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[Dr_Manhattan]

4 hours ago, CCB III said:

Where no meaningful, lasting change could ever take place. 
 

What a thing to strive for!!!

Correct. I don't want the government doing things outside of issuing passports, driving licences and shooting any fuckers who try to invade us. 

It's almost as if you haven't read my posts.

[Parklife]

9 hours ago, Fridge said:

Parkie I’m nae going to argue with you and get involved in a  massive political debate. That’s not me hiding from proving my point but I just can’t be fucked. My personal opinion and the majority of the electorate was that he was not worthy of being voted for.

 

There must have been a reason for that.

I didn't want an argument. You made a statement (that's a massive heap of shit), I asked you to back it up, you talked about a load of unrelated stuff and failed to back up your statement (because you can't because it's a massive heap of shit). 

[The Boofon]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

She looks like a Child Catcher.

Same job as her uncle then. 

[Reed or deed]

Cock eyed fucker

[Reed or deed]

One eye looking for you and one eye looking after you ?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

17 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

One eye looking for you and one eye looking after you ?

Washing machine eyes...

Ones automatic ones aw tae fuck.

[Joe pike]

Celebrities caught with hookers.

https://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-caught-with-sex-workers/greg?ref=collections&l=2153028&collectionId=111

 

[Poodler]

51 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

Celebrities caught with hookers.

https://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-caught-with-sex-workers/greg?ref=collections&l=2153028&collectionId=111

 

These ladies provide a good service and should be respected. Bet plenty here use vivastreet, bet even @Edwin Starr has had a browse 

[manboobs109]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

These ladies provide a good service and should be respected. Bet plenty here use vivastreet, bet even @Edwin Starr has had a browse 

Funny you should mention that. @milne_afc
mentioned on here a while ago that he gets "body to body" massages. I found this intriguing and wondered if one of them would help with my dodgy knee.

My Internet research led me to vivastreet but there is no fucking danger these lassies are working as prossies in Dundee, and even less likely Fife. Surely you turn up and it's a wee fraggle looking thing and they are banking on you being so randy you just fire on anyway? Either that or you get robbed and violently sodomised.

 

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Funny you should mention that. @milne_afc
mentioned on here a while ago that he gets "body to body" massages. I found this intriguing and wondered if one of them would help with my dodgy knee.

My Internet research led me to vivastreet but there is no fucking danger these lassies are working as prossies in Dundee, and even less likely Fife. Surely you turn up and it's a wee fraggle looking thing and they are banking on you being so randy you just fire on anyway? Either that or you get robbed and violently sodomised.

 

??

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Funny you should mention that. @milne_afc
mentioned on here a while ago that he gets "body to body" massages. I found this intriguing and wondered if one of them would help with my dodgy knee.

My Internet research led me to vivastreet but there is no fucking danger these lassies are working as prossies in Dundee, and even less likely Fife. Surely you turn up and it's a wee fraggle looking thing and they are banking on you being so randy you just fire on anyway? Either that or you get robbed and violently sodomised.

 

Total fabrication. You were looking for hookers just admit it!

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

31 minutes ago, Poodler said:

These ladies provide a good service and should be respected. Bet plenty here use vivastreet, bet even @Edwin Starr has had a browse 

Correct, they should be respected min.

Vivastreet can be like Quality Street at times but most times it is more like Cotton Street though. 

[Guest milne_afc]

10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Funny you should mention that. @milne_afc
mentioned on here a while ago that he gets "body to body" massages. I found this intriguing and wondered if one of them would help with my dodgy knee.

My Internet research led me to vivastreet but there is no fucking danger these lassies are working as prossies in Dundee, and even less likely Fife. Surely you turn up and it's a wee fraggle looking thing and they are banking on you being so randy you just fire on anyway? Either that or you get robbed and violently sodomised.

 

I did not

apologies, it seems I did but entirely innocently 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Funny you should mention that. @milne_afc
mentioned on here a while ago that he gets "body to body" massages. I found this intriguing and wondered if one of them would help with my dodgy knee.

My Internet research led me to vivastreet but there is no fucking danger these lassies are working as prossies in Dundee, and even less likely Fife. Surely you turn up and it's a wee fraggle looking thing and they are banking on you being so randy you just fire on anyway? Either that or you get robbed and violently sodomised.

 

I am sure their will be a legitimate oriental professional masseuse called Suk Di Nee somewhere out there min to do the necessary for you.

