What you doing today?

[Ke1t]

Going to Cattleman's today... which sounds gay as fuck, but it's a supermarket with a fridge the size of a 5 a side fitba pitch... full of all kinds of meat... which sounds gay as fuck.  Going to get some Bottom Round Rump... which sounds gay as fuck. 

Going to have some lad suck my cock and stick a finger up my arse. 

Which sounds gay as fuck. 

[Roberto]

Watching Angela Rippon rip it up on Strictly.

[Roberto]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We’re all thinking the same aren’t we?

You would? Absolutely.

The poofy boy was class tonight. Loves himself like.

[Don Fonte]

I thought I was bent for playing golf today but Strictly...

El

Oh

El

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Mint is bad. I’ve got a rogue one in my garden. 

Love Star Wars.

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Watching Angela Rippon rip it up on Strictly.

Have a word with yerself Bertie.

[BrianFaePerth]

Beach - done

Pool - done 

BBQ - Soon

Drinks - definitely 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Beach - done

Pool - done 

BBQ - Soon

Drinks - definitely 

Drown - hopefully

[BrianFaePerth]

You’re very spiteful today Donald. Your bf withholding favours?

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You’re very spiteful today Donald. Your bf withholding favours?

I'm hungover. It'll pass.

[Redforever86]

39 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Drown - hopefully

Wash - Never

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Wash - Never

Jealous - Always

[Zeus]

Battening down the hatches. Red warning. Stay safe.

[RAZOR]

Smashing a hoodles sesh. Whole place to ourselves. Bliss 👌 

[Misers Hill]

2 hours ago, RAZOR said:

Smashing a hoodles sesh. Whole place to ourselves. Bliss 👌 

Fucks that🤔😄💕

[Ke1t]

Today I had to listen to my kid's (female) English teacher say "Stroke my balls".

First time that's happened. 

[cheesepipes]

19 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Today I had to listen to my kid's (female) English teacher say "Stroke my balls".

First time that's happened. 

Usually English Teacher (male)??

[Ke1t]

5 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Usually English Teacher (male)??

That would make sense...

Parent Teacher shite today, where you find out if your special little guy is doing the biz at school.

Apparently some kid had come over to his desk for some reason, during English, and Ke1t the Younger had invited said kid, in an allegedly loud, clear voice, to "Stroke my balls!"

Apparently this could be construed as sexual harassment as there are girls in the class.

"Surely not if it's by invite only" I jested.

Mrs Kelt and teacher wifie found that to be less hilarious than I did.

"I'll have a word with him." I says

To be fair, I already knew about this and had my joke ready if needed.

 

[tutankamun]

11 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

That would make sense...

Parent Teacher shite today, where you find out if your special little guy is doing the biz at school.

Apparently some kid had come over to his desk for some reason, during English, and Ke1t the Younger had invited said kid, in an allegedly loud, clear voice, to "Stroke my balls!"

Apparently this could be construed as sexual harassment as there are girls in the class.

"Surely not if it's by invite only" I jested.

Mrs Kelt and teacher wifie found that to be less hilarious than I did.

"I'll have a word with him." I says

To be fair, I already knew about this and had my joke ready if needed.

 

Just to be clear, did ‘Ke1t the Younger’ say this to a male or a female classmate?

Assuming KtY is an heterosexual, saying ‘Stroke my balls’ to another bloke is basically picking a fight.

Saying it to a female on the other hand…

[tutankamun]

1 minute ago, tutankamun said:

Just to be clear, did ‘Ke1t the Younger’ say this to a male or a female classmate?

Assuming KtY is an heterosexual, saying ‘Stroke my balls’ to another bloke is basically picking a fight.

Saying it to a female on the other hand…

Unless said male classmate is gay obviously. Please don’t cancel me 🙏

[Dad]

Burger King is called Hungry Jacks in Australia

Fancy that 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Dad said:

Burger King is called Hungry Jacks in Australia

Fancy that 

Quite the font of information. Bet you don’t know why.

[Dad]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Quite the font of information. Bet you don’t know why.

I literally just learnt that the now Bri son; please - explain away 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Dad said:

I literally just learnt that the now Bri son; please - explain away 

All right here old man

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Jack's

[Dad]

Just now, BrianFaePerth said:

All right here old man

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungry_Jack's

Thanks

 

Tbh I was expecting some insider info there, but I guess fucking not.

[BrianFaePerth]

Youve now got all the info you could ever wish about Hungry Jack’s and still you complain.

Fuck you

[Dad]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Youve now got all the info you could ever wish about Hungry Jack’s and still you complain.

Fuck you

That's not true at all you fucking prick

Give me some local stories you piece of shit; like you went once and every cunt vomited or whatever

No on fucking Wikipedia that is it, you dirty useless cunt 

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, Dad said:

That's not true at all you fucking prick

Give me some local stories you piece of shit; like you went once and every cunt vomited or whatever

No on fucking Wikipedia that is it, you dirty useless cunt 

Eh prefer KFC to Hungry Jack’s. 
 

My closest KFC has a gym between it and Hungry Jack’s

 

Good enough for you?

[Dad]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh prefer KFC to Hungry Jack’s. 
 

My closest KFC has a gym between it and Hungry Jack’s

 

Good enough for you?

Aye fair enough son

 

Next time though - go to HJ's

[Don Fonte]

Bit hungover.

Had brunch (poached eggs & bacon on hash brown)

Taxi home (was boning last night)

Now - drink, gamble and watch football.

Later - maybe bone the bird from last night again.