Coronavirus

[Studebaker-90]

Sexual or? 

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, Poodler said:

Ticketmaster cosying up to the vaccine lot

 

essentially their plan for the future 'prove you're vaccinated or you don't get a ticket'

Surprised those cunts didn't buy up all the stocks of the forthcoming vaccines then tried to sell them on at 4 or 5 times the cost

[daytripping]

Just got a 24 hour ban from facers, suggested Army blockades round the central belt to stop them travelling and a 6pm curfew with a shoot to kill policy to keep them indoors. Some people are just too thin skinned. My second ban in a Month, had never happened before, might get my revenge by stopping posting, that will show them.

[Simply Red]

12 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Whatever evidence you need to prove youve had the vaccine will be knocked up in some Scousers kitchen for a tenner a pop. 

V tattooed on yir face

£9.99 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Just got a 24 hour ban from facers, suggested Army blockades round the central belt to stop them travelling and a 6pm curfew with a shoot to kill policy to keep them indoors. Some people are just too thin skinned. My second ban in a Month, had never happened before, might get my revenge by stopping posting, that will show them.

??. Fucking brilliant min.

Facebook's loss. 

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Just got a 24 hour ban from facers, suggested Army blockades round the central belt to stop them travelling and a 6pm curfew with a shoot to kill policy to keep them indoors. Some people are just too thin skinned. My second ban in a Month, had never happened before, might get my revenge by stopping posting, that will show them.

How the fuck does that happen Daytz? I’m not on it but surely there is not someone monitoring shit all the time as it is so global?

If I went and called Durrant a diver who is getting paid to pull me up about that.

 

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

How the fuck does that happen Daytz? I’m not on it but surely there is not someone monitoring shit all the time as it is so global?

If I went and called Durrant a diver who is getting paid to pull me up about that.

 

Snide people report the post, think there's a button somewhere, never used it. You get a message asking if you agree or want to appeal, hit appeal and a few seconds later you're barred from posting. Last ban was calling someone a hun.

[Fridge]

46 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Snide people report the post, think there's a button somewhere, never used it. You get a message asking if you agree or want to appeal, hit appeal and a few seconds later you're barred from posting. Last ban was calling someone a hun.

Salah has it now.

 

 

[Zeus]

24 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Salah has it now.

 

 

A Facebook ban? 

[pocrawred]

I got banned for a month in stages. Banned fir 24hrs, 3 days, a week then a month!! Somming like at. There are words they have if used by us it bans us automatically. My ban was for " the huns will get beat fae killie this weekend'! Killie being the banned word I suppose. Fuck fb and the huns.

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Salah has it now.

 

 

Were all gonna get it at some point, boring news 

[jamiesd]

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/locksmith-forces-entry-aron-walton-4700163

 

[Zeus]

Soul have been told to remove their TV's 

Nanny state stuff ?

[muttonhumper]

 

I thank the Covid for this.

Probably for fuck all else though.
 

 

[minijc]

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Soul have been told to remove their TV's 

Nanny state stuff ?

They deserve that for trying to grass up other bars.

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Soul have been told to remove their TV's 

Nanny state stuff ?

No way? That can’t be true!

So now you can go for a pint and not watch tv with no volume. 

[muttonhumper]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Gedgeys looking old 

60 this year.

Stopped dying his hair jet black. ?
I suspect underneath it had been greying for some time...

[Redforever86]

11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Grays and crew - For Mr Steve Clarke - A charming man.

Graus

Did yi win the talent show at the mental institute?

 

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

You got that hotel open yet shitdick?

Or you still poncing government  grants? 

?

Been open, closed this week. First weekend aff since July. 

CANNACANS

[Quagmire]

Nae bad tbh Grays. Nae bad at all ya junkie hoor. 

[dervish]

All this stuff going on was getting a bit crazy. Grateful for the lovely Zen garden of the Hat.

Kinda like Bob Ross fluffy little clouds just with more swearing, malice and vice.

Obviously It's not oil wet-on-wet smeared across these walls. Better wash my hands.

[BrianFaePerth]

Nice one gays. The collective are ,uh, different to the cool cats you describe.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Pipe doon Swindon slug. 

?

Never knew you were in to SOAD, respect 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Pubs no longer allowed to show sport of any description if pub is located within a tier 2 area. What the fuck is that about?

This ludicrous rule is not depicted on the Scottish government website so how can it be applicable? 

Complete and utter folly. 

I hope Nicola Sturgeon goes for a coastal walk today alongside Doonie's Farm. 

[Bluto10]

9 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Grays and crew - For Mr Steve Clarke - A charming man.

Graus

Oi, no professionals

 

thats good BG min. I like the little hiccups

[redstrummer]

12 hours ago, muttonhumper said:

 

I thank the Covid for this.

Probably for fuck all else though.
 

 

Love the red head

[tutankamun]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Pubs no longer allowed to show sport of any description if pub is located within a tier 2 area. What the fuck is that about?

This ludicrous rule is not depicted on the Scottish government website so how can it be applicable? 

Complete and utter folly. 

I hope Nicola Sturgeon goes for a coastal walk today alongside Doonie's Farm. 

Where you seeing this? I’ve only seen that the Draft Project have been told to remove their TVs by ACC.

Wouldn’t surprise me though, she’s really got it in for pubs and football.

[King Street Loon]

Not sure that pubs were supposed to be showing live sports outside in tier 2 areas anyway.

Some amount of bed wetting going on over folk celebrating and whilst doing that just enjoying themselves in what is frankly a pretty shite time for everyone.

Some of the shite of FB and twitter is ridiculous. There's a quine on twitter yesterday arguing the current laws in place. She needs to get a life. One of those who thinks she's an AFC super fan as well.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

8 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Where you seeing this? I’ve only seen that the Draft Project have been told to remove their TVs by ACC.

Wouldn’t surprise me though, she’s really got it in for pubs and football.

The two last boozers in my home town who remained open due to them having beer gardens have been forced to close due to the intervention of the police and Aberdeenshire Council. This has happened over the last 24 hours or so.

Don't know the actual ins and outs of what the reasons are for both premises being closed but they are both closed until further notice. This only leaves Wetherspoons as the only remaining licensed premises to get a beer in up here.

[King Street Loon]

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/2648224/under-fire-pub-operator-facing-review-of-outdoor-licences-following-football-fan-footage/