What you doing today?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Paintin' a door.  Fuckin' sharp end here.

[Don Fonte]

Work - Now.

Half day Friday - @Bluto10

Round of golf.

Pick a winning acca pick.

Drams.

Fornication (with a female).

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Paintin' a door.  Fuckin' sharp end here.

Watch yourself if you're climbing any ladders.  Wouldn't want you to fall off and smash your head into the ground.

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Watch yourself if you're climbing any ladders.  Wouldn't want you to fall off and smash your head into the ground.

Why in the name o' fuck would I need a ladder to paint a door?  I'm not of the diminutive proportions of @maryhilldon you know.

Your concerns are noted and greatly appreciated however.😁

[milne_afc]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Paintin' a door.  Fuckin' sharp end here.

That’s a horrible job. Take it to a sprayer is my advice.

[Don Fonte]

32 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Why in the name o' fuck would I need a ladder to paint a door?  I'm not of the diminutive proportions of @maryhilldon you know.

Your concerns are noted and greatly appreciated however.😁

Was hoping for a height related jibe, and you picked a good target sir.

Enjoy your day.

[Edwin Starr]

10 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Paintin' a door.  Fuckin' sharp end here.

What colour?

 

My wife has some yellow paint left from painting the front garden fence you can have it at no cost to your Good self.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Edwin Starr said:

What colour?

 

 

Rainbow.

[maryhilldon]

47 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

What colour?

 

My wife has some yellow paint left from painting the front garden fence you can have it at no cost to your Good self.

Who wouldn't want a yellow door.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Shakin’ Stevens 

He didn't care what colour the door was, the nosey bastard just wanted to know what was behind it.

[Parklife]

21 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Who wouldn't want a yellow door.

The Rolling Stones

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Who wouldn't want a yellow door.

A great plague victim.

[Studebaker-90]

Highland league-ing

[For Fecks Sake]

Up to Aviemore for a bit with the family.

Got the bikes on the car and hoping to do some longer cycles now the kids are getting older.

Dinners booked include Andersons and The Old Brigg Inn which escaped the worst of the flooding.

Usual kids stuff of Landmark, Highland Wildlife Park and Zip Trek etc.

Canna wait.

[Edwin Starr]

21 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Does she keep a nice lady garden, Buc? Trimmed and pretty to look at? 

Aye mate she likes gardening thankfully because I'm not very good at it.

 

I do cut the grass with a environmental friendly hand rolling lawn mower.

What about you?

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

 

I do cut the grass with a environmental friendly hand rolling lawn mower.

Your wife's quite a big woman?

[Edwin Starr]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I grew some crops about 5 years ago…,carrots, broccoli, rosemary, onions, basil, potatoes. For the amount of work I put in the yield wasn’t that great. 
 The carrots were minuscule and looked like Tup’s cock. 

Very healthy diet Sooper .

[Edwin Starr]

23 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Your wife's quite a big woman?

No size 12 MHD.

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

No size 12 MHD.

What would her ideal size be for you Bucco?

[Edwin Starr]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What would her ideal size be for you Bucco?

22 - 26. Is perfect what's your ideal size?

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

My diet is dreadful. I really need to sort myself out. 

What's the normal for you Sooper.

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

22 - 26. Is perfect what's your ideal size?

😂😂

Fuck sake. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

22 - 26. Is perfect what's your ideal size?

😄

[maryhilldon]

Buc's one of those feeders I've read about. Turn the wife into a blimp so no-one else is interested. Playing the long game.

[Edwin Starr]

Well that's the end of that then.

[Don Fonte]

22 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

22 - 26. Is perfect what's your ideal size?

A nice curvy size 10 is ideal for me min.

[Edwin Starr]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

A nice curvy size 10 is ideal for me min.

That's nice too Don.

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Oh aye, coriander as well and that stuff grows like fuck. 

Mint is bad. I’ve got a rogue one in my garden. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

58 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

A nice curvy size 10 is ideal for me min.

Beautiful South fan are you DF loon?

[Don Fonte]

13 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Beautiful South fan are you DF loon?

Wouldn't have known who they were but then I got your reference.