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[styrofoamplates]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Has he still got his chuckies?

No. He was just coming up to one when we adopted him. First thing we did was get them lopped off. 

He's seven now. Doesn't seem to miss them that much. 

[manboobs109]

8 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

No. He was just coming up to one when we adopted him. First thing we did was get them lopped off. 

He's seven now. Doesn't seem to miss them that much. 

Na if you're not going to let them get a ride(or suck/wank them off) then it's kinder to get them chopped off iyam.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

You would if you had a microscope. 

Are those cocks up Katie Price’s vag?

[styrofoamplates]

45 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Na if you're not going to let them get a ride(or suck/wank them off) then it's kinder to get them chopped off iyam.

Agreed. Seems much happier without them. Although he does try to hump bigger dogs if we meet them in the park to display his dominance. 

 

Takes after his dad I guess. 

[CCB III]

2 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Agreed. Seems much happier without them. Although he does try to hump bigger dogs if we meet them in the park to display his dominance. 

 

Takes after his dad I guess. 

You go around humping dogs?

[styrofoamplates]

4 minutes ago, CCB III said:

You go around humping dogs?

Where did you get that from?

You think I'm my dog's father? I'm sat here bowsing between afcchat and pawnhub?

If I could lick my own cock and arsehole like my dog can I wouldn't be wasting my time on here I can assure you of that. 

[Dad]

A bitty more about saying styro is his dogs dad - what the fuck is that about consi son?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

14 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Where did you get that from?

You think I'm my dog's father? I'm sat here bowsing between afcchat and pawnhub?

If I could lick my own cock and arsehole like my dog can I wouldn't be wasting my time on here I can assure you of that. 

Ever ate dog shit ?

[styrofoamplates]

11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Ever ate dog shit ?

Can’t say I have my good man. 
 

Is it on special at the local roadside cafe for 10 Real? 

[Ke1t]

I mean, if you're going to let a dog stick its tongue in your mouth, why not just cut out the middle man and tongue its arsehole? 

[frankie_mac's_4]

I was at a Thai restaurant once that had chicken anus on the menu

[frankie_mac's_4]

Thai broon curry

[styrofoamplates]

TeeTowel Holda and wice special 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

46 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Can’t say I have my good man. 
 

Is it on special at the local roadside cafe for 10 Real? 

Mainly rice and beans.

[manboobs109]

35 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I mean, if you're going to let a dog stick its tongue in your mouth, why not just cut out the middle man and tongue its arsehole? 

This is a strange thing you seem to have latched onto Kelt, considering you have a dog.

Have you caught(is caught the right word) worms?

[styrofoamplates]

 

 

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

This is a strange thing you seem to have latched onto Kelt, considering you have a dog.

Have you caught(is caught the right word) worms?

Dog isn't allowed on any furniture, doesn't get people food, and under no circumstances is it allowed to lick any part of my body. 

It's a dog, it stays on the floor, and no fluids should ever be exchanged. 

 

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, Ke1t said:

Dog isn't allowed on any furniture, doesn't get people food, and under no circumstances is it allowed to lick any part of my body. 

It's a dog, it stays on the floor, and no fluids should ever be exchanged. 

 

You sound like a shit dad to that dog

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

You sound like a shit dad to that dog

I'm a terrific dog owner. 

If you're father to a dog I suggest you interrogate your wife over past sexual partners. 

 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I'm a terrific dog owner. 

If you're father to a dog I suggest you interrogate your wife over past sexual partners. 

 

It's not her sexual partners that are the problem.

I get you though man. Nothing worse than some gormless tart slavering on about their "fur baby" Dogs are dogs.

I love my dog though he's a fucking legend.

[Ke1t]

Just now, manboobs109 said:

It's not her sexual partners that are the problem.

I get you though man. Nothing worse than some gormless tart slavering on about their "fur baby" Dogs are dogs.

I love my dog though he's a fucking legend.

I've had a chick introduce me, literally fucking introduce me, to her dog. 

Held it up to my face and said, "Kelt, this is Mr Tiggywinkles" or whatever. 

I didn't really know how to respond, so I shook it's paw and told it I was delighted to meet it... which actually seemed to be the correct response, incredibly enough. 

If it had licked me she was getting that dog rammed up her cunt, however. 

Norman's right... we're just dreadful people.  

[Guest milne_afc]

Is Norman your dog, Ke1t?

[maryhilldon]

23 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

 

Norman's right... we're just dreadful people.  

?

[Ke1t]

26 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Is Norman your dog, Ke1t?

No, but he isn't allowed on my furniture either. 

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

No, but he isn't allowed on my furniture either. 

Actually, has your dog been given a name? 2 syllables is best for recall, I think I’ve read that before.

I bet Moobs points for his dog ?

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We're just normal men. 

We're just innocent men.

Classic ?

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

If he's father to a dog it's his wife that should be interrogating him. 

I think we can agree that if someone calls themselves a dog mum or a dog dad that at some point they've fucked a dog. 

I'm not saying it's right. 

I'm not saying it's wrong. 

I'm just saying it's accurate. 

[Ke1t]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think if you had done such an act you would keep it to yourself. 

Id imagine. 

I dunno... I think these kinds of perverts, deviants, and beastiatily afficionados probably get an extra thrill hinting at their depravity without actually coming out and saying it. 

I mean, they won't come out and say, "I stick my cock in my dog", because that would be flat out actionable from a legal point of view, surely... so they'll hint at it by saying something like, "Oh I give my dog kisses all the time. Right on the mouth. With my tongue."

Not a flat out admission, but they know it's raising red flags, and there's not a fucking thing the people they tell can do about it. 

I'd suspect. 

[Ke1t]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I wonder how these bestiality deviants meet others and get from " I love my dog" style conversations to " I get my dog to dress up in a negligee ' style conversations.   

It's quite a leap of extremes .

They've probably got some secret dog-fucker signal that you can learn on the internet, kind of like a masonic handshake, that only other dog-fuckers recognize. 

Hang on, I'll find out. 

 

 

 

Oh... shit... okay.... yep. That's a thing. 

 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]