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1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

South Carolina... they'll all be rednecks in the firing squad, which means they got their first rifle on their first birthday. 

No fear any of them are missing.

Was in the Carolinas a few years back... signs on the buildings were, and I quote, "THANK YOU FOR SMOKING" and "ARMED ROBBERY EQUALS TEN YEARS AT HARD LABOR"...  saw that second sign in a movie theatre. Apparently it's such a problem they actually need to have a specific sign and punishment for armed robbery. 

It was there they were selling possums as food. Live, possibly rabid, but dying from heat exhaustion, possums. 

But, best of all, was the Plastic Disco Clock of Mary, on sale for, presumably, Catholics who like to know what time the disco opens, but at a reasonable price. I have a picture of it... must dig it out. 

Anyway... fucking redneck central. 

They all need shot. 

 

How was the possum?!

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"In March, Charles and his wife Camilla visited the Ukrainian Catholic Cathedral in central London to show their solidarity with Ukraine by lighting a candle for the nation"

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