What you doing today?

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Parklife said:

We're both the same age as you. 

That's a wide age range.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Exactly the same as me 

Only as old as the bird you feel.

[Reed or deed]

Don Fonte boxing his way out of the corner in tremendous fashion from the weegie mafia 🤣

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He protests and reacts way too much at some light hearted bantz for reasons known only to him.
🌈

No I fucking don't you big nosed fucking weegie prick.

😘

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Don Fonte boxing his way out of the corner in tremendous fashion from the weegie mafia 🤣

Can't let these central belt glory hunters call the shots on here min.

[Edwin Starr]

56 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

That's a personal question Parko.

I'm older than 35 and younger than 45. 

Just a young man Don. Wish I was 45 again.

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Don Fonte boxing his way out of the corner in tremendous fashion from the weegie mafia 🤣

I just asked him a question. No boxing here. 

[milne_afc]

45 is old

[Poodler]

9 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A lot of jealous people on this thread.

@Poodlerhas seen photo evidence of the 21 year old I've been dealing with lately.

Enjoy your fat wives.

A bloody lovely coup 

 

 

still got it champ 😎

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

45 is old

Is it fuck, prime of life.

[milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Is it fuck, prime of life.

It seems old, I really wouldn’t know yet. Probably the optimal age for a proper crisis.

[manboobs109]

Just now, milne_afc said:

It seems old, I really wouldn’t know yet. Probably the optimal age for a proper crisis.

Oh fuck aye. 

[cheesepipes]

28 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Is it fuck, prime of life.

My ejaculation intervals and viscosity both disagree.

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

My ejaculation intervals and viscosity both disagree.

At least you can ejaculate! I'm having a nightmare with that at the minute.

[cheesepipes]

26 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

At least you can ejaculate! I'm having a nightmare with that at the minute.

I have to hold my breath and make ridiculous faces while thinking of Sigourney Weavers white cotton pants in Alien before I even get close to a toe curler.

[Parklife]

38 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

At least you can ejaculate! I'm having a nightmare with that at the minute.

Really? You've not mentioned it at all...

[Reed or deed]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I don’t find the hat that sexually stimulating either to be fair. 

You would know, given you’re never off it 

[For Fecks Sake]

10 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A lot of jealous people on this thread.

@Poodlerhas seen photo evidence of the 21 year old I've been dealing with lately.

Enjoy your fat wives.

"Hey Poodler mate, you there, sorry to bother you but please respond. Just wanted to show off these pictures of this 21 year old bit of gear I am currently seeing to brag about and get your validation. Because you know, sharing pics of girls with your mates is what people do right? She's a beauty isn't she, go tell me that you agree as I am well chuffed with myself and it would mean so much to me if you like her pics."

Pathetic.

[manboobs109]

43 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Really? You've not mentioned it at all...

It's good to talk Parky. I'd have thought you young lads would realise that.

Where you going on holiday by the way?

[cheesepipes]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's good to talk Parky. I'd have thought you young lads would realise that.

Where you going on holiday by the way?

I'm always listening Moobz.

Us old dusters know the score.

[Parklife]

22 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

It's good to talk Parky. I'd have thought you young lads would realise that.
 

Just joshing with you. 

22 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Were you going on holiday by the way?

I actually barely mention that. Bluto just makes wee digs any time I do. I don't think he likes me 😂

[dave_min]

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

"Hey Poodler mate, you there, sorry to bother you but please respond. Just wanted to show off these pictures of this 21 year old bit of gear I am currently seeing to brag about and get your validation. Because you know, sharing pics of girls with your mates is what people do right? She's a beauty isn't she, go tell me that you agree as I am well chuffed with myself and it would mean so much to me if you like her pics."

I thought WhatsApp was encrypted?

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

"Hey Poodler mate, you there, sorry to bother you but please respond. Just wanted to show off these pictures of this 21 year old bit of gear I am currently seeing to brag about and get your validation. Because you know, sharing pics of girls with your mates is what people do right? She's a beauty isn't she, go tell me that you agree as I am well chuffed with myself and it would mean so much to me if you like her pics."

Pathetic.

Not bad FFS.  Well done you.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Not bad FFS.  Well done you.

Any chance of you sharing those pics for us sad married men to drool over then 😉

[Zeus]

Haircut 

[DD1903]

11 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

That's a personal question Parko.

I'm older than 35 and younger than 45. 

'...She's 21 and im between 35 and 45. She between 14 and 24 years younger than me. Cash back!' doesn't have the same ring to it...

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

'...She's 21 and im between 35 and 45. She between 14 and 24 years younger than me. Cash back!' doesn't have the same ring to it...

It's a little long-winded I'll agree.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What can you possibly have in common with a 21 year old dumb lassie? 
( other than terrible taste in men)

I think you're missing the point of shagging a 21 year old lassie Hanzo.

[Bluto10]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What can you possibly have in common with a 21 year old dumb lassie? 
( other than terrible taste in men)

sweet white wine? 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Bluto10 said:

sweet white wine? 

You're up late Bluts. Special occasion?