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[Dad]

1 hour ago, CCB III said:

Same old MAD, eh. 
 

Fits he like!? 

There he is haha 

 

All the best son ?

[CCB III]

18 minutes ago, Dad said:

There he is haha 

 

All the best son ?

Hope America is treating you well old boy. 
 

Unvetted freedom, you can't beat it. 

[Dad]

Just now, CCB III said:

Hope America is treating you well old boy. 
 

Unvetted freedom, you can't beat it. 

Ach here - I'm back in Scotland 

A nicer part now though ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

44 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Just for small print, me old son. Otherwise tip-top vision. 

A lovely accompaniment to a sticky toffee pudding or apple crumble. 

[Redforever86]

4 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach here - I'm back in Scotland 

A nicer part now though ?

Nae Glasgow? 

[Bluto10]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Nae Glasgow? 

mobby will tell us it’s the best city in the uk

[Dad]

Kind of spoiling the surprise there Bluto son 

28 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Nae Glasgow? 

Nae Glasgow ?

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Best cruiserz

gets my vote then ???

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Dad said:

Kind of spoiling the surprise there Bluto son 

Nae Glasgow ?

Saltcoats 

[Dad]

Blantyre

[Redforever86]

Jesushfuckenchrustmastime

[Dad]

Dee dubya tee mate Dee dubya tee

[Dad]

Nah I'm no

[BrianFaePerth]

16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Jealous bastarts 

https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/boy-born-with-two-penises-has-the-larger-one-chopped-off-by-doctors/amp/

The boy is 2 years old…

The mom said that both penises had the ability to become erect.

?

Poor wee cunt, the ladies would have loved him.

[Dad]

7 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Ah no. 

How?

A work in progress son - a few hoops to leap through and we'll be back there in about a year probably ? 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Dad said:

A work in progress son - a few hoops to leap through and we'll be back there in about a year probably ? 

 

Better hope that prediction is more reliable than your football ones

[Parklife]

39 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The boy is 2 years old…

The mom said that both penises had the ability to become erect.

?

Poor wee cunt, the ladies would have loved him.

LL Cool P's 

[Dad]

36 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Better hope that prediction is more reliable than your football ones

It is, dinnae worry ?

[RAZOR]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Jealous bastarts 

https://nypost.com/2022/04/20/boy-born-with-two-penises-has-the-larger-one-chopped-off-by-doctors/amp/

Larger one wheeked aff as well. Poor bugger.

[Misers Hill]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Tupric

Eh Biggie "nu"Smalls...?

[manboobs109]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8737358/amanda-holden-britains-got-talent-tattoo/

[BrianFaePerth]

Lucky bastard, she’s filth

[Dad]

A bit of confusion at the start, but afterwards - a+ ?

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Les Dennis has rimmed that

 

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Lucky bastard, she’s filth

Surely if he licked her bum it means she won?

[BrianFaePerth]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 

Surely if he licked her bum it means she won?

No chance

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

No chance

Aye it does

[CCB III]

Harry Maguire getting a bomb threat. 
 

Funny that, a bomb scare getting a bomb scare. 
 

Seriously though, some fucked up shit. Don't think Sky's relentless coverage does him any favours. All sorts of freaks in the world. 

[Don Fonte]

11 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Depp is fucked. 

Heards lawyer is reading out text messages he sent to his mate - I want to kill her and burn her.  When she is dead I wanna fuck her burned corpse. 

Fucking hell.  Easy tiger. 

 

He is a fucking ledge. Nothing worse than in your standard group chat.

[CCB III]

She took a shit on his bed. 
 

Hilarious. 
 

Sounds like the pair of them are emotionally unstable and not suited to be in a relationship with one another. She defo is coming off worse though from what I've heard. 
 

How hateful and angry and spiteful do you have to be to squeeze out a dump in someone's bed for revenge. 

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

He was great in Platoon.  

Would have been on Team Elias, fo sho.  @cheesepipes

His bitch ex is a sneering cow.  Cannae wait to see what her performance is like.  

Would definitely still shag her. (H&FUTA)