The Weather

[Howard Marks]

You've got to think that a fundamental of providing "News" or even basic updates to around 200k followers would be a spellchecker, proper punctuation and a basic checking of facts. Fubar News don't seem to understand any of this, simply copying, pasting and posting contributions as they have been sent to them. Their "award winning flood updates" are unreadable and seem to serve little purpose than to confuse people as they are so darn cluttered.

"Just drove from bOd to DICE and it was fine."

Shared, AUCHNAGATET

[Zeus]

Biling hait

[Howard Marks]

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

Biling hait

Shared, Coronavirus.

[REDRODDIE]

https://news.stv.tv/north/worker-feared-for-life-in-storm-babet-stena-spey-north-sea-helicopter-evacuation?utm_source=app
 

anyone on board?

[cheesepipes]

2 hours ago, REDRODDIE said:

https://news.stv.tv/north/worker-feared-for-life-in-storm-babet-stena-spey-north-sea-helicopter-evacuation?utm_source=app
 

anyone on board?

Just a poof wanting his face in the paper or some sort of sideways promotion.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 10/21/2023 at 10:02 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

She doesn’t even get a mention under ‘notable people’ on the Brechin wiki page and the list itself is unbelievably poor. 
“Sir David de Brechin (d. 1320), Lord of Brechin.” is one such example of what a pointless place Brechin appears to be.A guy called Dave who was so bored he called himself ‘David de Brechin’. Wonder if he ever bumped into Fred de Forfar or Gary de Montrose.

I wouldn't be surprised if Charlie King (footballer), Dick Campbell (filthy hun cunt), and Keith Rizzo (murderer) are on the "notables" list of Brechin.

[Zeus]

Biling hait.

[Hoofball]

1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Just a poof wanting his face in the paper or some sort of sideways promotion.

Nah, he’s going straight down the PTSD route.
 

Full wages whilst sat at home doing fuck all, I can’t go back to work as I shit myself every time I see a helicopter

[The Boofon]

On 10/21/2023 at 10:13 AM, Howard Marks said:

Lolz. I genuinely thought that as well until you posted that.

Who knew. 

Same. Fuck sake. 😂

[Roberto]

Jesus when was the last time it didn't rain.

Much prefer sna to this nonsense. Gies sna.

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Jesus when was the last time it didn't rain.

Much prefer sna to this nonsense. Gies sna.

#SpringVibes

[Roberto]

Well... that was fairly simple and predictable.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Roberto said:

Well... that was fairly simple and predictable.

Yeah doesn’t take much to forecast the weather here for 10 months of the year 

[Roberto]

30 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Yeah doesn’t take much to forecast the weather here for 10 months of the year 

That was honking response in reality.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Roberto said:

That was honking response in reality.

Know your audience 

[Reed or deed]

38 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Yeah doesn’t take much to forecast the weather here for 10 months of the year 

Good for snake and spider activity that temps eh min?

Flies

Skin cancer

Water shortages 

Too hot to work 

Not much wonder so much of oz is uninhabited 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Good for snake and spider activity that temps eh min?

Flies

Skin cancer

Water shortages 

Too hot to work 

Not much wonder so much of oz is uninhabited 

Snakes and spiders- No big deal

Flies - only first thing in the morning

Skin cancer - Factor 50 is your friend 

Water shortages - Desal plants

Work - Only for menial jobs and the boys that do that seem to thrive in all honesty.

[BrianFaePerth]

You boys are typically Scottish, always focussing on negatives. Eh know you can’t help it, so you have my sympathy.

[Reed or deed]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

You boys are typically Scottish, always focussing on negatives. Eh know you can’t help it, so you have my sympathy.

I’m focusing on the positives that we don’t have any of that shit to deal with 

[BrianFaePerth]

Enjoy the rain and cold 😂

[Studebaker-90]

I don’t know whether the weather will improve 

[Reed or deed]

25 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Enjoy the rain and cold 😂

Be gettin the snowboard looked out shortly.

Rain and cold only bothers woofters

[BrianFaePerth]

9 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Be gettin the snowboard looked out shortly.

Rain and cold only bothers woofters

@Roberto you going to take that?

[Parklife]

I absolutely fucking detest the cold. Had enough of winter already. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I absolutely fucking detest the cold. Had enough of winter already. 

A nice holiday would help break up the winter. You should look into that

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

A nice holiday would help break up the winter. You should look into that

"Holiday".

Good one. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

"Holiday".

Good one. 

Quitting at the cement yard.

Learning foreign

Putting garden pub funds to something else

Not a holiday.

 

You moving in with Gays?

[Ramandu]

25 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I absolutely fucking detest the cold. Had enough of winter already. 

Amen brother. I am very confident that if I make it to old age it will be winter that kills me.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Ramandu said:

Amen brother. I am very confident that if I make it to old age it will be winter that kills me.

Or an athletic

[cheesepipes]

The changing of the seasons keeps a man fresh and alive.

Cold crisp clear mornings are the best of the lot.