BrianFaePerth Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 10 hours ago, Poodler said: Double load! Enjoy the 20’s consi! The turn around time between ejaculation and return to erection really stretch out in the mid 30’s. you’ve a face full of muff for 15 mins whilst vigorously shaking it to herald the second coming. The increasing time just makes you think if it’s all worth it tbh. would rather be downstairs with a good album and a whisky Hate to tell you poodles, that’s not normal. 15 mins should be your reload time in your 50s Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: 15 days more like Great as Craig David’s song about old weegies Couldn’t get hard on monday Couldn’t get hard on Tuesday Couldn’t get hard on Wednesday, on Thursday, on Friday, Saturday and fuckin Sunday Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 wits the sex like wi yir wife..canna majin yer much o a ride..a richt goofy cunt - ye mind meh o timmy mallett 3 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Have a dildo, your wife has to Link to comment
Roberto Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 Relentless AK activated and I'm down for it Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so. (It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it). Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Morrissey? Nae quite. Reality. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so. (It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it). Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. Worst thing you can do is react min. Well, maybe nae the worst but it's not advised. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 1 minute ago, RAZOR said: Worst thing you can do is react min. Well, maybe nae the worst but it's not advised. If you react it needs to be swift and violent. Shouting and shaking a fist will just encourage them. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 You knew all the houses round the area that would give you a chasey. They always got targeted. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Worst thing you can do is react min. Well, maybe nae the worst but it's not advised. You're spot on min. Mammy and daddy's angelic little cherubs can do no wrong. Caught on candid camera though and filed away accordingly. Little cunts. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 49 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so. (It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it). Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. Where will you live Matt? They are building loads of nice social housing in Aberdeen the flats are affa nice like. There's some in the tillydrone area overlooking the river Don I run past them a lot. Well worth a look . Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 52 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so. (It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it). Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. temporary image upload 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 Just now, Edwin Starr said: Where will you live Matt? They are building loads of nice social housing in Aberdeen the flats are affa nice like. There's some in the tillydrone area overlooking the river Don I run past them a lot. Well worth a look . Funny you should say that, Edwin. My brother and I where through to a house in a new build area in Tillydrone/Woodside nae long ago to pick up a second hand Sky box (Cruves Courtyard?). Lovely setting like you say min. It definitely would be a place I would like to stay hypothetically, like I said to my brother. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 6 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: temporary image upload Touchè. Anyway, that's just encouraging the doubters min, whether it's meant to be a joke or nae. Link to comment
Edwin Starr Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 17 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Funny you should say that, Edwin. My brother and I where through to a house in a new build area in Tillydrone/Woodside nae long ago to pick up a second hand Sky box (Cruves Courtyard?). Lovely setting like you say min. It definitely would be a place I would like to stay hypothetically, like I said to my brother. Worth a look mate. https://scotland.sanctuary.co.uk/our-local-areas-aberdeen Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 Just now, Edwin Starr said: Worth a look mate. It's certainly one I'll be keeping in mind. Thank you.👍 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Touchè. Anyway, that's just encouraging the doubters min, whether it's meant to be a joke or nae. Just yanking yer chain min. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: Just yanking yer chain min. Fair doos min.👍😄 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 36 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Caught on candid camera though and filed away accordingly. Little cunts. I'd also be careful with that 🤣 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 15 minutes ago, RAZOR said: I'd also be careful with that 🤣 😄😄. I know what you mean. Dinna worry it's also been used to CCTV adult male wrong 'uns as well. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: That’s not really a defence tbf. 😂 I ken min. However, they wouldn't be caught on candid camera if they behaved themselves, little cunts.😉 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 This has taken a sinister turn. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 Week off work so off to the Cairngorms, managed to get a cheap room in aviemore as a bad and will take it from there. Watch out ladies. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 MAD just can't catch a break. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Paragliding/microlight over The Pacific. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 MAD are you Peter Dow? 2 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Poodler said: MAD are you Peter Dow? Is dowser still on the go? Link to comment
milne_afc Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Yeah, ask Poodler. He’ll know. In Australia. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Is dowser still on the go? Yup, his window is tamed down a bit now. Had a mate rent an Airbnb in the same block,next door to him. Nothing to report unfortunately, I was expecting stories of window banging, slamming doors, arguments and all sorts kicking off but not to be. Maybe he's calming down in his old age...the gluepot. Link to comment
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