off at the security screening and having to fanny about with the laces. 

[Poodler]

Never trust a man who doesn't like sport.

200%

[Poodler]

Slip-ons are entirely acceptable for the purposes of flying.

 

Nothing worse than being asked to take your shoes off at the security screening and having to fanny about with the laces.

 

Rather have to do that than watch the double leg breaker that Boof just sent me, again

[The Boofon]

Rather have to do that than watch the double leg breaker that Boof just sent me, again

 

 

It's a fucking beauty that.

 

Never pretend you can land like a cat would be my unsolicited advice to that particular split arse.

[The Boofon]

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/star-auburn-university-gymnast-breaks-both-of-her-legs-in-gruesome-fall-226804

 

For the curiously minded viewers.

[YorkDon]

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/star-auburn-university-gymnast-breaks-both-of-her-legs-in-gruesome-fall-226804

 

For the curiously minded viewers.

Reckon that will smart a touch like!

[King Street Loon]

It's a fucking beauty that.

 

Never pretend you can land like a cat would be my unsolicited advice to that particular split arse.

Edit, I'm blind.

[Redforever86]

Brutal as fuck, aerospace my arse haha.