What you doing today?

[BrianFaePerth]

10 hours ago, Poodler said:

Double load! Enjoy the 20’s consi! The turn around time between ejaculation and return to erection really stretch out in the mid 30’s. 
 

you’ve a face full of muff for 15 mins whilst vigorously shaking it to herald the second coming. The increasing time just makes you think if it’s all worth it tbh. 
 

would rather be downstairs with a good album and a whisky 

Hate to tell you poodles, that’s not normal.

15 mins should be your reload time in your 50s

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

15 days more like 

Great as Craig David’s song about old weegies

 

Couldn’t get hard on monday

Couldn’t get hard on Tuesday

Couldn’t  get hard on Wednesday, on Thursday, on Friday, Saturday and fuckin Sunday

[Arabian Knight]

wits the sex like wi yir wife..canna majin yer much o a ride..a richt goofy cunt - ye mind meh o timmy mallett

[BrianFaePerth]

Have a dildo, your wife has to

[Roberto]

Relentless AK activated and I'm down for it 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so.

(It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it).

Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. 

Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Morrissey?

Nae quite. Reality.

[RAZOR]

43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so.

(It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it).

Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. 

Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. 

Worst thing you can do is react min. 

Well, maybe nae the worst but it's not advised.

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, RAZOR said:

Worst thing you can do is react min. 

Well, maybe nae the worst but it's not advised.

If you react it needs to be swift and violent.

Shouting and shaking a fist will just encourage them.

[RAZOR]

You knew all the houses round the area that would give you a chasey.

They always got targeted.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

7 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

Worst thing you can do is react min. 

Well, maybe nae the worst but it's not advised.

You're spot on min. Mammy and daddy's angelic little cherubs can do no wrong.

Caught on candid camera though and filed away accordingly. Little cunts.

[Edwin Starr]

49 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so.

(It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it).

Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. 

Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. 

Where will you live Matt?

 

They are building loads of nice social housing in Aberdeen the flats are affa nice like.

 

There's some in the tillydrone area overlooking the river Don I run past them a lot.

Well worth a look .

[King Street Loon]

52 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Little bastards kicking oor front door, yet again, half an hour ago or so.

(It's all my own fault, of course. I deserve it).

Live in peace, don't bother nobody at all, and that's what happens. 

Sooner I'm oot at Kirkton at rest, the better. 

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[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Edwin Starr said:

Where will you live Matt?

 

They are building loads of nice social housing in Aberdeen the flats are affa nice like.

 

There's some in the tillydrone area overlooking the river Don I run past them a lot.

Well worth a look .

Funny you should say that, Edwin.

My brother and I where through to a house in a new build area in Tillydrone/Woodside nae long ago to pick up a second hand Sky box (Cruves Courtyard?). 

Lovely setting like you say min. It definitely would be a place I would like to stay hypothetically, like I said to my brother.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

6 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

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Touchè. 

Anyway, that's just encouraging the doubters min, whether it's meant to be a joke or nae.

[Edwin Starr]

17 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Funny you should say that, Edwin.

My brother and I where through to a house in a new build area in Tillydrone/Woodside nae long ago to pick up a second hand Sky box (Cruves Courtyard?). 

Lovely setting like you say min. It definitely would be a place I would like to stay hypothetically, like I said to my brother.

Worth a look mate.

 

https://scotland.sanctuary.co.uk/our-local-areas-aberdeen

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Edwin Starr said:

Worth a look mate.

It's certainly one I'll be keeping in mind. Thank you.👍

[King Street Loon]

7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Touchè. 

Anyway, that's just encouraging the doubters min, whether it's meant to be a joke or nae.

Just yanking yer chain min.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Just yanking yer chain min.

Fair doos min.👍😄

[RAZOR]

36 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

Caught on candid camera though and filed away accordingly. Little cunts.

I'd also be careful with that 🤣

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

I'd also be careful with that 🤣

😄😄. I know what you mean. Dinna worry it's also been used to CCTV adult male wrong 'uns as well. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s not really a defence tbf. 😂

I ken min. However, they wouldn't be caught on candid camera if they behaved themselves, little cunts.😉

[Don Fonte]

This has taken a sinister turn.

[Studebaker-90]

Week off work so off to the Cairngorms, managed to get a cheap room in aviemore as a bad and will take it from there. Watch out ladies. 

[maryhilldon]

MAD just can't catch a break. 

[sheepcrooky]

Paragliding/microlight over The Pacific. 

[Poodler]

MAD are you Peter Dow?

[Studebaker-90]

4 hours ago, Poodler said:

MAD are you Peter Dow?

Is dowser still on the go? 

[milne_afc]

Yeah, ask Poodler. He’ll know. In Australia.

[chief_wiggum]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Is dowser still on the go? 

Yup, his window is tamed down a bit now. Had a mate rent an Airbnb in the same block,next door to him. Nothing to report unfortunately, I was expecting stories of window banging, slamming doors, arguments and all sorts kicking off but not to be. Maybe he's calming down in his old age...the gluepot.