What you doing today?

[JumboJET]

38 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

No. I'm with Sky Mobile and they charge me a £1/min for phoning my brother in Angola.

When he's away now, we communicate via email unless it's a dire emergency (e.g. burst pipe upstairs which led to water flooding through the living room ceiling via the light fittings, etc.)

Use WhatsApp to call him instead. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, JumboJET said:

Use WhatsApp to call him instead. 

I gather folk can eavesdrop on your telephone conversation on WhatsApp but I may be wrong though.

[sigh]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I gather folk can eavesdrop on your telephone conversation on WhatsApp but I may be wrong though.

A convo between you and your brother is unlikely to pique the interest of a chinese spy network so I think you would be ok, it would save you a few shekels as well

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, sigh said:

A convo between you and your brother is unlikely to pique the interest of a chinese spy network so I think you would be ok, it would save you a few shekels as well

Fair enough loon. However, I'll/we'll stick with the emails for inoo. 

I've seen what WhatsApp can do when you're involved in a group chat and it just repulses me. Not going into any details but it was awful what I was shown by a mate.

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I can’t imagine the FBI would be on high alert listening to your conversation about dumping a pish stained mattress in a skip. 

😄😄, an unbedwetted, non-pished stained mattress.

[Roberto]

43 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I gather folk can eavesdrop on your telephone conversation on WhatsApp but I may be wrong though.

Keep ih heed Tutankamun 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Keep ih heed Tutankamun 

Does @tutankamun nae advocate the use of WhatsApp either? 🤔

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fair enough loon. However, I'll/we'll stick with the emails for inoo. 

I've seen what WhatsApp can do when you're involved in a group chat and it just repulses me. Not going into any details but it was awful what I was shown by a mate.

 

I'd have thought whatsapp would be much more secure than traditional calls and especially than emails. 

Whatsapp has end-to-end encryption which means only the sender and recipient can read your messages. 

[Bluto10]

44 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'd have thought whatsapp would be much more secure than traditional calls and especially than emails. 

Whatsapp has end-to-end encryption which means only the sender and recipient can read your messages. 

🤓

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

I'd have thought whatsapp would be much more secure than traditional calls and especially than emails. 

Whatsapp has end-to-end encryption which means only the sender and recipient can read your messages. 

Aye, that's fair enough loon but after what I read on a group WhatsApp that my mate showed us (no details to be given), I would rather not.

Encryption has a habit of being unencrypted.

[Ramandu]

14 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Aye, that's fair enough loon but after what I read on a group WhatsApp that my mate showed us (no details to be given), I would rather not.

Encryption has a habit of being unencrypted.

You've got me curious now MAD. End to end encryption means that it's impossible for anyone who intercepts your messages to read them. Governments, businesses, spy agencies can't. 

I don't know what encryption's on the voice calls though.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

You've got me curious now MAD. End to end encryption means that it's impossible for anyone who intercepts your messages to read them. Governments, businesses, spy agencies can't. 

I don't know what encryption's on the voice calls though.

It's maybe my own personal belief and instinct, Ramandu.

Just don't trust it.

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

It's maybe my own personal belief and instinct, Ramandu.

Just don't trust it.

You're the awkward cunt who needs messaged separately via pigeon when you're trying to organise a stagger.

Usually the boring uncle.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

You're the awkward cunt who needs messaged separately via pigeon when you're trying to organise a stagger.

Usually the boring uncle.

No min, I just go with what I'm comfortable with. 

[Redforever86]

Emails nae safe that’s for sure. I’m sure there are apps you could use that’s much safer. Telegram probably. 
 

What you got to hide? 
 

Photos o bairns I presume. 

[manboobs109]

7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Good lad.

Promise them the world, fuck them, never call them again.

Strange attitude from a man with a daughter tbh.

[Don Fonte]

23 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Strange attitude from a man with a daughter tbh.

Why?

[manboobs109]

14 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Why?

You know why.

[Dad]

Don Misogynte

[Misers Hill]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ageing lothario, Don Fonte.

"The man called Don Fonte...🍍

His spunk never sticks🦈"

👽☠️

[Don Fonte]

A lot of jealous people on this thread.

@Poodlerhas seen photo evidence of the 21 year old I've been dealing with lately.

Enjoy your fat wives.

[maryhilldon]

^ rattled

[Don Fonte]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

^ rattled

Ah the 2am canz monster rears his head once again.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

……………………………………………………….……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………,what’s his name?

Good one Hanzo.

Back on topic.

Hungover and had to crawl out of bed early for work.

Meetings.

Lunch.

El vino doth flow.

Riding.

Sleep.

[Parklife]

7 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A lot of jealous people on this thread.

@Poodlerhas seen photo evidence of the 21 year old I've been dealing with lately.

Enjoy your fat wives.

What age are you, Don? 

[Don Fonte]

20 minutes ago, Parklife said:

What age are you, Don? 

That's a personal question Parko.

I'm older than 35 and younger than 45. 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He thinks he’s Rod Stewart.

Terrible posting.  Do better.

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

That's a personal question Parko.

I'm older than 35 and younger than 45. 

That's a big age range. 

It's like saying your girlfriend is older than 12 but younger than 22. 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Parklife said:

That's a big age range. 

It's like saying your girlfriend is older than 12 but younger than 22. 

How old are you Parko? And how old is your missus?

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

How old are you Parko? And how old is your missus?

We're both the same age as you.