caledonia Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Don't start a fight with a skimpy top on Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Take drugs, don't eat, have contempt for those you meet Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Come on now old man, for the love of Heck. Keep up with the kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNvpUxz_hQYou're a good man Link to comment
pwtredz Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 dont go too hampden too watch the dons... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 If you discover spunk on something don't use hot water to remove it, particularly if its started crusting. Lukewarm water with salt dissolved in it, and follow the grain of the material. More a pro-tip than life advice, I guess. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted April 14, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted April 14, 2019 If you discover spunk on something don't use hot water to remove it, particularly if its started crusting. Lukewarm water with salt dissolved in it, and follow the grain of the material. More a pro-tip than life advice, I guess. Does that advice extend to your wife's fanny? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 Does that advice extend to your wife's fanny? My wife's fanny specifically or one's wifes' fanny in general? Regardless, no. Bitches be clean their own shit, son. Also, yolo. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Here come on now - just for a second there I thought young Poodler wrote lyrics, and we could peel off the label of the can marked 'Poodlers Lyric Book'. If I'm guilty of anything - it's believing in the talents of my fellow Hat contributors. Was well known on the Open Mic circuit in my mid twenties. Some anti-establishment songs written by piddler. Harmonica too. I was fit you would cry, a complete wanker. Can you play an instrument dad? What would you write about? 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just a trail of lassies who didn't know I existed.On the plus side, you must be fairly immune to chloroform by now. 1 Link to comment
alscotoz Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Peter Hooky style? Lower Peter Hooky Style? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 It's gone all play your cards right LowerDid you play it with your feet? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Did you play it with your feet?Ffs did no one get the Christy Brown reference? Heathens, the lot of you Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Ffs did no one get the Christy Brown reference? Heathens, the lot of youAh right lol Had to Google it, haven't watched that in nearly 30 years. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Ah right lol Had to Google it, haven't watched that in nearly 30 years.@@Dad Day Lewis Link to comment
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