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I did not

apologies, it seems I did but entirely innocently 

https://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/45904-gigs-2022/&do=findComment&comment=2308716

Purely medicinal, I hear you, nothing sexual about it at all for me.

[Joe pike]

29 minutes ago, Poodler said:

These ladies provide a good service and should be respected. Bet plenty here use vivastreet, bet even @Edwin Starr has had a browse 

More like Cotton Street 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

" And that your honour is the case for the defence...,"

It worked for Pete Townshend. "I purely browsed, and subsequently paid for, footage of child pornography online with use of my bank card details, simply to fulfil my curiosity and for my own unique research purposes, M'lud."

Case dismissed. 

[Redforever86]

14 hours ago, Poodler said:

???

See the likes of Eugenie etc in the royal family, what do these cunts actually do all day? Do they just sit about in big palaces? Must get boring.

Ride horses all day. 
 

 

And all night the horses ride them. 

[fatjim]

Drove through to Edinburgh before she arrived. Sad fucks lining the side of the road before Queensferry crossing and more sad fucks standing on the bridges across the m90. 

Somehow hand gestures just started coming from my hands. I couldn't help myself. 

[sigh]

15 minutes ago, fatjim said:

Drove through to Edinburgh before she arrived. Sad fucks lining the side of the road before Queensferry crossing and more sad fucks standing on the bridges across the m90. 

Somehow hand gestures just started coming from my hands. I couldn't help myself. 

I must admit to be being completely bored with all the tv / radio / online stuff about the Queens death - ok, she was the Queen, she was 96, she died, Charles is now the king - we get it!

Yes, ok, there MUST be pomp and ceremony - but ffs I'm bored with all, time to move on - ffs mourning for someone whom we never met - just move on.

[Joe pike]

34 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Correct, they should be respected min.

Vivastreet can be like Quality Street at times but most times it is more like Cotton Street though. 

What was the name of the AFC chief exec caught kerb crawling in Cotton St a few years ago and what was his excuse ?

[Fridge]

19 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

What was the name of the AFC chief exec caught kerb crawling in Cotton St a few years ago and what was his excuse ?

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12241680.football-chief-in-prostitute-scandal-quits-aberdeen-boss-sought-illicit-sex-even-after-being-confronted-over-his-activities/

[Edwin Starr]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

These ladies provide a good service and should be respected. Bet plenty here use vivastreet, bet even @Edwin Starr has had a browse 

Opened that up the now .

Hey Charlie Sheen is an affa man who doesn't give a dam .love his style , I think he'd be ace fun to invite him to a party ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

What was the name of the AFC chief exec caught kerb crawling in Cotton St a few years ago and what was his excuse ?

Gordon Bennett is the man you're looking for.

I dinna think he had an excuse, he admitted that he was engaged in procuring prostitutes. It was a lassie with the initials JMcD if I remember correctly.

[Edwin Starr]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12241680.football-chief-in-prostitute-scandal-quits-aberdeen-boss-sought-illicit-sex-even-after-being-confronted-over-his-activities/

He ended up being a postie.

[NEM]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

Funny you should mention that. @milne_afc
mentioned on here a while ago that he gets "body to body" massages. I found this intriguing and wondered if one of them would help with my dodgy knee.

My Internet research led me to vivastreet but there is no fucking danger these lassies are working as prossies in Dundee, and even less likely Fife. Surely you turn up and it's a wee fraggle looking thing and they are banking on you being so randy you just fire on anyway? Either that or you get robbed and violently sodomised.

 

he is my everything poem
 

 

[Dr_Manhattan]

5 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

Opened that up the now .

Hey Charlie Sheen is an affa man who doesn't give a dam .love his style , I think he'd be ace fun to invite him to a party ?

Did Corey Haim not allege that it was Sheen who raped him?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

25 minutes ago, Edwin Starr said:

He ended up being a postie.

Got to continue kerb crawling then.

Transferable skills.   

I don't agree with that in the workplace. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Dr_Manhattan said:

Did Corey Haim not allege that it was Sheen who raped him?

He was a young Boy when he got Lost in the moment. Poor lad.

Edit: Sorry, I'm getting mixed up with his onscreen brother, Michael (Jason Patric).

[Dr_Manhattan]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not so sure,Buc. He’d probably end up rimming your mrs. 

All that said, he does allegedly have tiger's blood.

A tiger with proto-AIDS, but still a tiger.